'Kay, that's it.

All journalists must carry an urban dictionary with them when writing articles--and the slang section for "penis" must be bookmarked.

From an article on Sweeney Todd:

"Oh, you know it's a happy holiday movie when you have a musical decked in red: Blood. And the main character is a guy with white hair: a killer barber. And the pie is not made of mincemeat, but man-meat."

Now, just what is wrong with this picture?