Well.
I'm in the middle of a huge, very freakishly long review of Sweeney Todd, which I viewed last night.

Months of waiting for "Pretty Women" were well worth those few minutes. That was SEXY. And I don't mean just sexy, I mean it was SEX-Y. That was the slashiest, most subtextual version of that song ever. If I didn't know better, I would've thought they were about to tear off their clothes and go fuck.

For realz, people.