Whoa. Nostalgia.
So I was looking through my word documents on my computer and I found this little skit-fic thing I did about all the crazy-ass Gundam crossovers. It's kinda amusing so I thought "What the hell, why not throw it up on my LJ"

STATS:

Comedy

Script-format

References to Titanic, Sailor Moon, The Baby Sitters Club, Ranma 1/2, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Blink 182 and (my personal favorite) Space Ghost Coast to Coast



GUNDAM WING CROSSOVERS YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE
(or at least pray you won’t)


Gundam Wing and…

Titanic

Millardo: ::hanging off the end of Titanic:: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!

Relena: ::coming up behind him:: I think NOT! ::kicks him off boat:: I’M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!

*~*~*~*~*~

Duo: So…you wanna go to a REAL party?

Heero: Mission declined

Trowa: Same goes for me

Quatre: Um…Duo…I really don’t think we should be going to a party with alcohol…we’re UNDERAGE after all..

Wufei: The day I go to a party with you, Maxwell, is the day I forsake my social life.

Duo: ::sigh:: Why do I even bother.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Relena: Heero, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls…wearing this ::holds up Heart of the Ocean::

Heero: But Relena, I can’t-

Relena: Wearing ONLY this

Heero: 0_0

::whole nekkid scene::

Relena: So, how did the drawing turn out, Heero?

Heero: Um…fine…just fine…eh heh

Relena: Well let me see it.

Heero: No no, really, that’s not necessary…

Relena: Heero ::grabs sketchbook from Heero:: A STICK FIGURE!?


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Mrs. Dorlian: Come here Relena!

Relena: Mother, I don’t want to get married to a man I don’t love. I’m a successful politician that influences the world’s actions, and I’m rich to boot. I don’t need an arranged marriage!

Mrs. Dorlian: Shut up, and let me lace your corset girl!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Sailor Moon

Sally: Oh look, I get to play another two-bit character, Luna the cat.

Catherine: I am Catherine, another two bit character, posing as Artemis.

Sally: But. . . you’re a *girl*. And Artemis and Luna are supposed to be in *love*.

Catherine: Hey, if Neptune and Uranus can get it on, what’s wrong with us?

Sally: That’s completely different. That’s *human* female sex. This is *feline* female sex.

Catherine: Oh, you’re right. Let’s go find the moon princess.

Sally: Oh Relena! You’re the moon princess!

Relena: What!? Why do *I* have to be the stinkin’ moon princess!? I don’t even LOOK like Sailor Moon!

Sally: But. . . you have such pretty hair.

Catherine: Zechs’ is prettier.

Sally: OooO! Plot revision!

Heero: Does that mean I get to take off this stupid tux?

Sally: Yeah, sure, you’re out of the picture.

Relena: Here Heero, let me help you ::purrs::

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Zechs: In the name of the moo- Oh my god I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.

Sally: Finish your goddamn righteous speech! It took me HOURS to get those stupid buns right.

Zechs: Fiiiiiiine. ::unenthusiastically:: In the name of the moon, I will punish you, un-noble cur.

Catherine: Please tell me you didn’t write the speech too, Sally.

Sally: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE SPEECH!?

Catherine: ::sighs and rubs paw on head:: Nothing…just…promise me you’ll get some time away from Wufei. . .

::rose flies by::

Zechs: ::gasps:: Tuxedo Treize!

Treize: Yes, I am Tuxedo Treize. ::grins sexily:: Be strong, or something!

Noin: ::runs onto to screen wearing a tuxedo:: I can’t believe I’m la- HEY! What are *you* doing here!

Treize: I’m Tuxedo Mask.

Noin: No, *I’m* Tuxedo Mask.

Treize: I don’t see any roses… ::menacing glare::

Noin: I don’t see any look-a-like qualities ::equally menacing glare::

Zechs: Please, guys, you can fight over my well-toned body *after* we’ve finished off . . . whatever evil alien is trying to kill the earth now.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Hilde: Ok. . . let me get this straight. . .I’m sailor Mercury? But. . .I never even finished high school! I went straight into the military! And from there I ran a scrap yard!

Relena: And I’m Sailor Venus? I’m a *politician* for gods’ sakes! Not a scantily clad, boy-crazy ditz!

Hilde: Now Relena. . .maybe you’re going a bit too far. Afterall there might be Sailor Moon fans looking.

Lauren: And we wouldn’t want the author getting any unnecessary floggings!

Dorothy: ::wearing Sailor Mars’ outfit, with dyed black hair:: ::darkly:: Oh, we *wouldn’t*?

Duo: You know they’re getting desparate when they had to cast *me* as Sailor Jupiter.

Zechs: Duo, this show’s been desparate from the beginning. Although my hair does look kinda cute.

Une: ::dressed as Beryl:: Zechs, that’s just scary. Stop admiring your hair and let me get in a cheap shot before you blast me with your sparkly wand thing.

~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Babysitters Club


Heero: It all started when me and my friends got together one night and thought it would be cool to start a club. . . a BABYSITTERS CLUB!

Duo: ::singing:: Say hello to you friends!

Dorothy: It’s tragic really. . .such esteemed hero’s going mad.

Relena: But on the up-side I can leave Heero home alone with the kids for only four bucks an hour!

*~*~*~*~*~*~

Heero: Duo, you are acting too boy-crazy! I think it’s cutting into your sitting performance.

