Awkward Coworker: Hey Sam!
Sam: Yes!
Awkward Coworker: Happy St. George's Day!
Sam: Uh...what?
Awkward Coworker: Happy St. George's Day!
Sam: Well...thanks. Any, uh, reason you singled me out?
Awkward Coworker: Don't you like St. George?
Sam: I like several...paintings of him...
Awkward Coworker: Yes, so I thought you...
Sam: Oh! Because. I have postcards of paintings of him hanging in my cubicle. Well yes. And a happy St. George's day to you too!

We get there in the end, him and me.