Tue, May. 25th, 2004, 09:06 pm
The Official List of FandomWank Males

< Australian Accent >
Today I have a real surprise for all of you - Fandom Wank Males. Now, commonly people think Fandom Wank is primarily concerned with the female of Homo sapiens wanka, but I've managed to isolate a few of the males of homo sapiens wanka in one place for us to look at. Aren't they beutes? Look at the overdeveloped frontal cortex; this gives male homo sapiens wanka an advantage when interacting with the unusually agressive and witty females of Homo sapiens wanka.

Look at that one, there in the back! That's a rare European Homo sapiens wanka there. Look at the markings - striking isn't 'e? We also have a Republican Homo sapiens wanka. Look at the brightness of his eyes and that gorgeous crest! We also have a blending Homo sapiens wanka. If you compared 'im to a female Homo sapiens wanka he would look almost identical, but don't be fooled! 'e's as male as tha rest of them!
< /Australian Accent >

[info]apoplexia
[info]ashenmote
[info]backfromspace
[info]bishonenhuntrs
[info]celamowari: has been known to suck up to complete strangers.
[info]chibipoe
[info]cygnusfap: sighted only in Harry Potter Wanks
[info]delcj: Stool Pigeon
[info]electric_sheep: sighted upon the couch plains hiding under blankets
[info]eljuno
[info]erik
[info]feenix
[info]flax: an interperative polka
[info]j_crew_guy
[info]khym_chanur
[info]lightnote_blend
[info]lots42
[info]mister_terrific
phoenix: Hotter than Colin Farrell!
[info]phoenix_knight: Possessor of Phantom Very Real Cock (tm)
[info]rann
[info]sepiamagpie: sighted with Very Girly Camoflague Icon (tm)
[info]tiasian
[info]toxictattoo
[info]trismegistus
[info]uniquesnowflake
[info]wankprophet
[info]wolfsamurai

Edit: Keep the sightings coming! I'm also interested in tag lines and migration habits if anyone notices anything.
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 02:01 am (UTC)
[info]kyuuketsukirui

You can't forget [info]backfromspace! He's the original f_w male! Back before there was a whole passel of them, there was Jeff.
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 02:22 am (UTC)
[info]phosfate

OMG, Rann's a GUY? [/ob. joke]
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 03:05 am (UTC)
[info]silvernutmeg

I can vouch for the maleness of [info]trismegistus.
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 03:24 am (UTC)
[info]jyuu

And [info]sepiamagpie! :D Corvid love in da hizzouse!

At least, I'm mostly sure on that one. >.>;
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 05:29 am (UTC)
[info]sajasma

[info]uniquesnowflake! No wank is truly complete without some good ol Percy Weatherby snark.
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 05:44 am (UTC)
[info]telophase

Don't forget the newly-arrived [info]chibipoe!
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 05:47 am (UTC)
[info]schuldig

Isn't ToxicTattoo a guy...?
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Wed, May. 26th, 2004 06:40 am (UTC)
[info]wolfsamurai

Icon.
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)
[info]eiviiaru

I will vouch for the masculinity of [info]tiasian and further the claims that [info]toxictattoo deserves this high honor of Official Maledom as well.
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 03:26 pm (UTC)
[info]naienko

*offers up [info]phoenix_knight upon the altar of F_W masculinity*

<.< I know he's male; I was brushed by his Very Real Cock when getting out of bed this morning. (Notwithstanding the fact that we no long live together at the moment.)
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC)
[info]ashenmote

I know that [info]cygnusfap is male, but I don't know if he counts as F_W male cause he only drops by occasionally when it is HP-wank.

Also, without knowing why I do so, I think phoenix is a male? True? Not true?

Heh, I'm sure there are some more lurking out there, but if we have only 22 males we get a 1,41 % ratio of male F_W members :D

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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 08:31 pm (UTC)
[info]telophase

Well, as we know from this comment thread in [info]i_wank, that [info]chibipoe's gender is pastede on yay.
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC)
[info]flax

As previously mentioned, my tag line is a interperative polka.

*polka's all night long*
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Thu, May. 27th, 2004 11:24 pm (UTC)
[info]pokecheck

I think Khym_Chanur (don't know how to make that a JF link-type thing) is a guy.
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Fri, May. 28th, 2004 12:52 am (UTC)
[info]celamowari

I don't think I count as I'm just a lurker (but I *am* doing volunteer minion work for your arch-nemesis [info]bohicamouse, but I'm a guy as well and I think F_W is hilarious.

::Suck Up Mode Cancel::
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Fri, May. 28th, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC)
[info]delcj

this comment makes me feel like such a stool pigeon, and i don't believe either of us are considered f_w BNFs or anything like that, but...
[info]lots42 is male.
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Fri, May. 28th, 2004 06:53 pm (UTC)
[info]cpip

Ahem. I'm a male, last I checked.
*peeks*
Yup! Still male.

Not sure if I have taglines or any such things.
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Sat, May. 29th, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC)
[info]ashenmote

Lo! I'm back, carrying more males for you!

First of, [info]cygnusfap is a journal in disuse, he goes by the name [info]malachan now, sorry. I should have known better.
Secondly, I just read that [Bad username: lightnote blend] thinks he is a straight male, according to his LJ user info.
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Wed, Jun. 2nd, 2004 10:05 pm (UTC)
[info]apoplexia

For [info]backfromspace can I suggest the tag: Don't be fooled by the phantom vagina?
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Fri, Jun. 4th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
[info]photosinensis

*checks DNA and genetalia*

Yep. I'm a male Homo sapiens wanka. Probably the ultamate blending type too--a lightnote blend, you could say.
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Tue, Dec. 14th, 2004 06:32 pm (UTC)
[info]sepiamagpie

I suspect [info]jaig comes with xy chromosomes.
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Wed, May. 4th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC)
[info]slackerbitch

He's only around every now and then, but [info]capn_triangle does indeed own boy bits. I checked him myself. ;)
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