I was thinking about this posting, in which Narnia's negotiator at the World Trade Organization talks (Queen Susan) was reported to have walked out of the negotiations. Somebody dropped me a comment saying, "What'd they send her for? They should have sent King Peter. He wouldn't have put up with any of that nonsense."
It occurred to me that even this good idea might not have been severe enough. If I were "they", I'd have sent someone potentially much more dangerous...