| Seriously I can't think of anything he missed | [Mar. 5th, 2009|03:02 pm] |
Oh god, I've found another one of THOSE fics. It hits everything on the checklist.
- Hermione is the only person who sees the hypocrisies and problems of the wizarding world
- All of the dialogue sounds as if it's coming from one person, and that one person speaks extremely formally
- Harry goes to Gringotts and is way richer than he ought to be, with multiple vaults, extensive properties, and loose jewels
- Dumbledore lied about this to Harry
- Harry makes incredibly shrewd decisions about what to do with this wealth
- The goblins are impressed with him
- He may have fixed his eyes
- Harry directs Kreacher and Winky around like he's been commanding servants his whole life
- He realizes that even though he hated it when he was alone with Hermione in DH, he was actually in love with her as well
- They're both contemptuous of Ron
- Ginny and Ron did this secret bonding thing with Harry and Hermione in order to serve their selfish desires ...
- ... but it actually just means that Hermione can choose whoever she wants, while Ginny must be Harry's concubine
- ... and Harry can have a harem
- Dumbledore was actually behind this
- Harry is described as the head of his family
- Harry is a mouthpiece for the author to say things like, "The British Isles are not the entire world"
- Luna is not in character at all
- There is oddly frank talk about sex
- Harry is actually "Lord Potter"
- Harry and Hermione go into negotiations with the new Ministry
- The wizarding world is even more shockingly misogynist, racist, and brutal than you would have imagined from the books
- Harry makes Ginny strip in front of her family
OH GOD HE EVEN MAKES IT END WITH THE WORD "SCAR" |
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