domicile of the man-eating cape

ecchaniz0r @ 2008-10-11T11:36:00

2008-10-11T15:36:29Z

GODDAMMIT DC.

Goddammit in the nostril.

Twice.

With pointy bits on.

As a member of Sep's Posse...

2008-09-05T20:34:37Z

...I offer a cake that can be seen for MILES!

MIIIIIIILES, I tell you!

And a bonus flaming mutagen thingy.

goodnight sweet lady

2008-08-29T15:37:13Z

For my Mir, who has probably in the hereafter gone up Muhammad's sleeve with Muezza.

At four-twenty-seven she called me to the door. She chose not to come in, but let me know she was there, and she was in Her Spot.

Goodnight.
We will meet anew Hereafter.

Until then, I will miss you every day. I am your person. This is your lap and your bed, in your house. I am yours, and I will take utmost care of me because I was so dear to you.

No cat can be your equal, for you were the most beautiful one in the world.

You did not ever allow me to mourn and be sorrowed alone. You saved me many times, and for that I love you, I love you so much more than I can ever give voice to.

Nine are your lives, and you spent them with us. We're blessed forever by that. My gratitude to you is vaster than the span of the universe. You're my Enkidu. I love you.

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For is this done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his fore-paws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the fore paws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For Sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For Seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
For Eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For Ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For Tenthly he goes in quest of food.
For having consider'd God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good Cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For every house is incompleat without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the Children of Israel from Egypt.
For every family had one cat at least in the bag.
For the English Cats are the best in Europe.
For he is the cleanest in the use of his fore-paws of any quadrupede.
For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him exceedingly.
For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord's poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence perpetually -- Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffry is better.
For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in compleat cat.
For his tongue is exceeding pure so that it has in purity what it wants in musick.
For he is docile and can learn certain things.
For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master's bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
For the former is affraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For he killed the Icneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
For by stroaking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God's light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadrupede.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the musick.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.

Excerpt from "Jubliate Agno," by Christopher Smart

Dear eroge artists-

2008-08-22T11:10:54Z

Specifically, TypeMoon dudes -

Please don't motionblur the participants in a sex scene? I mean, I dig you guys for making sex look ENJOYABLE (participant making :3 face of bliss ninny = ecchan happy) and not getting into creepy noncon passed off as consensual, and being open and nonstupid about bisexual characters...but - the motion blur - it really makes it looks like the hero guy is vibrating.

Which is hilarious.

So uh yeah.

Hee hee hee the amazing vibrating Emiya. *snort*

-E

(I am such a nerd. I don't even play the games in question, I just gank CG packs because TypeMoon draws very hot men. i have a thing about Lancer. XD)

Snorfle!

2008-07-22T11:51:10Z

So the bookstore near my work is having an oh-em-gee ~*midnight launch party*~ for the last Twilight book.

I have this urge to wander into the midst if the teenyboppers, fart with vigor, and exit stage right, because I'm mature that way.

gfhslkgfhs

2008-06-01T14:48:20Z

st00bie=st00pid n00bie dfgjhksdfjgjdfg *choke splutter agh*

whuh

2008-05-28T21:48:44Z

Why do people make posts about how much they don't care about things...? it seems counter-intuitive.

So I made a new icon!

2008-05-22T00:05:57Z

That is all XD

I'm not quite sure what's more pathetic -

2008-05-19T01:11:22Z

That the otakin woman genuinely thinks I stalk her and is willing to fabricate 'evidence' that 'proves' I do (MsScribe style) -

- Or that people are foolish enough to believe any of that bee ess.

I've discovered something weird.

2008-05-17T18:26:58Z

I SUCK as lightweight characters on Wii games. MarioKart, SSBB - SUCK. I finally decided that Rosalina is my favourite racer, and my favourite puglist is -

Get this.

Ganon-freakin'-dorf.

He has an I SQUISH UR HED A LA MAGIQUE move, dude, what's not to glee for. And I can keep him from being EJECTED ITO THE WILD BLUE YONDER all the damn time which i could NOT do with others (damn you jigglypuff and miniLink).

Also, the only people crankier than him are
1) Solid Snake, and
2) Bowser.

It amuses me.

So, yeah, the tiny woman likes beating on people with the big bruiser of a klepto. lawl? XD

Also, Rosalina's little orbity star buddy is love.

OMG! SPACE!

