Let There be Memes [15 Jun 2004|05:40am] [ mood | enraged ] Because I am bored, let there be memes. How to make a criticalcricket Ingredients: 3 parts mercy 1 part self-sufficiency 5 parts instinct Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness Username: Personality cocktail From Go-Quiz.com Mercy? I have no mercy *squashes badfic authors beneath her 6 inch stilleto heel* LOOK OUT! ïòð criticalcricket is a radioactive squirrel!! Username: From Go-Quiz.com Hey! That's a lie. Everyone knows that I'm a cricket. Informationi Critical Cricket is a restricted area. Authorised personel only Username: From Go-Quiz.com We regret to announce the unpleasant expiration of Critical Cricket, who on the 5th of May of this year was meticulously completely consumed by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred near an ant pile somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Critical Cricket is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month. - Random Obituary Generator of Doom What the hell? Enough of that. The End. post comment

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