First Against The Wall.

For future use.
Dear
[_] Clueless Village Idiot
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[_] Dumbass
[_] Troller
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Waste of Life
[_] Other:
[_] All of the above

You are being ridiculed because:
[_] You made an "Off-Topic" comment.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[_] You started a pointless topic.
[_] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words correctly.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[_] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[_] You're posting something illegal and police are coming.

To repent, you must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster (plugged in of course!).
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[_] Read and memorize the rules/community info.
[_] Leave this board/community forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[_] Simply shut up.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[_] Blow me.
[_] Get a life.
[_] Never post again.
[_] I pity your dog.
[_] Your IQ must be 7.
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else.
[_] STHU & GTHO.
[_] Learn to post relevant material.
[_] Go jump off a cliff.
[_] All of the above.