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I stayed up way too late and talked with a friend about how much I liked those mini-fics from the SG:A wank, and because of puipui I know the term "petit four" for them (mmm, delicious French snacks...) so we pulled some summaries off the Pit of Voles and wrote petit-fours on the same prompts. There are six of them. Her versions are f'locked, sadly.

Title: The Best Friend of All Holds the Key (To Your Cell)
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 16 words
Genre: Humour
Summary: Hermione Granger thinks that she is in love with Draco Malfoy... but is she?

"Ron, how long until that love potion wears off? We can't keep her tied down forever."

Title:: The Touch of Loving Hands
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 6 words
Genre: H/c, HG/SS
Summary: An Ex-Death Eater walks into a bar.

"Ouch!"

"Professor, are you all right?"

Title:: I Did Not Know the Road I Followed
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 30 words
Genre: Gen, some violence
Summary: After being kicked out of Page training, something happens to Kel that will change her life forever.

As her husband's blood soaked through the mats on the floor, Keladry gripped her glaive even more tightly and wondered what the punishment for killing the Emperor's fifth cousin was.

Title: The Blood Will Out
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 55 Words
Genre: Romance, angst
Summary: Sooner or later, someone was going to find out. K/D, K/J, AU

Joren winced again, looking uncomfortable. "Are you sure there's no cure for this affliction?"

The Healer shook his head. "I would advise you to find anyone who might have given it to you, to prevent it from spreading."

He would. But what he especially wanted to know was who had given it to her.

Title:: I Love You Like It's a Disease
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 12 words
Genre: BDSM, questionable non-con
Summary: Spike is in an abusive relationship with Buffy, which is swiftly escalating to a very dangerous place.

Spike pulled vainly at the handcuffs, desperately trying to remember their safeword.

Title:: And Some Are Nightmares
Author: goldjadeocean
Length: 21 words
Genre: My fiction transcends your petty boundaries!
Summary: Buffy tells Xander about kissing him in her dream

"And then you started eating me."

"Oh. That's... kinky."

"No, I mean with fangs. And not the good kind, either."