2008-05-09T23:46:27Z

Stephen Colbert yelling HAIL XENU to a really amused astronaut = MY DAY IS MADE

feh

2008-03-21T18:18:43Z

Dear anti-whatever loudmouth yap-lipped twits:

Please do your 'not caring at all omg' at a lower decibel level, and farther away from me. Thxbai.

Oh, and kindly refrain from making stupid generalizations about others while complaining about things assumed of you? Pot, kettle, et cetera. Hypocrisy smells like cheese mould.

Boom shanka NOT,
Ecchan the Tea Deprived.

where is the tea oh god

Nostalgia meme wheeha!

2008-03-04T00:55:25Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWSeFvIP5s Megaman 2 Wily Stage 1 theme. In Mariopaint. XD

(I can't dislodge the 'oku-sen-man!' lyrics from my head.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfjMJNmyJ8 wish I could piano. XD I had Magnet Man's theme in my memory banks for about - oh lord - fifteen years or so without remembering what ti was from until someone tossed the OC Remix at my head. Ah, I remember it well - holding the Nintendo Power and watching Kim and Lyn fall down holes and die and swear at Protoman and... *sigh!*

Yeah XD

slain

2008-02-18T23:52:08Z

http://community.livejournal.com/playthedamncard/1331670.html

So - there really is a new series. Looks as if it will be indeed made of roffle. BIKE FAITO

And poor Entitled-BNF chick I eyerolled over in my last flocked post - turns out she started a fight over something she was worng about. Quelle surprise much :O I wonder if she has the brains and stones to be graceful about this and apologize like an adult, or if she's gonna sulk behind her enablers.

For me, I'm just giggling in schadenfreude at everyone's pain, and mocking the hero kid's hair-fins. XD

fuck th' what

2008-02-18T15:00:56Z

Okay, so, seriously, people really do tell BNFs that it's okaaaaaay to do something that'd be otherwise inappropriate (and likely still is) because they're THEM :D :D :D :D

Fucking hell that's creepy.

I would hope to hell they were being tongue in cheek? But. Uh.

Jesus H, no wonder these twits think it's acceptable to be tooleriffic.

ecchaniz0r @ 2008-01-28T20:07:00

2008-01-29T01:08:07Z

I'm amused by the people leaping to Tom Cruise's defense. They're all going like 'he's an American! he has freedom of religion and he has freedom of speech!' ...That doesn't mean FREEDOM FROM RESPONSE, dudes.

Man, I love Greasemonkey.

2008-01-03T04:15:09Z

I can nuke SO MANY IRRITATING, STUPID TARTS' COMMENTS THAT WAY.

Now to go through ye olde LJ Archives and nuke crazy fandom sapphobic wannabe-mumsie, among others.

PIMP!

2007-12-15T17:32:41Z

Pimp pimp pimp pimp PIMP, and I love Tanya Huff.

Slight fail in the TV interpretation for: lack of Tony, and lack of bisexual pimpery on Henry's part, but apart from that, I am satisfied.

plsdie kthxbye~ (subtitle: DRR DRR DRR)

2007-11-11T15:31:54Z

Why am I completely unsurprised that BJR is, yet again, not fucking getting it.

Double plus point/laugh/mock omgOT3 for spokiedorkiedoo on page deux.

Idiot womanchildren, both.

Now, I must away, for I seek the legendary lost greatsword CLUEBRINGER. I'mma smack 'em with it.

x-postery!

2007-10-25T00:01:15Z

(most of this doesn't apply as much here since you guys are smart enough to ralise that gay != omgskeery, but yeah. must. have. rabies.)

Dearest, DEAREST Helen Lovejoy wanna-bes kerfuffling over Dumbledore:

Seeing as the man never shags anyone in the books, I don't see the goddamn problem with his having left the proverbial wardrobe. If there was explicit wizardporn in the series, your whining about 'material inappropriate for children' would have a basis.

But there's not, so it hasn't got one. (And any of you who are screaming about inappropriate conduct around Harry: you are damned liars, and damned perverts. ♥ And not the good kind of perverts either! If this subtext-happy slash-and-sapphic author can't find it, it's likely a figment of your diseased homophobic little imagination!)

Chances are your kid knows damned well what 'gay' is already (thanks, internet) and is a far shot more accepting of it that you are. So - who's the 'child' in this equation?

