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Thursday, January 8th, 2009
(2032 comments | comment on this) Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
fandom_lounge
[ sistercoyote ]
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3:26p
LJ, redux
Is LJ being exceptionally robust, or is it just me? Vandalism by pissed-off ex-employees?
It's probably just me. But I can't get to LJstatus to find out for sure, so I thought I'd post here.
Sorry to bother everyone (okay, I'm not. Not really.)
Edited to add: Okay, not just me, then. On the one hand, Phew. On the other hand...I bet this has the potential to become epic. Even when it turns out to be just a hiccup.
Edited again to add: Now when LJ comes up it shows the following message: LiveJournal.com is currently unavailable due to emergency maintenance. Don't worry, this has nothing to do with our recent company layoffs! It's a technical problem, not a lack-of-personnel problem. Thank you for your patience.
Final edit: It's baa-ack. And I'm going to the bookstore.
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random_lounge
[ atalantapendrag ]
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9:50a
Posting to multiple journals with Semagic?
Back when Strikethrough was happening, I started using Semagic, and found instructions on how to use it to post to more than one journal at once. Of course, I forgot how to set it up, and the directions I'd bookmarked were on Greatestjournal. I have a new computer and I'd like to be able to simulpost; does anyone know how I can set that up again?
Thanks in advance!
ETA: Copious thanks to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) whiteserpent and tephra!
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lol_meme
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4:44a
Brain imaging studies haven't turned up a single area of the brain that seems to be at work during ejaculation
SO MALE BRAINS EXIST TO PREVENT THEM FROM JIZZING ALL THE TIME?
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(5002 comments | comment on this) Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
fandom_lounge
[ anarchicq ]
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6:54p
Portollies.com poll
Doubtless you saw this in Metafandom, but I thought I'd post it here too.
Portfollies.com poll
"Portfollies will be a social networking website where people can upload their portfolios (text, image, video and audio files), both original and fan works. The website will also offer communities/forums, and a variety of tools to help with creation and communication."
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unfunnybusiness
[ hypno_jango ]
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3:58p
Unfunny ANN Double-Header Wank
On Anime News Network's Chicks On Anime, this week's topic is censorship/editing in anime and manga. (Gee, this sure isn't going to cause wank at all.) The participants talk about different kinds of editing that North America and Japan do including nudity, violence, sexuality, smoking and alcohol, racism, AIDS, homophobia, loli/shota, and anything editors/publishers force the creators to change because they say so. It doesn't take long for the forum to become unfunny. (Ex-Answerman Zac is in there too. I am so surprised. Really.)
Speaking of censoring, ANN also posted about Kodomo no Jikan's second season promo being streamed. (Zac, the one blamed for KnJ being canceled for release in NA, in this one too.)
Edit: For anyone who wonders whether KnJ is pedo or not, all you have to do is look at the official merchandise. (Warning: Keep Brain and Eye Bleach near you, you'll need it. Oh God...)
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fandom_wank
[ dogbite12 ]
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12:54p
So Transfan, I Herd U Liek Pedo Bear?
Transformers comic book fandom wank.. Early this morning, it was about pedophilia.
My doppelgänger from the IDW fan forum Skwege learned that he had been accused of having sex with children by the IDW forum fantards on Transfans.net. Sprunkner is a real internet tough guy. Unfortunately, he made it quite easy to find his dox.
Skwege was not happy to find he'd been slandered as a pedo. So he calls (yes, as in calls Sprunkner's landline) to tell him to take it down. No yelling, just something along the lines of "call me whatever you want but accusing me of child fucking is not cool."
What does Spencer (Sprunkner's IRL name) do? He freaks out and hangs up!
That's right-he's a coward. So Skwege leaves him a voicemail:
"Hi Spencer :
You like to make libelous accusations about people having sex with kids? That is really grown up of you. Oh wow, you live in Washington State as well? What a coincidence! Bellingham is only an hour from here.
It's not funny! I know little punks like you think they can run around all anonymous on the internet and think nothing can bite them in their ass. However let me tell you little man, you are going to retract your statement, and then apologize. Talking shit about someone is one thing, but making a disgusting and FOUL comment like that is libelous. I have the time, money, resources, and most importantly the fucking patience to see this through so don't toy with me little man."
Then Sprunkner has his wife (yes, someone actually agreed to marry him) respond. He doesn't have the balls to answer Skwege himself-he makes his wife call him back and tell him not to call. Unfortunately, Spencer posted her phone number and email as his contact information.
