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Friday, June 23rd, 2006
2:38 pm
It has come to my attention that I am not getting comment notifications in my email. This displeases me! How can I be a WANKA in the first degree without knowing when someone has left me a comment! And, dudes! You try going through a really hot FW post to find your one comment in the myriad of comments to see if anyone replied!

Not cool.

Also, I have PMS, so natch, I'm grumpy.

Oh, I'll get over it, LOL! I'm just being a bitch.

Dandie

ETA: I have since found out that the ENTIRE reason I wasn't getting comments was MY OWN DAMN FAULT because I didn't validate my new email addy. Well isn't that stupid of me! And now I'm robbed of all my snarky grumbling above. Grrr! I liked that snarky grumbing! It's what gets me through a pms day! I think I just wanked...

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2:19 am - ZOMG! I turn my back for a couple years and LOOK what you wankers do! LOL
Deary me!

I have to admit, I wish FW were still on LJ NO, DON'T COME AFTER ME WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES, REALLY!

All i mean is, I miss stuff when it's on a journal I don't open much! Jeazy Peazy! I need to stay informed! I wish the LJ PTB weren't such a bunch of pussies that a little bnf screeching gets their panties in a wad.

So, of course the msscribe wank drew me forth like a true rat and sinking ship scenario...No wait, not that, because the rat is LEAVING the sinking ship and I'm on the dingy with margarita's watching it go down.

Heee, I said 'go down'

SO ANYWAY, this is one of the best 'Stalker/Freak/Sock puppets gone bad/ZOMG, WHY DIDN'T YOU CONNECT THE DOTS!!!ELEVENTYONE/it's no my job, man wanks I think I've EVAH seen.

So so so like, even if you make excuse that she wanted to be popular (which I'm NOT, truly, I dealt with a similiar entity in tpm) So she staged fermentojam, THEN WHY DID SHE CONTINUE once she was at the cool table? Hey, bitch, you MADE it. Here's a tip, STOP LYING AND SNEAKING AND SOCKPUPPETING.

Now, I love a good sock as much as the next person, no doubt. But when you reach the inner circle, perhaps you're called upon to shed the creature comforts of a sock puppet in order to be A VERY SEKRIT AND IMPORTANT BNF.

"When I am a BNF, I will not give into the temptation to form sock puppets. As satisfying as they are, they usually lead to one's ugly and terrible downfall."

And it was a long way down! Wow!

Ok, Smooches to my snarky friends!

How did she think she'd never be discovered? And did she have no feelings for the people she hurt? Weren't they her friends? Even if the first sock seemed like a good idea at the time, wouldn't it at some poing become a matter of being uncomfortable fooling and making trouble for your friends?

Dandie

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Saturday, October 18th, 2003
11:24 pm - Yes, yes, I'm still here!
Hello!

I just checked in to check out the wank! Only, I can't seem to remember how to access my friends filter thingie, anyone know? I went to the faq on it, and there was none! LOL

So, what's been going on? How is everyone?

Love, Dandie

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Monday, March 31st, 2003
12:38 am - GIP!
Hey everyone!

Look at the beautious icon that [info]kyuuketsukirui made for me! BIG HUGS!

!!THANK YOU *** THANK YOU *** THANK YOU!!

::Squees at new icon!::

Love, Dande

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Saturday, March 29th, 2003
10:55 pm - Icon Whining
(cue blatent, eyelash batting, pleadingness)

Do any of you decent kind folk know how to do the flashy iconage? I just saw a post by [info]sagralisse where she said

Fangirls + Evil = Nazgirls. They're not just for Tolkien anymore!

Did I spell Tolkien right? ::wibble::

Anyway, would any of you wonderful, stunning, beautious and did I say smart? people have the time to make a flashy icon of a nazgul and that text?

::More eye batting::

Yes yes, feel free to ignore, LOL. I'm annoying myself with all the pleading! But lets not get into the whole sub thing ;)

Love, Dande

EDIT I do have her permission to use her joke in an icon! I just tew stooopid 2 no how iz done. I. R. Baboon.

current mood: Needy-like

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Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
7:57 pm - Just catching up on the latest
And we all know what a lover of gossip good old dande is, LOL! I've been accused of gossip mongering more times than I can count! LOL.

What is wrong with some people on the net? May I ask? Why do people get so bent out of shape over other people snickering?

Oh yes, right. We're meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. But I've been called mean before, LOL.

I read one of Sorchar's comments where she said that she tries to be nice to people who are upset and unstable because even if she's not a mental health professional, it's the human thing to do (or something like that, forgive me if I've misunderstood) AND SHE'S RIGHT! But we get bitten for that, don't we?

