It is storming here like crazy. I just overheard my boss say "I have no overcoat. I am grossly unprepared for the apocalypse!"

Earlier, my phone alarm went off to remind me of something, and I have it set to the blaring EMERGENCY DOOT DOOT DOOT alarm so that I actually hear it.

Cube neighbor: What the hell was that?
Me: Sorry, that was my phone alarm.
Cube neighbor: I thought the world really WAS ending.
Me: Yes. My iPhone knows when the world will end.
Cube neighbor: I suppose there's an app for that.
Me: It's the app-pocalypse!

I couldn't find an app that would inform me when the world was ending. Which is a shame, because the internet will probably know before I do.

When I used to RP Ianto, at one point he posted a screencap of his iPhone, complete with an App of Rassilon. "It just showed up one day. It doesn't do anything...yet."

I'm still bitter no App of Rassilon has appeared on my phone yet.