Some PMs get exchanged on the IDW forum and Sprunkner accuses Skwege of threatening him (although I doubt the police consider being asked to take down a post or telling someone you're suing them for slander are violations of any particular laws). He makes an announcement on Transfans.net, crying that Skwege is harassing his family and that he called the po-po on him.
Sprunkner did call the police and they in turn contact Skwege.
The result? The police are highly pissed off-at Sprunkner. Because this is much ado about comic books.
All this name calling and wank is over whether or not the comic book series All Hail Megatron is in continuity.
The police were not too happy about being called to mediate a dispute over Starscream's alt mode.
They lecture Sprunkner and felt Skwege was somewhat justified. Skwege apologizes for dragging the wife into the mess because being accused of fucking children is serious business that involves the IRL banhammer.
The wank continues on Tranfan.net where Sprunkner whines some more (I guess his wife made him sleep on the couch) and Skwege threatens to post a scan of the police report.
These fine examples of male adulthood continue to fight about giant robots. I believe Sprunkner's wife summed it up succinctly in an email to Skwege: "This is a fight over made up robots-let it go."
Unfortunately, everyone ignores her.
Edit: I accept this is total fail. Need more recipes and fail macros, please.
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lol_meme
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11:19a
866
"YOUR MAJESTY, WE'VE CAUGHT SIGHT OF...OH."
EDMUND BOLTED UPRIGHT, FUMBLING WITH THE BEDCOVERS AS REEPICHEEP PAUSED BY THE CABIN DOOR.
"REEPICHEEP," EDMUND SAID, FLUSTERED, "I WAS JUST, I MEAN, I WAS..."
REEPICHEEP STILL HAD HIS EYES AVERTED WHEN HE REPLIED. "NO, THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, SIRE. I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THAT YOU WEREN'T...OCCUPIED."
EDMUND'S FACE WAS FLAMING. HE DIDN'T THINK HE'D EVER BEEN MORE MORTIFIED IN HIS LIFE, INCLUDING THE TIME HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO ONE OF THE DANCERS AT THE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE DEFEAT OF THE WHITE WITCH.
"NO, IT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE, REEPICHEEP," HE MUMBLED. HE WAS NEVER GOING TO COME AGAIN IN HIS LIFE. IT WAS WORSE THAN BEING AT SCHOOL, WHERE AT LEAST THE OTHER FELLOWS IGNORED YOU AS LONG AS YOU WERE SUBTLE ABOUT IT. "I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN SO INDULGENT. WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?" HE HOPED REEPICHEEP WOULD LEAVE AFTER DELIVERING HIS MESSAGE, SO HE COULD GET DRESSED IN PEACE.
"INDULGENT, SIRE?" REEPICHEEP INQUIRED. "I DON'T THINK IT'S INDULGENCE. AFTER ALL, EVERYONE NEEDS TO BLOW OFF A LITTLE STEAM NOW AND THEN, DON'T THEY?"
EDMUND JUST STARED AT HIM. "WHAT?"
"I'M JUST SAYING," REEPICHEEP SAID, CLOSING THE DOOR. "MAYBE I CAN HELP."
"WHAT?" EDMUND REPEATED, BUT REEPICHEEP WASN'T LISTENING. HE APPROACHED EDMUND WHILE EDMUND STARED ON, DUMBFOUNDED, AND TUGGED AT THE BEDCLOTHES.
"ALLOW ME, YOUR MAJESTY. PLEASE."
EDMUND DID, MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T THINK HE WAS CAPABLE OF DOING MUCH MORE THAT STARE AT THAT MOMENT. REEPICHEEP WAS BIG FOR A MOUSE, BUT STILL SMALL COMPARED TO A HUMAN. IF EDMUND HADN'T BEEN SITTING DOWN, HE DOUBTED REEPICHEEP WOULD HAVE REACHED IN ORDER TO DO WHAT HE DID, WHICH WAS REACH OUT AND TAKE EDMUND'S COCK IN BOTH PAWS.
"OH GOD," EDMUND SAID, EYES ROLLING BACK. IT HAD BEEN TOO LONG SINCE ANYONE HAD TOUCHED HIM APART FROM HIMSELF; TOO LONG AND A LIFETIME, A TRIP BACK TO EARTH AND A SECOND ADOLESCENCE. REEPICHEEP'S HANDS WERE SMALL, BUT HIS GRIP WAS FIRM. EDMUND JUST SLUMPED SIDEWAYS ON THE BED, BREATH COMING FASTER NOW. HE COULD FEEL REEPICHEEP'S FUR BRUSHING AGAINST HIS LEG.