I want to tell you all that I am/was a mental health professional, LOL! It's true! I used to be a counselor. When I first got online in tpm fandom, I made friends with a lot of girls, and I really tried to be there for them. Night after night they would stay in IM with me until bum fuck o'clock in the morning telling me their issues. I even had one witch tell me that she used to IM me not because I was her friend, but because she thought I could help her when her counselor was unavailable! LOL. And I NEVER, EVER gave out psych advice online! That would be totally unprofessional. Over and over I told them to seek help in their area.

One chick sent me like six suicidal emails all day. Starting at eight am and not quitting until ten that night when another friend of mine emailed her and told her if she didn't stop, they'd report her to the local police and she could be committed for 72 hours.

So, I gave up trying to be nice and supportive and started drifting away or flat out calling them on their behavior. I was tried of being used. And WHAM!! Suddenly the freakage expanded like a mushroom cloud over the fandom! LOL. Because, of course, I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeean. Or rather, I was stupid enough to forget it was ALLLLLLL ABOUT THEM!

What makes these people so intent on freaking out in F-W's general direction? If it were me, and I'd ever been such a pretentious ass as to get wanked (and I'm sure I've said and done enough dumb stuff, LOL) I'd die of embarrassment and SHUT THE FUCK UP before I said anything any more stupid! LOL. Well, ok, I'd laugh at myself too, LOL. But the anon posters keep shrieking to the sky's that we don't have lives and how we're fat and ugly and loser fan girls and fan boys, etc, when *they* are the ones getting rabid and foaming at the mouth. LOL.

"Oh, fandom_wank is soooooooooo meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Nevah! Have I been sooooo abuuuuuuuuused!" OMGOODNESS, I have the vapors!"

Look, I'll freely admit that I was a naive sap who tried to help everyone and mend fences and say "can't we all just get along??" When I entered fandom. Really. I was polly freaking anna. And I got so used and abused and lied about and vilified that I grew up and realized that

FANDOM IS FUCKING FUNNY

And after that, I embraced my inner flame warrior! LOL. I did. There was a time when I flamed anything that made any sort of move in my general direction. I burnt the terrain to the ground man, LOL. Ahhh, my fandom youth! LOL. From innocent dupe to flaming bitch inside of a few months! LOL.

Now, I've sort of mellowed out now to more of a "snark and ignore" approach.

So why do these freaks who get their panties in such a wad continue to screech at us and say we have no lives and can't we see that fandom is Serious Business (TM) and how BNF's are very important people and hand down pearls of wisdom on.......

On what? Exactly?

On an imaginary world where they sit on gilded thrones of wank?

I had one rpg freak write to me off list in character once on a *comic rpg* saying she really was a sidhe, and the size of a small sapling with very sharp teeth.

I think I was supposed to be afraid. I'm not sure, but I think that was supposed to frighten the beegeebus out of me. What frightened me most is that this gem actually believed she was some sort of celtic fairy, and that her rpg character was, in fact, REAL.

And they say *I* need a life? Am I a jaded bitch yet? LOL.

You'd think, if we were so terribly evil and awful and general bad sports, they'd GO AWAY and be happy to be left alone by us, right? I mean, if some of the psycho's I've had emailing me in the past three years had simply vanished, I'd be singing and dancing in the streets! I wouldn't keep running up to them and saying "Oh, here I am, hit me again!"

I remain, ever in the service of the F_W...

A Snarky Mrs. Cunningham
I'm ok, are *you* ok? ;)

current mood: high

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Friday, March 21st, 2003
8:44 pm - could one of you very smart pals of mine fill me in?
Hello all!

First of all I want to say THANK YOU TO [info]zorrorojo for doing such a great job and for putting up this journal site! Wheeeeeeee! Honestly, it was very kind of you and you did a great job!

THANK YOU

Now of course, being me, LOL, I have a question or two.

First, I'm an early adopter here, how many icons do I get to upload?

Second, how many invite codes can I generate for being an early adopter to invite my friends? Are we supposed to wait before inviting anyone so as not to stress the system?

Third, how many icons do paid users get?

I did go to the faq, but couldn't find the answers to these questions under the icon and paid account sections. If I missed some part of the faq that spells this out easily enough for even a clueless dandelion to understand, I'm quite sorry to be a bother ;)

Thanks!

Loff, Puff

current mood: Happy-Dance

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3:03 am - Because all the cool kids are doing it
Meme! )

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Monday, March 17th, 2003
10:56 pm - Great Hera!
I'm journal number 44! That is my favorite number too!

::Dances around and throws glitter::

Hey Fandom Waaaaaaaaaaaaank! We're Hooooomeeeeeeee!

And yeah yeah, I'm using my regular name here. I mean, it's not like I was the darling of my fandom or anything ::snorks:: I'm sure they are all nodding and saying

"See? We knew she'd end up in with that evil crowd!"

Ahhhh, the fun!

Love, Dandie

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