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PSA: Tim Tam Nov. 6th, 2009 @ 10:20 am
Dear Fellow Residents of the United States,

Pepperidge Farm is distributing Tim Tam cookies. (Product of Australia, Tim Tam used under license.)

I found some for sale at Target.

Sincerely,
A cookie lover.

om nom nom nom

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Fic Rec (Iron Man) Apr. 27th, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Put A Lock On It by cycnus39.

Despite appearances by Leonard Samson and Steve Rogers, this is defintely movieverse!Tony, as in, "pick a number between one and five" Tony. Last night's number was four: Tony and triplets. Tony wakes up to find that the triplets have, well....
The padlock was the kind of large, top of the range, stainless steel, combination Master Lock that made opportunist thieves cry. That was the bad news. The good news was that the shackle was roomy and completely unrestrictive. However, as roomy as the shackle was, there was absolutely no chance of squeezing an Isaac through it. [Tony's cock is "Sir Newton", his balls are "Isaacs". Of course they are. *g*]

Ugh! Why did he have to go think of that? Just the very idea made his eyes sting and his Isaacs draw up for safety and now the padlock suddenly felt very restrictive.

What on earth were those girls thinking? Didn’t they know you never put anything on a person the person couldn’t take off again? They were evil, evil women. What did they do? Carry around a variety of padlocks in their purses to make sure they had one to fit every hapless victim? Evil triplets. He’d gone to bed with the triplets of evil.
It's very funny, and somehow manages to put Tony in one embarrassing situation after another without once hitting my embarrassment squick.

The Persians are coming! The Persians are coming! Apr. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:34 am
Captain America runs the Boston Marathon, Patriots Day, 2009. Photo from the Boston Globe.


Richie/Methos recs, redux (Highlander) Mar. 30th, 2008 @ 03:53 pm
I enjoy a good Richie/Methos story. Although there are a number of Richie/Methos stories to be found (there is even an archive dedicated to the pairing), good stories are few and far between. Here is my recs list for Richie/Methos. This is a complete list of all the stories I've found that I consider worth the time it takes to read them. There are two new stories since the last time I posted this list. For simplicity's sake, I have labeled them "new."

Slash

Killing the Cat by Maygra ([info]maygra)
http://wordsmiths.net/Maygra/killing.html

The Good Doctor by Rachael Sabotini ([info]wickedwords)
http://mediafans.org/rachael/highlander/doctor.htm

Light in Your Eyes by Arachne ([info]stealingpennies)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pandoemonium/arachne/richie.htm

*NEW* One Night Stand by Shrift ([info]shrift)
http://bifictionalbedlam.slashcity.net/shrift/onenightstand.html

Pre-Slash

*NEW* Meanwhile, at the Dojo by Tray ([info]elistaire)
http://community.livejournal.com/hlh_shortcuts/12689.html

Gen

AD 1997 (Coda to Waters of Life and Death) by Basingstoke ([info]basingstoke)
http://www.ravenswing.com/~bas/slash/1997AD.html

Plat du Jour by Arachne ([info]stealingpennies)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pandoemonium/arachne/platdujour.htm

Hadrian's Wall by Sandra McDonald
http://homepage.mac.com/samcdonald/fanfic/hadrian.htm

Drive-by rec: Stargate Atlantis Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 03:11 pm
The Labeling Approach by deltacephei. Fluffy McKay/Sheppard slash for the sga_flashfic Stuck challenge.

When they reached the lab, they found a yellow post-it note stuck to the door. It read 'door' in capital letters, and Rodney knew his day had just gotten worse.

The author used "grandunifiedtheory" as an adverb. Lovelovelove.
Other entries
» ow ow ow
I slipped on invisible ice at the top of the porch stairs this morning. I tried grabbing for the banister with both hands, but I didn't get a solid grip. Instead of stopping my fall, it just spun me around 180 degrees. I ended up on my back on the front walk.

I hate when that happens.

I called the post office, and told them to warn the mailman about the porch stairs. I asked them to not deliver our mail today; we'd rather have no mail, than have the guy get hurt. They said they'd pass it on.

So now I'm browsing the Internet again looking for some way we can prevent a repetition. You'd think that those rubber non-skid stair mats that you see on some buildings would be pretty standard inventory at any home supply store in the snow belt, but noooooo.
» Moldy oldies
I recently dug out an old comics fanzine in order to get some information for a friend. By coincidence, that particular issue had one of the handful of articles I'd written for the zine. This was back in the early 1980s, years before I discovered fan fiction. Comics fandom was my primary geekworld back then.

Thank ghod fandom was limited to paper at the time. My essay sucked. Re-reading it now (until I gave up in disgust), I found one -- one -- sentence which wasn't bad, a sentence which made a valid point and didn't read like it was written by an incoherent hamster on downers.

I feel sorry for all those young fans who aren't as smart and talented and well-informed as they think they are, and who are going to be so embarrassed when they come to realize it in twenty years' time. I've been there, but the evidence of my youthful stupidity is buried. The evidence of their youthful stupidity is being preserved on the Wayback Machine.
» ew ew ew
Last night, I saw a strange little creature. It was probably a centipede, with a long flexible body and many incredibly delicate legs. It looked like something from the Burgess Shale, miraculously brought to life. So what the hell was it doing in my bathroom?