EDMUND SHIFTED HIS HIPS A LITTLE AND REEPICHEEP RESPONDED BY STROKING HIM FASTER. EDMUND MOANED. IT FELT INCREDIBLE. IT HAD BEEN SO LONG, HE WAS ALREADY READY TO ORGASM. "REEPICHEEP," HE WARNED, BUT THEN HE FELT A SMALL, SLENDER TONGUE BRUSH OVER THE HEAD OF HIS COCK AND THAT WAS IT. HE MOANED LONG AND LOUD AS REEPICHEEP STROKED HIM THROUGH IT.
"UGH," EDMUND SAID ARTICULATELY, COLLAPSING FULLY ONTO THE BED. HE CRACKED AN EYE OPEN AT REEPICHEEP, WHO WAS SMILING SMUGLY.
"I'LL LET YOU CLEAN YOURSELF UP," HE SAID, WALKING BACK TO THE DOOR. "CASPIAN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT WE'VE SPOTTED LAND."
"VERY WELL, REEPICHEEP," EDMUND MANAGED. "AND REEPICHEEP," HE ADDED AS THE MOUSE TURNED TO GO, "THANK YOU."
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fandom_lounge
[ ilya ]
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9:57p
LJ going under?
The bubble in social networking has burst, decisively. LiveJournal, the San Francisco-based arm of Sup, a Russian Internet startup, has cut about 20 of 28 employees — and offered them no severance, we're told.
The company's product managers and engineers were laid off, leaving only a handful of finance and operations workers — which speaks to a website to be left on life support. Matt Berardo, a Yahoo executive hired on last summer, is also believed to be gone.
Source
Can you imagine the amazing bitchfest wankery that would go on if anything happened to LJ??? The internet would implode...
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fandom_rant
[ jrandomlurker ]
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12:25a
Astro Boy's Caucasian Makeover
Note: This rant and the linked article refer to the upcoming Astro Boy CGI movie. If you are at all familiar with the source material, you will probably be offended by this article. Also, I hope none of you out there are big on Science Ninja Team Gatchaman, as Imagi promises that since "it is not as well known as Astro Boy, the project, about five super-powered teens fighting monsters, is open to interpretation. 'We’re kind of making up our own version based on the original 1970s cartoon.' "
http://www.star-ecentral.com/news/story.asp?file=/2009/1/4/movies/2871865&sec=movies
At the risk of pushing this into i_wank territory, WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, seriously. WHAT THE FUCK are you people thinking?
You did not just seriously say that you want to make Astro 'less feminine' because he has large eyes and, oh no, EYELASHES? He's a FREAKING 6-year-old-analogue ROBOT. What, are you worried about robo-pedophiles or something? It's not like he has tiny little robot-boy nipples to put pasties over, or a tiny little robot e-peen to cover up.
You did not just seriously argue with the goddamn Tezuka estate about the size of his ASS.
You did not just seriously say that you didn't MEAN to make a legendary Japanese iconic character look "American" but that it just kinda happened.
Just plain fucking NO. A huge bag of no.
(edit to fix URL)
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(23 comments | comment on this) Monday, January 5th, 2009
fandom_lounge
[ shark ]
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8:32p
A Request for Recs
This one is for my mom - she just finished reading Phantom of the Opera (book, obviously) and wants to know where the fandom is - or at least where the fanfiction is: if anyone could rec me some good bookverse fic* I would be very, very much obliged. Good mimickry of Gaston Leroux's style (in the puffin classics translation) is a gigantic bonus.
Also one from/for myself - now that I've exhausted Yuletide's offerings and am already in the middle of the Dragonchoice duology (it's good!) - is there any other good Dragonriders of Pern fic on the net? I'll read most anything, although I really like metay fic.
* (gen or het, ideally; I think she would freak if I linked her slash. Also, non-porny, since I would freak at sending links to porn to my mom)
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unfunnybusiness
[ cygnia ]
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9:31p
Even Pimps Have Standards
http://kfyi.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=118695&article=4779321
"Police Arrest Man Seeking to Have Sex with 10-year-old Girl
Tip to police came from a known pimp who was 'outraged' at the suspect's request
A recent Phoenix resident is under arrest in California for allegedly trying to solicit sex with a prostitute and a 10-year-old girl. Phoenix police were notified by a pimp that one of the prostitutes working for him had received the request, and that the pimp was "infuriated" by it."
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