QotD
From the
Quotation of the day mailing list, 2008-02-18:
"I don't know how you get an acoustic guitar down your
pants." -- Mark Nowak, lawyer for Jeff Young. Young, while
high on crack, went into a department store and tried to shoplift
a guitar by putting the body down the front of his pants and
hiding the neck in his jacket.
http://news.therecord.com/article/303805]
(submitted to the mailing list by Mike Krawchuk)