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Fandom Wank's LiveJournal:
| Friday, June 24th, 2005 | |
| 1:23 pm [arielchan] |
I would just like to say WTF for minute. I was gone for ONE DAY. I can't figure out if this shit is a joke or not. It SEEMS like a joke, but... *cries* ~*Ariel*~ Current Mood: scared |
| Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 | |
| 9:30 pm [telesilla] |
Love won't keep us together! Ok at first I was caught up in the initial rush of fannish love that overtook our community. I felt as if I'd seen the light and I was ready to usher in a whole new era of joy, peace and harmony. But now? No. I see that ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cesare and the other people on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandomwank were right.Look, people! Look at what love has done to JF! What have we learned? Fandom is not for love. Love will destroy fandom! Love will divide us, not bring us together! Turn your backs on this fannish love, now. While you still can. x-posted |
| 8:25 am [phosfate] |
I just came online and found this...giant daisy chain in MY COMM! What. The. Shit. Is. This. Current Mood: Bitch Slapped |
| 2:00 am [cesare] |
fandom is wank Wanky lovefest on Fandom_ Everyone pretending to be all lovey-dovey there now? I bet they're all making locked hate posts behind each others' backs. Let me guess: it's okay when you do it in private, but when people say what they think in public, it's hateful. Whatever. No love here. |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 | |
| 2:55 pm [elfy] |
My Chemical Romance slash icons request post wank? Say it ain't so! Because there's nothing like a slashy icon request post to bring on the overreactions. It's quite small, it's quite frothy, and it's completely ridiculous. Current Mood: entertained |
| Monday, May 16th, 2005 | |
| 2:42 am [cesare] |
chuck who? Via wank_report: Someone posts a banner promoting a rating community on a Chuck Palahniuk fan comm. The Palahniuk fans don't like it. 117 comments later, the banner is removed, but the wank remains. Sample... Community member: "you should have had the common sense to realize that spamming a community would not be appreciated by the member of said community. Its not such a hard concept to grasp." Rating banner poster: "see let me give you a piece of advice sweetie, if you dont smile at the world, chances are it wont smile back at you." Other community member: "no one's smiling at you, either. scoot." This wank provides equal-opportunity eyerolling. The ratings-community-advertiser is annoying, but some of the community members overreact like a maiden aunt spotting a mouse in her soup. Strikes against it: I didn't see any Fight Club references. WTF, people! |
| Saturday, May 14th, 2005 | |
| 4:18 pm [cesare] |
oh, potter fans, we can always count on you The Weekly Reader, a magazine for elementary school kids, runs a feature on the Goblet of Fire movie, complete with a Daniel Radcliffe interview. In the course of the interview, asked how he gets along with the other actors, Radcliffe says: "Me and Emma are like brother and sister. We don't have huge fights, but we do have altercations. Rupert I don't really know. I don't spend that much time with him." Cue wank from distraught Harry Potter fans who fret about what Dan meant by that. And fret. And fret. And argue. And fret some more. (Note: due to the backasswards comment structure, start at the bottom and work your way up to get the full effect.) Highlights include Emma Watson being slagged off as a "camera w---e" (gosh, can anyone figure out what that's supposed to mean? I'm puzzled) and accusations that the venerable Weekly Reader rehashed the Radcliffe interview from previous Radcliffe interviews with other publications ("Are we sure Rita Skeeter didn't write that article?") "Is Mr. Radcliffe not yet contented with all the attention he's getting that he has to say one more very controversial thing which suggests that there's a rift between him & Rupert? I mean everybody already knows that he & Emma are so clingy with each other, so why still state the obvious and smack it into everyone's faces? Seems like he enjoys making Rupert feel left out, an outcast, a third wheel." ( More amusing quotes ) |
| Sunday, August 8th, 2004 | |
| 6:58 pm [rosalita] |
You people make me want to kill myself! Sent to me by a friend who does not have a JournalFen account. It's long and a little old, but it's good. |
| Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004 | |
| 7:54 pm [nabiki_gmyw] |
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| 3:29 pm [embitca] |
SV is always up for a wank. I have no idea if any of this got posted in the last day or two on the late Fandom_Wank, but I thought I'd bring it old skool with a Smallville wank. You all are familiar, of course with the fanfic_hate community on LJ. SV is the current target and naturally ye olde SV BNFs are evil chestnut reared its ugly head because three seasons of this topic never gets old. As a result, an SV BNF throws BNF Pity Party. Weep, weep. It's so hard being famous on LiveJournal!! |
| 4:49 pm [spiletta42] |