First thought: ew ew ew ::stomp::

Second thought: I have two cats! How come I'm the one who always has to kill the intruders?
» Poll time!
Poll #264 ...and close the door.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Your supervisor tells you to come into his/her office and close the door. Your instinctive (not necessarily reasonable) first thought is:

View Answers

He/she wants to discuss confidential company business
2 (20.0%)

OMG gossip
0 (0.0%)

OMG sex
1 (10.0%)

OMG I've been fired
7 (70.0%)


» Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
1. I liked the movie a lot.

2. Alan Rickman's voice was pure chocolate. I want to melt it down and dip strawberries in it.
» Drive-by rec: Doctor Who
A little bit of slash, told LOLcats style, by [info]nostalgia_lj. Funny. Spoilers for The Sound of Drums.
» KF:TLC archive
I just found out that there's an automated archive for Kung Fu: The Legend Continues fanfiction. It's at http://www.kftlcfanfiction.com/.
» A poll about Methos in fanfiction
Cut for vulgar language )
» Today in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts...

Legislators vote to defeat same-sex marriage ban



By Frank Phillips, Globe Staff



A proposed constitutional ban on same-sex marriage was defeated today by a joint session of the Legislature by a vote of 45 to 151, eliminating any chance of getting it on the ballot in November 2008. The measure needed at least 50 votes to advance.



The vote came after House Speaker Salvatore F. DiMasi, Senate President Therese Murray, and Governor Deval Patrick conferred this morning and concluded that they have the votes to kill the proposal. Cheers echoed in the State House when the vote was tallied.



More here.


» so, zombies.
I don't know how, exactly, but this is all the fault of the current administration. Right-wing fundamentalists plus zombies, what a world.


BLITEOTW
» Drive-by rec: Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
Reunion by MJ Mink.


One of the high points of the entire series occurred in the pilot: the reunion of Kwai Chang Caine and Peter Caine. This story looks at the events of the pilot in a little more detail. The first part is narrated by Peter, the second by Caine, and the voices are perfect.



When I'm undercover, I focus all my thoughts on the job, even when I'm "off duty" as I am now. But tonight I can't seem to do that...which isn't a big surprise, considering that I found my father yesterday.



It's nearly two in the morning, and I'm still wide awake, lying here atop a scratchy nylon bedspread in a downtown hotel where I'm registered as Peter McCabe. I get off the bed for the dozenth time tonight and go to the window. I draw open the curtains about a foot, then settle again in the uncomfortable chair that faces outward.



From the nineteenth floor, I can see a lot of lights, but the only ones that concern me are the ones I can't see, the ones in Chinatown. I know my dad must be there -- where else would he go? I was scared shitless tonight when I drove with Chan to the hospital. My mind was racing: did my father get the flowers, did he read the note, did he understand, was he still there, did he leave, how could I shoot him? -- I couldn't shoot him, I'd turn the gun on Chan instead-- Yeah, I had it all planned out. It would have blown my cover with Tan, but that didn't matter. Nothing is more important than my father.


» Drive-by rec: Harry Potter
The Hero of His Own Life by [info]cesario. This is an absolutely wonderful story of Dumbledore's life.



1880-1918


In Europe again, Albus meets the Knights of Walpurgis and their leader, an Austrian wizard whose friendly, unpretentious charm, and utter lack of blood prejudice, disarms him at first. Grindelwald is Muggleborn himself, and treats pureblood snobbery with the same merry contempt Albus had once attempted to cultivate in himself, and that is how he recognizes it for what it is—a mask for a deep and powerful rage. Grindelwald's attempts to introduce Albus to the Dark Arts are no less a disappointment to the younger man than to the elder: there is nothing new there, no wisdom at all, nothing but the oldest lie, the worship of power, the strong abusing the weak for their own pleasure. In the end Albus leaves quietly, in the dead of night, because there is no point in open battle. Such contests are fought, not with magic, but in the hearts and minds of men and women.


» oh god not again
Dear Everyone,

Miniscule is not a word.

Minuscule is a word.

Get it right, goddammit.
» Drive-by recs list: Highlander, Richie/Methos
Slash

Killing the Cat by Maygra ([info]maygra)
http://wordsmiths.net/Maygra/killing.html

The Good Doctor by Rachael Sabotini ([info]wickedwords)
http://mediafans.org/rachael/highlander/doctor.htm

Light in Your Eyes by Arachne ([info]stealingpennies)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pandoemonium/arachne/richie.htm

Gen

AD 1997 (Coda to Waters of Life and Death) by Basingstoke ([info]basingstoke)
http://www.ravenswing.com/~bas/slash/1997AD.html

Plat du Jour by Arachne ([info]stealingpennies)
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pandoemonium/arachne/platdujour.htm

Hadrian's Wall by Sandra McDonald
http://homepage.mac.com/samcdonald/fanfic/hadrian.htm

» Hallelujah
Ding dong, the witch is dead.
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