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I took this from tehrin and...well, everyone. [Aug. 12th, 2008|12:11 am]
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Take five of your fictional crushes then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.

I did seven, too.  LOL

1)  Rhett Butler...but he'll always be in love with Scarlett, no matter what a bitchwhore she is.  >: (
2)  John Winchester.  ZOMG, the things I would do to that guy.  I would even help him fight demons and vampires and shit.  But, alas, he's a rambling man.  (I'd still do him a lot, though.)
3)  Wolverine.  But everyone knows there's only one woman for him.  Ahem.
4)  Dr. John Carter from ER.  And...actually, that might work out.  Except he ran off to Africa to get married.  Suck.
5)  Sweeney Todd (as portrayed by Johnny Depp, of course).  Hot, hot, hot.  Too hot for a murderer.  I'd do him anyway.  As long as he growled at me.
6)  Sawyer from LOST.  I'D HIT IT.  SO HARD.  But he's stuck on that island, and I sure as fuck ain't goin' there.  Uh-UH.
7)  Colonel Brandon from Sense & Sensibility.  The character in the book is awesome, but Alan Rickman's protrayal in the Ang Lee movie adaptation?  HOLY FUCK.

There are more.  Many more.  But these are most of the biggies.
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[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:30 am (UTC)

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Re: Wolvie. What woman? Storm?
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:31 am (UTC)

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Ahem. Um, sure.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:32 am (UTC)

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no really i am confused
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:38 am (UTC)

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Dammit, Sep. You're going to out me as a freakish fangirl.

It depends on whether we're talking comics or movies here. Comics? Poor dead Silver Fox. :( Movies? He should be getting it on with Rogue.

...what?! I HAVE A MAY/DECEMBER FETISH, ALRIGHT?
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:40 am (UTC)

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o_o SHE'S JUST A BABY
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:51 am (UTC)

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Yeah, INORITE? Why do you think I made an oblique, clever reference to my insanity instead of spelling it out? :(
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:51 am (UTC)

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I am a monster for dragging it out of you :(
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:55 am (UTC)

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Yeah, not really. I used my real name in the fandom.

What a n00b move. :(
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:41 am (UTC)

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I feel like a terrible nerd for not being able to remember Silver Fox, either. The Storm thing was a bit from the eighties, during the Inferno storyline, Wolverine and Storm made out in a storm.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:48 am (UTC)

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Silver Fox was in Weapon X, and she and Wolvie were in luuuuurve. Then Sabretooth killed her* because she wouldn't fuck him.

(* she was, you know, as dead as anyone gets in the Marvel universe)
[User Picture]From: [info]breecita
2008-08-12 06:41 am (UTC)

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IT'S NOT LIKE I USED TO OWN WOLVERINEANDROGUE.COM OR ANYTHING
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:42 am (UTC)

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I DON'T REALLY KEEP NOTES ON PEOPLE. I cheat and use Avocado. And Mindset.
[User Picture]From: [info]breecita
2008-08-12 06:46 am (UTC)

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NO NO I WAS SARCASTICALLY DENYING IT, NOT SARCASTICALLY INQUIRING AS TO WHY YOU DID NOT KNOW.

*falls into the sarchasm and dies*
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:47 am (UTC)

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oh

...

;-;
[User Picture]From: [info]breecita
2008-08-12 06:49 am (UTC)

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I have shame, Sep. Deep, deep shame.

I was a crazy shipper.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:50 am (UTC)

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I used to refuse to read any fic that wasn't Gambit/Rogue. And then Gambit/Iceman.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:52 am (UTC)

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As an aside, if they'd ever managed to get the guy who plays Sawyer from LOST to portray Gambit in any of the movies, I'd have abandoned my 'ship in favor of some AWESOMELY HOT Gambit/Rogue action.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:54 am (UTC)

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But he's old! Gambit's the same age as Rogue!

