Psalm 23, JF style
The Lord is my Mod, I shall not want.
He maketh me to rest in f-locked communities,
He leadeth me beside polite threads,
He restoreth my cred.
Yea, though I walk through Valley of Batshit,
I shall fear no Wankers, for thou art with me.
Thy BanHammer and thy CommentLock, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a wank banquet for me in the presence of mine ship's enemies,
Thou anointest my threads with wisdom,
My PM-box overflows.
Surely adoration and BNF-status shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall reside on the Message Board of the Lord forever.