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The A2A live blog!!!! 9.01pm Fi: Oh, she's at boarding school. Andy: Is it Hogwarts? 9:04pm Fi: She's not even showing a bra strap! Andy: Yeah, shocking. She's not even showing a nipple. 9:07 Chris's mum smells of pilchards? Fi: Does this mean Chris is a Grimsby lad? Andy: Pilchards? Nawwwww... south coast! 9:08 Gene: A few stiff ones. Andy: He wasn't talking about drink! 9:10 (Re Tim Price) Andy: God, he's creepy without the makeup on! Andy: There's a little bit of Evan/Tim going on there. Andy: Ah, the real reason why barristers wear wigs. They've all got bald spots. 9:11 Alex: Take a huge leap of faith. Andy: That's what Sam did. Tim: I know how to take care of my family, Alex. Andy: Condoms! 9:13 I am *not* even going to go into the conversation about gay rights and Garibaldis. 9:14 Alex: I want Ray. Me: I was *so* right about Alex/Ray! Andy: Awww, poor Chris has stitched himself up! 9:15 Andy: That lives down in Battersea somewhere! The pink tank. Fi: *Uncle* Angus! 9:17 Fi: OMG! It's Sam's entire stable! Andy: And wasn't that Sam in the blonde wig? 9:18 Gene (to Ray): You look like a baboon's arse with a tache on. Andy: He does too! 9:19 I *so* did not the mental image of Gene and Ray in gymslips playing netball... 9:20 Andy is now quoting Labyrinth and I am desperately hoping that we do not get to see any of the team in skin-tight leggings and a dodgy wig. Apart from Alex, of course. 9:22 (Comments on sexual tension between Alex and Ray) Alex: Clunk click every trip. Andy: And you know it's kinky with that! 9:25 Andy: [Leyton] looks like Jasper Carrott! It's been bugging me for weeks! Andy: Evan's just gone in. Fi: Yeah, well, he'll do anyone. Alex: It's my last night. Andy: Sam tried that line. 9:27 Fi: Good god, she's *waddling*! Has she had a gangbang with the entire station before coming here? Andy: Probably. Fi: Or is Ray really big? Andy: You'll have to ask Elf. 9:29 Alex: (details of future Radio 6 DJ arrested on gay demo, culminating in "you marry a woman and have two kids") Fi: Oh my god, it's Richard Hammond. 9:31 Caroline: I met two delightful lesbians from Barking. Andy: *snigger* Fi: Damnit! We're not from Barking... [pause] And I'm not a lesbian! 9:33 Andy: God, and I thought Sam had Mummy issues. Fi: God, Caroline is gorgeous. Andy: I'd shag her. Hell, I'd do them both. Mother and daughter. 9:35 Alex: So bright and so... *sob* alive. Chorus: Oh that is so shite/crap! 9:37 Fi: oooh, ooh, Ash is being bitchy at the fans! (re Gene's comment on Alex's arse) Fi: ANDY'S FREE! 9:38 Andy: Christ, she's turning someone down! Fi: She's turning Gene down! Andy: Well, she's had Viv... and the nameless blokes in CID. She must be really shagged out. 9:41 (Fi) I *love* Geoffrey Palmer and I have stopped blogging because there's too much going on and I don't want to get wine on the laptop. (Also, Gene's got some great lines, but *god* that speech... is a bit off) Andy: That would mean so much more if I hadn't been watching "Between the Lines" last night. Fi: That would mean so much more if I didn't go drinking regularly with retired coppers. 9:49 (sorry for delay) Fi: Oh yeah, colour us surprised. (On Tim/Clown, on Gene/Alex) Fi: And he's picked her up again! Andy: (re Evan) Oh shit, my bloody car's blown up! Fi: (re Tim's suicide note) Colour me suprised. 9:52 Fi: Oooh, nice mirror of episode one! And oh, my mind's gone to a bad place. Andy: That really really does not work. 9:54 Fi: Alex, you blind git! (Re it Not Being Evan's Fault) Fi: Oooh, an actual explanation! Fi: I don't get it. A blonde nine-year-old and an adult brunette. I mean, I was a blonde baby but I lost it at three. Andy: You lost it long before that, hon. Fi: Bloody lucky Shazzer. And that (surgical appliance) looks like an 80's belt. Oooh, it is an 80's belt! 9:58 Gene: Unbreakable. Fi: Hang on, we've got a blonde and a brunette. Does this mean that Alex is Bruce Willis...? Chorus: And Gene is Cybill Shepherd! Later on rewatch: Andy: (asks why the car didn't blow up with Alex in it) Fi: Oh, the cassette probably triggered an acid release switch. *pause* Oh God, I just reverse engineered the Ashes to Ashes car bomb, didn't I? Post a comment in response: |
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