The world is not going to screech to a halt and the queers are not going to scramble back into the closet just to appease your delicate sensibilities. I've had it up to my nostrils with whimpering, cowardly, bigoted snivellng rodent-people who consider two men or two women HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC to somehow be more profane and obscene than full frontal heterosexual parkbench dry-humping and tonsil hockey. I've had it up to my HIPPOCAMPUS with their vehement insistence that I must tolerate their ass-haberdashery. Oh heavens, yes, I'm dreadfully intolerant. I'm a dickophobe. I have an irrational fear of wang-spangles who've only got one firing brain cell, and whose social awareness is lost in the arse-crease of the 1950s.

Leaning on religion in this case is useless: your denomination is just as much a choice as you claim same-sex relationships are. Check and mate. Don't wave about your so-called 'faith' near me; I have no tolerance for fake Christians who use the name of God as their flag of hatred, either. The Bible does not say 'love thy neighbour unless he's a big homo'. The golden rule applies to everyone, regardless of their Kinsey Scale level. Got it? That should be crystal-clear. If it isn't yet, e-mail me your home address so I can beat you wth the Terrifyingly Enormous Gilded Antique Copy of the Good Book; I'm sure my boss will let me borrow it from work. ;P

I fell in love with a woman once. I am not ashamd to admit that. If you think that this admission has 'no place' on my journal, get out. ♥ If you think that the mere presence of a person from any given LGBTTQ category in the media is obscene, get out. If you think that homosexuality is inevitably a sign of paedopholia, get the fuck out right now, and learn what 'correlation != causation' means. I'm not going to stand idly by while mental dwarfs whine about what a fictional character did in the bedroom before he was 150-something and offering Harry a sherbet lemon. (That's not an innuendo, either.)

Your faith is between you and God. If the queerness of someone bothers you, take it up with God. A gay man is like any other man; a lesbian woman is like any other woman. Bisexuals are poeple, transgendered folk are people. Chances are they wouldn't care to do you anyhow, o ye shivering ones, so put away that spot of narcissism, if you please. Being flirted with never killed anyone, and you can easily turn someone down politely. Say it with me: 'no thank you.'

No person is obliged to remain in the closet to appease the antiquated sensibilities of the bigoted. The end.

Welcome to the twenty-first century. Welcome to a world where we recognise the oneness of humanity once and for all. If you cannot take that, that's your tough luck! Time waits for no one. Change is inevitable. Stagnation is death. Get off your ass.

Boom shanka,
-Y. Pants

P.S. If you're annoyed with the way Dumledore was outed in a literary sense, feel free to be annoyed, but whining about omg the gay is pathetic, and people who fear the queer probably shouldn't be hanging around the LJ of a kinsey 1 leftie hippie anyhow. I'm not going to pretend I didn't love M,. I'd never pretend I don't love P, either. LGBTTQ != sexual abuse, paedophilia, bestiality, or any other 'slippery slope' bullshit shovelled up by the bigoted and cowardly. Full stop.

Grow up, society.

P.P.S. Difficulty with LGBTTQ out of faith is something I do have sympathy for (heaven knows I had a breakdown about how I felt for M), but the fact remains: LGBTTQ people are -people-, and sooner or later one must accept that they have the same right to BE as any other human, regardless of what dogma dictates.

fucking dead.

2007-10-16T03:23:00Z

Shadsie thinks I'm Millyfan now. I may WET MY PANTS. XD

Blah!

2007-10-09T03:58:27Z

It really sucks when you've got an idea or a concept or something you want to express, and you haven't got the vocabulary or the abstracts or the right way to express it at all.

Gurgle!

O vocabulary, why dost thou desert me! Blaaahhh. And I'm still all 'o shit i'm gonna alienate everybody!' I blame my cat's waking me up at three last night, and the demented dreams that Thanksgiving dinner inevitably inspires in me!

Today...is PUI DAY!

2007-09-26T11:43:30Z

Happy Birthday, Pui^2 ♥

Yea verily, may it be filled with cupcakes and pr0n.

Yaaaay, overlords!

2007-09-05T10:37:33Z

Happy birthday, Sep!

I - I has a confeshon u guys

2007-08-26T20:12:02Z

I really adore the Kamen Rider franchise.

Cute young people in silly outfits leaping about! Pyrotechnics! Gung-ho! Melodrama!

So far I've seen Hibiki,Blade, and 555 (or Faiz or Φs). I'm gonna see Kabuto soon. Glee.

More links: Faiz, Blade, and Hibiki. Pictures to be found in these links.

Let it be said that I love Hosokawa 'Hibiki' Shigeki.

I'm starting to heart mark at Fate/Stay Night too. And my Megaman fandomosity is resurrecting because of Faiz and aaaa

*squeesplosion*