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Title: N/A
Fandom: Suikoden III (AU)
Pairing: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 257 words
Notes: Crack AU inspired by badfic; not meant to be taken seriously at all.
Hugo swore as he stumbled over something, banging his toes against the edge of the dresser. With a great deal of muttering under his breath in Karayan, he managed to hobble over to the nearby chair and collapse into it. He examined his foot with a bit of trepidation. It looked like he's managed to nick the nail of his big toe. "Oh, come on," he groaned, then raised his voice. "Okay, who left their--" he scanned the floor for whatever had tripped him, choking a little when he saw what it was "--ball gag lying on the floor like that? It's dangerous!"
There was a panicked noise from the next room. "Oh, Blaze, I'm sorry!" Sugar yelped, throwing open the door. "That was me!"
"...I should have known." Hugo sighed, ignoring the inward cringe he always felt whenever he was reminded of just what the other boy was popular with the customers for. "Just be more careful, okay? I stubbed my toe."
Sugar shifted nervously, running a hand through his hair. "S-sorry, really. I, um..."
"Yeah?" Hugo asked, toying idly with one of his necklaces. He was going to have to wake Caesar up soon. And make sure Luc hadn't slit his wrists or something during the afternoon.
With a nervous laugh, Sugar darted forward and bent over to press a kiss to Hugo's injured toe. His face bright red, he then squeaked and ran back out of the room.
Hugo resisted the urge to bash his head against the dresser. "Not your freaking Karayan princess," he muttered.
Title: N/A
Fandom: Suikoden III (AU)
Pairing: N/A
Rating: PG
Word Count: 311 words
Notes: Crack AU inspired by badfic; not meant to be taken seriously at all. Based on a true story (?!).
"BLAZE, WHERE ARE MY PANTS?"
Ignoring Sugar was easy. Hugo did it all the time. You just smiled, nodded, and walked quickly in the other direction. It was less easy to ignore him when he was standing in the doorway shouting at you. With a sigh, Hugo picked his head up off his pillow, propped himself up on his elbows, and shrugged. "...how the hell would I know?" he asked in a way he hoped properly conveyed the feeling of oh god go away it's my day off he was currently experiencing.
Sugar, however, was not to be deterred. With his hands on his hips, he pouted rather impressively. "I've checked everywhere else, Blaze. They have to be in your room.
"Maybe Luc took them? They're black. He likes bla-- hey, what are you doing?!" Hugo jumped up off the bed. Then he paused and wrapped the sheet around his waist when he remembered he wasn't wearing any clothing and he was in the same room as Sugar. Past experience told him this wasn't a good idea.
Luckily, Sugar seemed more interested in something in the corner of the room. Whirling around, he triumphantly held up a pair of black lace-up pants. "See! You did have them."
Hugo blinked. Come to think of it, he had seen those pants before. Two nights ago, when-- "Oh," he said. "Yeah, Luc did have them."
"Well, if Luc had them, why are they in your room?"
Choosing not to say anything, Hugo just crossed his arms.
Right on cue, Sugar's eyes widened. "Oh. Oh. Um."
"Yeah."
After Sugar had fled the room, Hugo settled back into bed and tried to pretend the entire incident was just a figment of his imagination.
"WHY IS THERE A RAZOR IN MY PANTS."
Hugo pulled the pillow over his head.