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|Sunday, December 13th, 2009|
At first I was kind of sad that I didn't have time to read the VB wank, but now I think I'm glad I missed it. Jesus H. Christ.
|Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009|
|I made a cake!
|Sunday, February 1st, 2009|
|Tuesday, November 18th, 2008|
|Fucking LJ *grumble*
Lesson of the day: never switch medical insurance right before finding a lump in your breast.
My old doctors' office is a bunch of dicks. They refuse to release my medical records to the new office for some reason they can't articulate to me or the new office, and the new office won't see me without getting my records. Long story short: I no longer have an appointment today.
I'm going back to bed. >:(
ETA: This is relevant to my woes. Sort of, not really. It made me laugh, anyway. Current Mood: grumpy
|Wednesday, October 29th, 2008|
|I think I like this kid Current Mood: *sporfle!*
|Thursday, September 25th, 2008|
|I stoled it
I suck at this game, but that doesn't mean you will!* Put your music player on random.
* Post the first line from the first 32 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
* Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
* Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
* Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is admitting you have a tiny penis, even if you're a lady.( Read more... )
|Saturday, September 13th, 2008|
|Sometimes I really love reddit Is Barack Obama muslin?The next time someone says "I'm not voting for Obama because he's a Muslim," I'm going to respond "Well I'm not voting for McCain because he has long red hair.
They will, of course, be completely taken aback. That's when I'll say, "What, you mean that you're confused that I'm basing my voting decision on something that is not only a complete, verifiable lie, but that shouldn't even affect my decision if it were true? Now you know how I feel."
Now, if he were muslin, I might have to rethink my stance. No way I'm going to vote a wussy fabric like that into office. Current Mood: *sporfle!*
|Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008|
There are lots of things that are demeaning to women. This
is not one of them. James Carville's "are you fucking high?" expression is priceless. Current Mood: amused
|Monday, September 1st, 2008|
Yesterday I went to Bumbershoot and saw Janeane Garofalo (ranting about McCain/Palin \o/), Tig Notaro, Marc Maron (to paraphrase: "I grow my hair out to look like Jesus so at Christmas I can go to the mall and walk around saying, 'No...no...this isn't what I had in mind'"), and Stone Temple Pilots, and it. was. glorious!
Current Mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic
|Saturday, August 30th, 2008|
|Monday, August 25th, 2008|
Self-publishers make me cry
I just got this email. It amuses me.
I read your fan fiction posts in Checkmated.com and saw that you really seem to have the knack for writing. Other than your fan fiction pieces, perhaps you might have other original pieces that you consider publishing in a book. If you are interested, please feel free to reply to this email.
So if I self-publish, will I automatically get a huge sense of entitlement, or will that be directly proportional to the number of grammatical errors the book contains? Will I feel the urge to tell everyone that I'm a published author right away, or will I have to sell a few dozen copies before it kicks in? Things to ponder as I plan my first novel...
PS: I would laugh at anyone who paid to read my writing. I don't even like writing.
PPS: I would not, however, laugh at anyone who paid me to edit. I can has full-time employment? D:
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
|Sunday, August 3rd, 2008|
I just read the Breaking Dawn summary on Wiki so I can torment the aforementioned emo kid on the plane ride to Italy (I am an evil big sister, I know), and it's awesome. I almost want to read the books now.( Sparkle spoilers ) Current Mood: *sporfle!*
|Monday, July 28th, 2008|
Disappearing CW post? :(
Aww, I wanted links to Twilight spoilers so I could torment my emo, Edward-worshipping little sister. I'm irrationally annoyed that the book is being released on my birthday because I know she's going to blather on about it all day. August 2 is too cool for sparkly vampires.
Current Mood: Petty
|Sunday, June 29th, 2008|
|Friday, June 27th, 2008|
I found something in the Twilight wank that's legitimately funny! Follow the links in this link
to see inksplotched
trying to school ONTDers on macro-crediting etiquette.a) you don't play along with jokes of people you don't know
b) she did steal the fucking macro from a friend
c) i don't give a fuck whether you think it's retarded or not, you mean nothing
d) i had so much fucking fun with you idiots, you have no idea
e) OH SNAP, YOU'RE "DONE WITH ME", AREN'T YOU HARD
in short: you are an idiotic fuck.
I filled out half my bingo card with that single comment! Why didn't someone post this to F_W instead of the other crap?
|Wednesday, June 18th, 2008|
|Tuesday, June 10th, 2008|
I know electricbird
's inane little comments in the bandflesh wank have been overshadowed by all the lolarious trolls and socks, but she sure is one hardworking n00b
|Sunday, May 25th, 2008|
I think badeyebrows
is the very last place I expected to see SPN grudgewank
. It could've been funny, too. Trolls are so lazy these days.
|Friday, May 23rd, 2008|
|Because I'm sure everyone cares... Current Mood: Catty
|Wednesday, May 21st, 2008|
What is this Reaper show, and why does everyone on it have the worst, most out-of-date I'm-edgy-and-trendy hairstyles ever? Seriously, someone please take away their pomade.
I'm supposed to see IJ4 with my friend tomorrow, but she might be coming down with something, in which case we would have to postpone. This is a problem because I am the most impatient person ever. I want to see it rightnow omg!
Current Mood: Amped