Trouble in the Voyager fandom: VBA gets GAFFed. Someone's gone and posted an entire NC-17 rated Star Trek Voyager fanfic contest to GAFF. Bet that'll generate some wank. As one of the authors entered in said contest, and mocked in the thread, I'm experimenting with outrage. Here's the GAFF: http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopi Here's the contest: http://www.geocities.com/voyagerblueale Maybe it's a little wanky of me to be the one to post this, since I'm one of the injured parties, but it's bound to get entertaining, and I took a sacred oath to entertain the masses whenever an opportunity presented. Enjoy! Current Mood: grateful |
| 1:53 pm [cpip] |
Keep on trucking. My first wank in the new place. Here's some RPG wank, from the Traveller Mailing List. Some background: In 1977, the first edition of Traveller was produced. Since then, there's been a number of revisions, rewrites, changes to the canon, and out-and-out systems changes -- the updated MegaTraveller (MT), The New Era (TNE), a port to GURPS (GT), a d20 version (T20), and then the "4th Edition" (T4) by Traveller's original writer. Each system has its proponents, devotees, and obsessive fans. Each edition tweaked the canon, changed the timeline, what have you -- CT started with a galaxy spanning Empire, MT started a civil war, TNE ended the civil war and brought on a dark age, GT was an AU where the MT civil war never happened, T20 has settings for either after the dark age of TNE or before the civil war; and T4 happens in the early years of the Imperium. Each timeline has its proponents. Some even cross systems, using one system with another timeline. There's plenty of stuff left for individual referees to develop, and left mostly unwritten. All told, Traveller is a very, very fertile ground for wank. ( Like THIS wank... ) |
| 1:27 pm [loki] |
In the comic Something Positive, one of the characters was pregnant, but apparently lost the baby. The creator didn't state this verbatim, but hinted at it in several strips. Evidently a lot people then go over to the som_pos to ask "OMG what happened to her baby?" Members get pissed at all the repetition, and the mod makes a smack down post. Accusations of elitism ensue. Current Mood: restless |
| 10:55 am [telesilla] |
Have another package of peanuts and bear with us It's late and I've been barely keeping my head above the splooge here. I'm getting some help with the comm but it'll be a while before it looks all sparkly and Hang in there and please bring the wank. *provides complimentary moist towelettes* Current Mood: effin' knackerd |
| 1:28 pm [teratologist] |
Bradbury/Moore wank update I know that BBC just got us all with that three-headed frog thing, but I still trust them more than WingnutDaily, and they're reporting the Bradbury/Moore kerfuffle as true. Bradbury said he would rather avoid litigation and is "hoping to settle this as two gentlemen, if he'll shake hands with me and give me back my book and title". I'm sure he rather would avoid litigation, since he'd have to get the omg intarnet lawyer. (Notice how bravely I'm acting as though everything's fine, although Everything's Changed.) Current Mood: cranky |
| 11:12 am [singe] |
So, how's everybody today? ETA: I suppose I should make this post official and put some content here. So, OTF_Wank made the startling announcement that our own, dear Fandom_Wank had gone POOF! here... http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf ...and FW mod, HNK's, WTF? post is here... http://www.journalfen.net/users/hugsnki ...and Zorrorojo's Claiming of the Wank is here... http://www.journalfen.net/users/zorroro ...and the rumors of hackers, bad jokes, and pissy mods began to fly. The result being this lovely new community. As of this update, it looks like there was no hacker, just a fit-pitchin' mod. Who, I don't know. Why, I don't know. (I suck.) So stay-tuned, True Believers! Same Wank time! Different Wank channel! Son of ETA: Yoinked this from Pirotess (danke!) Here's Brad's (the sockpuppet that served as a front for all the FW mods) goodbye whinge that was left before FW disappeared. MOD ACCOUNT This is a post made from the FW Mod Account. We are all fucking SICK of your whining. The trolling, the inter-community wanking. This is NOT a place for wankers, don't you people get this? If you want to wank, get the shit away from here. As for that "people who are new are kool omg, we dun no nuthin!!!" what is up with you? Since when is it cool to be clueless? Seriously, FUCK OFF. Exactly the same goes to the "oldbies", you know, when EVERYONE'S accusing you of being elitist, maybe there's some truth there huh? If you can't laugh, fuck off. And okay, wtf is up with all these new comms? Yeah, okay a place to bring nonfandom wank, okay? But the rest? Does anyone fucking care? You can't solve life's problems by making a new comm, well, maybe taking away an old one will work. Seriously, we are so tired of you wankers. And yeah, we're angry. This is IT. This thing is gonna BURN to the GROUND. Congratulations, you did it. YAYYY! We did it, ya'll! Editspawn: Lies! All lies 'n deceit! I don't know what to believe anymore. *Kills self* |