Oh my god that was awful.

I'm not someone who hates McDonalds food. I like their hamburgers and I love their fries, but I never eat there because I've read The Omnivore's Dilemma. I broke my No McDonald's rule when I saw that they had something called a S'More Pie, which is chocolate and marshmallow in a pie crust, and how can you mess that up?

Serious Eats mentioned it, which is how I heard about it, and their review was overwhelmingly lukewarm. Did I listen? I did not. I thought, it can't be as mediocre as they're saying.

It's so much worse.

It's like if you wrapped those chemical marshmallow bits from breakfast cereal in cardboard, and then waved it somewhere near a cup of hot chocolate. It's unfood. I mean, if someone gives you one, eat it, but don't go out into the heat and stand in line and pay for one like I did. Don't do it! Let me stand as a warning!

As Adventurs go it's not that adventuresome, but given my life lately I'm counting it. Any time I leave air conditioning these days counts as an Adventur.