QotD
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it
except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen,
but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from
the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin.
Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice,' I want to dig her up
and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone." -- Mark
Twain