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ecchaniz0r

7/22/08 07:50 am

So the bookstore near my work is having an oh-em-gee ~*midnight launch party*~ for the last Twilight book.

I have this urge to wander into the midst if the teenyboppers, fart with vigor, and exit stage right, because I'm mature that way.

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• shallow_kid

  7/22/08 02:24 pm (UTC)

  

  I wouldn't trust myself near one of those parties. Whenever I go into a bookstore that's just full to the frickin' brim with Twilight crap Anon boyfriend has to restrain me from knocking over book displays and defacing the posters. Because I'm mature that way.

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• notjo

  7/22/08 04:42 pm (UTC)

  

  I want to go to ours and take photographs. I'm really taken aback by this "midnight opening for books" thing.

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• sepiamagpie

  7/22/08 04:46 pm (UTC)

  

  ...why would you want to do that?

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  • ecchaniz0r

    7/23/08 12:06 am (UTC)

    

    I have always wanted to genuinely fart in someone's general direction? I dunno.

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  • ecchaniz0r

    7/23/08 12:06 am (UTC)

    

    I have always wanted to genuinely fart in someone's general direction? I dunno.

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• rennyn_alerothi

  7/22/08 11:06 pm (UTC)

  

  I'd just run by and yell, "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" Yeah, old meme. Or you could yell Anne Rice spoilers at them, because really Twilight is just Anne Rice Take II.

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• tehrin

  7/24/08 07:46 am (UTC)

  

  Twilight makes me so angry I may or may not have made an anti-fandom secret for fandom secrets regarding that book.

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