I remember in a letter column where someone asked their ages that they were late teens-early twenties.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:58 am (UTC)

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Oh, bb, all bets are off when it comes to the movie shit. Hell, they're sticking Gambit in Weapon X in the upcoming Wolverine movie, which takes place 15 years before the first X-Men flick. As a project member, too, not a...I dunno, wayward toddler?

So...yeah, he's too fucking old for Rogue, too, in the movieverse. LOL
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 07:01 am (UTC)

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w-what?
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 07:07 am (UTC)

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Yeah, I'm not kidding. They put GAMBIT in Weapon X.

I'm just not sure about this movie. On the one hand, ZOMG, Liev Schrieber as Sabretooth? Sign me up. And Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool? SIGN ME UP A LOT. But...WTF IS GAMBIT DOING THERE?! >: (

Angry nerd is angry.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 07:09 am (UTC)

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THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.

i'm still wondering if it counts as canon that gambit is sinister and cyclops' kid because that was part of an alternate future.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 07:15 am (UTC)

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I know one of the alternate universe thingies had Gambit heading up a squad of Weapon X'ers, but for serious, man. They have done some crazy shit in those lines. So I don't know what they're smokin'.

I'll see it, but I'll be more focused on Watchmen. Jeffrey Dean Morgan with a flamethrower? KILL ME NOW.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 07:16 am (UTC)

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the comedian scares me :( He's rapey.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 07:19 am (UTC)

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Yes. Yes, he is. And watching that will make my face sad. :( But I wonder what it says about me that something like that bothers me worse than, you know, him setting a bunch of Vietcong ON FIRE.
[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 07:46 am (UTC)

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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

oh god
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:12 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, Eddie Blake is not a nice guy.

Apparently, they haven't prettied up ANY of his terrible shit for the movie. Which doesn't bode well for me, because that means half the time I'll be horrified, and the other half I'll be forgetting to breathe because of the HAWT. :(
[User Picture]From: [info]breecita
2008-08-12 04:57 pm (UTC)

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IT'S ALL OKAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE RYAN REYNOLD'S DEADPOOL'S COSTUME HAS NO SLEEVES.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 06:22 pm (UTC)

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Bree + arm porn = OTP
[User Picture]From: [info]polygamouse
2008-08-13 03:47 am (UTC)

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Gambit/Iceman was my first slash ship.

I'm pretty sure I shipped Gambit with everyone at some point.

[User Picture]From: [info]sepiamagpie
2008-08-12 06:50 am (UTC)

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of course, I was twelve.
[User Picture]From: [info]breecita
2008-08-12 06:54 am (UTC)

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... I was 20?

Damn. >:(

DONNA WAS OLDER!
[User Picture]From: [info]emiweebee
2008-08-12 10:50 pm (UTC)

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2) John Winchester. ZOMG, the things I would do to that guy. I would even help him fight demons and vampires and shit. But, alas, he's a rambling man. (I'd still do him a lot, though.)

LOL Ilu.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 11:30 pm (UTC)

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I love him in ways that aren't healthy. LOL I really, really do. His sons are kinda whiny, but DAMN. He knew how to be a man.
[User Picture]From: [info]emiweebee
2008-08-12 10:54 pm (UTC)

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WAIT WAIT WAIT.

I just remembered.

I stopped watching ER when it became an hilarious parody of itself, but I just saw a preview for the new, and last season.

AND GUESS WHO'S COMING BACK.
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 11:31 pm (UTC)

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NO. YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ME.

*squeals and runs off to die*

...oh, Dr. Carter. <3
[User Picture]From: [info]emiweebee
2008-08-12 11:34 pm (UTC)

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Noah Wyle left in the Season 11 finale, "The Show Must Go On." His character, John Carter, after having received tenure at County, decided to reunite with his girlfriend Kem Likasu (portrayed by Thandie Newton). During Season 12, Wyle returned as Carter and made guest appearances in four episodes: "Quintessence of Dust," "Darfur," "No Place to Hide," and "There Are No Angels Here." He is reported to make further guest appearances in season 15.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ER_(TV_series)#Main_cast
[User Picture]From: [info]donna
2008-08-12 11:42 pm (UTC)

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!