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What to write. [09 Apr 2008|08:54pm]
My personal remix of "My Super Ex-Girlfriend".


I really had high hopes for it, thinking maybe it'd be about a guy that dumps a girl for being too mousy/boring and then finds out she's a superheroine and wants to get back together with her but she wants nothing to do with him because if she's not good enough for him out of costume, she refuses to be the object of a hero-worship fetish.

And maybe he tries to go evil to get her attention but he sucks at it (yay comic relief time?) and she has to keep rescuing him from his own devices. And then a REAL bad guy shows up, and she has to team up with him, and he gets to see first-hand what she does all day and that it's not just a skin-tight costume and quipped one-liners. And he's all, "You know, I don't think that I could take being together with a heroine". And she's all, "That's good, because I'm still not willing to take you back." And he's all, "So... need a sidekick?"

And they end up friends, fighting crime together, and he gives his opinion on what she should wear when out on dates and if a guy is worth it or not and if a certain villain will be easier to defeat with a stun ray or an ice blaster and just...
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Note to self: Go to Davis Square soon! [24 Aug 2007|03:35pm]
[ mood | Amped ]

I'll be back in Boston by the 2nd of September and dude, Davis Square just hopped right to the top of my flist of places to go (apart from Harvard Square so that I can pick up my comics fix, of course). Why?

Well, because of this wank, wherein an idiot suggests opening a hair salon for men along the lines of hooters in a Davis Square comm and the members don't react happily. In the b0ston comm, where the guy posts again about the idea, people also think it's stupid and someone even sarcastically suggests Davis Square. XD

It even hits the b0ston snark comm, and the post on the Red Sox comm has killer tags.

*grinning like a wild thing* Best comment to the entire mess was this one, reproduced in full below:

It's a sorry state of affairs in this country when the lure of titties is necessary to get men to groom properly.

That said, I think Davis would likely be a nightmare choice of location for a business like this. It's the wrong crowd. Since you don't know the area, its only fair to tell you that heterosexuality is far from universal in this neighborhood. We have a very strong representation of gay, lesbian, bi, transgendered, polyamorous, pagan, geek and everything else that doesn't fall smack into the mainstream. Which is not to say there aren't heterosexual men here who like boobies. There are. But there are a lot of women who like 'em, too.

Honestly, I would skip all of Somerville, all of Cambridge, and probably most of Boston except Kenmore and the Fenway area. Someone said Nashua, and that's probably a good bet. You also might do well out in the Route 1 area, where there are a lot of sports bars and strip malls where what you're doing could work out well.


I spend enough time feeling rather dismayed to be American that it's fantastic when something happens that makes me gleeful to be a Bostonian. XDDDD

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sv_maria in the House fandom now? [21 Aug 2007|03:52pm]
It starts when okelay, who clearly isn't from around these parts (her profile says she's from Chile, for those of you who were just dying to know), jumps in to say not only should major late-episode spoilers be cut, but every single plot detail, including exposition details from the Pilot, should be cut.

In light of later wanks, my first paranoid little thought was "SVMARIA STRIKES AGAIN."

*reading an old House wank*

What with Ms. Scribe resurfacing, I wouldn't be surprised if sv_maria did as well.
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OMG Kinsey! [20 Mar 2007|09:19am]
I was watching the Kinsey movie and it contained the following exchange during one of the interviews:

Interviewer: "How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?"
Man: "14."
Interviewer: "How?"
Man: "With horse."
Interviewer: "How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?"
Man: "Is true. I fucked a pony. You are genius. How did you know?"
Interviewer: "You just said you had sex with a horse."
Man: "No! Whores. Not horse. Whores."
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For future use. [15 Nov 2005|01:20am]
Dear
[_] Clueless Village Idiot
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[_] Dumbass
[_] Troller
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Waste of Life
[_] Other:
[_] All of the above

You are being ridiculed because:
[_] You made an "Off-Topic" comment.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[_] You started a pointless topic.
[_] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words correctly.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[_] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[_] You're posting something illegal and police are coming.


To repent, you must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster (plugged in of course!).
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[_] Read and memorize the rules/community info.
[_] Leave this board/community forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[_] Simply shut up.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[_] Blow me.
[_] Get a life.
[_] Never post again.
[_] I pity your dog.
[_] Your IQ must be 7.
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else.
[_] STHU & GTHO.
[_] Learn to post relevant material.
[_] Go jump off a cliff.
[_] All of the above.
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Haha! [02 Nov 2005|05:32pm]
[ mood | E-V-O-L ]

Damien Raptore is now in the house, minions.

...I can hear the screams of fear already. ^_~

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