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Slogging through wank is quite hard. There are two wanks that I’ve taken a head first dive into as of late. First, there was the infamous Crystal Wank. Such a doozy. She’s like the class clown, any attention is good attention, so even if she gets a reputation as a looser that everyone hates with her antics, she’ll still go at it but to have that little piece of lime light. Someone certainly has a few issues. Some people are of the opinion that she should be left alone with her mental disorder or whatever other baggage she’s carrying. I think she should be left alone simply because all the attention is fueling her ego and egging her on. I’m pretty sure that if we ignore her, she will shrivel away without the attention she craves. She might try starting more wank, but people need to resist the temptation to poke at Crystal, you’re only indulging her desires. Don’t poke it, it gets infected!
Next up is JDR. She’s very proud of her name isn’t she, slapping it on everything in creation and so forth. Personally, I never give out my full given name. Nobody cares what my middle name is. But I’m just a silly biological female, what the hell do I know? She angsted so hard over her transformation of course she must point out and reaffirm at every corner that she is a female. I am not being rude towards transsexuals, but other people that I’ve met who have made the leap from male to female have done it with a lot more grace than JDR. In fact, where I am happy to embrace others into the mystical sisterhood, I’m tempted to shut the door in JDR’s face. Who wants to claim her? She is the epitome of drama queen. Angst oozes from her pores in proportions I’ve only ever seen in the purple prose riddled ramblings of prepubescent girls. Look at her diary excerpts! They make the eyes bleed and the brain implode.
Her “Jenniverse” is vast. Her legion of ass kissers is loyal and still, I can’t find a reason for the following. I was wholly unimpressed by any of her writings. Her comics are mediocre at best. Her sound bites were laughable only for the sheer bad quality and utter awestruck confusion they present. Her opinions are bitter and skewed and highly blown up. Her life is one big example of a passive aggressive at work. She wants kisses and love and is quick to lash out at those who do not embrace her. Her ego is oddly schizophrenic being both large and full of itself and yet dependent upon the minions to build it up. She has a dream, a Dream dammit! But she is not willing to reach. The fact that this dream is never and probably never will be realized is not her fault, it’s the fault of everyone around her. She is the victim. The Victim!
She almost garners my sympathies. It’s sad that she exists in such a state, but it’s obvious that she revels in her martyr status. She will be a perfectly miserable excuse for a human being until the day she dies. It’s frustrating and sad to see such a pitiful wreck of a life, but there is really nothing to be done except shake your head and turn away.
What is it about the internet that brings these people out of the woodworks? It’s so accessible it gives everyone a forum to stand up and speak their mind. Unfortunately, it also gives us these glimpses of how sad human existence can truly be. Crystal and JDR, one can only hope that in the next life, you’re not born as humans. You make sad excuses for such and we’re embarrassed to have you. JDR will probably enjoy that. She probably wouldn’t even be happy then. Some people will never be satisfied.
Ah, wank. How you enrich my life.
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