What to write. My personal remix of "My Super Ex-Girlfriend".
I really had high hopes for it, thinking maybe it'd be about a guy that dumps a girl for being too mousy/boring and then finds out she's a superheroine and wants to get back together with her but she wants nothing to do with him because if she's not good enough for him out of costume, she refuses to be the object of a hero-worship fetish.
And maybe he tries to go evil to get her attention but he sucks at it (yay comic relief time?) and she has to keep rescuing him from his own devices. And then a REAL bad guy shows up, and she has to team up with him, and he gets to see first-hand what she does all day and that it's not just a skin-tight costume and quipped one-liners. And he's all, "You know, I don't think that I could take being together with a heroine". And she's all, "That's good, because I'm still not willing to take you back." And he's all, "So... need a sidekick?"
And they end up friends, fighting crime together, and he gives his opinion on what she should wear when out on dates and if a guy is worth it or not and if a certain villain will be easier to defeat with a stun ray or an ice blaster and just...