Duo: I can’t help it, Heero! After all, I am a suave New Yorker who can’t help but find guys irresistibly cute!

Wufei: I agree! Did I mention I like art?

Quatre: I don’t know how you can be so forward Duo! ::giggles shyly:: The only person who ever liked me was Logan. ::blushes::

Trowa: ::munches on celery sticks and mutters about the ozone layer::

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Ranma 1/2


Narrator: Duo of the Maxwell School of Anything Goes Martial Arts

Duo: ::jumps around on sticks::

::Howard grabs Duo::

Duo: Lemme go!

Narrator: Hilde of the Schbeiker Dojo

Hilde: CHA! ::chops concrete blocks::

::Treize grabs Hilde::

Hilde: Wait, what the-!?

Narrator: Their fathers decided that they should be engaged.

Howard and Treize: ::grin stupidly::

Duo: Don’t decide for me!

Hilde: It’s my life!

Narrator: And there’s one thing complicating Duo’s life.

::Duo is doused by cold water::

Duo: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Narrator: When cold water is poured on him, he becomes a girl.

Duo: Wait. Hold the phone. I become a GIRL!?

Lauren: Y’know, it’s actually scary how well this could work. A few minor line changes- like so-

Relena: HEEEE- ::Lauren hands Relena script:: Oh. AIIIIIREEEEEEN!

Wufei: Curse you Treize Khushrenada. ::Lauren tosses script to Wufei:: Oh. PREPARE TO DIE MAXWELL DUO! Who is ‘the pigtailed goddess’?

Lauren: And you have quite a crossover on your hands.

Duo: ::poking newly acquire boobs:: Well….can’t say it doesn’t have perks…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Lord of the Rings

Zechs: ::as Legalos:: Actually, I kinda like this crossover. I get to have this nifty bow.

Duke Dermail: ::as Sauromon:: and I get to be a backstabbing evil wizard!

Heero: ::as Frodo:: And I have a mission.

Duo: ::as Samwise:: and I get to be a bumbling, well-meaning if somewhat ineffective side kick!

Wufei: ::as himself:: And that’s any different than usual?

Lauren: Hmmm…You’re right. This *is* kinda cool.

~Mocking of Lord of the Rings crossovers has been canceled due to its’ unexpected coolness~

Lauren: Hmmm…what other popular book series can I pick on now…AHA! I KNOW!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Harry Potter

Harry Potter Fans: ::fire up torches and sharpen pitchforks::

Lauren: Um…help…

Harry Potter Fans: CHARGE!

Lauren: ::runs away screaming::

Dorothy: So much for avoiding unnecessary floggings.

~Mocking of Harry Potter crossovers had been canceled due to authoress’s new-found fear of Harry Potter fans~

Space Ghost

Space Ghost: Moltar, who’s our guest tonight?

Moltar: Uh…some dude named Heero Yuy.

Space Ghost: *Heero* Yuy? HERO!? The nerve…Trying to out-do me…

Zorak: Not like it’d take much ::cackles in his Zoraky-way::

::TV wheels down::

::Heero appears on screen::

Space Ghost: ::thinking to self:: You’re only a child…well HERO Yuy, you’ve met your match…your ass is gravy…

Moltar: Actually, Space Ghost, it’s grass.

Space Ghost: What?

Moltar: The saying. It’s ‘your ass is grass.’

Space Ghost: Oh. ::sudden realization dawns:: MOLTAR! You can read my thoughts!?

Moltar: Uh…no…you were talking outloud the whole time…

Zorak: Moron.

Space Ghost: So! HERO, old buddy. Getting enough air?

Heero: It’s sufficient.

Space Ghost: Good…good…so, whatcha been up to lately?

Heero: I’ve been using guerilla tactics to overthrow a tyrannical organization known as ‘OZ’ for the purpose of freeing the weaponless colonies from their grasp.

Space Ghost: Rightio! That’s hip. So, how’s that Relena chick working out for you?

Heero: ::stares silently::

Space Ghost: ::stares back::

::close up of Heero staring::

::close up of Space Ghost staring::

::even closer close up of Heero staring::

:: close close up of Space Ghost flashing his charming ‘damn I’m good looking’ smile::

Zorak: I take it you haven’t slept with her yet, then.

Space Ghost: ::wheels around without warning and blasts Zorak with powerbands::

Zorak: Hack. Cough.

Space Ghost: So HERO. Do *you* have any power bands?

Heero: No.

Space Ghost: HA! NO POWERBANDS!? WHAT KIND OF *HERO* ARE YOU THEN!? HUH!?

Heero: I am not a hero. Just a nameless soldier, of little worth or use except to fight for peace.

Space Ghost: Oh. So…I’m better than you?

Zorak: ::muttering:: idiotic nincompoop.

Space Ghots: ::whips around and shoots Zorak with his powerbands again::

Moltar: Maybe I should bring out the next guest…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Space Ghost: You know, you’re a very attractive women. What turns you on?

Relena: Oooh, I don’t know. Death threats mostly…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

:;Dorothy appears on screen::

Space Ghost: ::screams:: You….know…I think I hear someone knocking at the door…

Moltar: But Space Ghost…it’s a spacial vacuum out there…

Space Ghost: Precisely why I should go open the door…right now… ::flys away::

Zorak: ::stares at Dorothy:: You know, your eyebrows frighten me beyond all insect comprehension…

Dorothy: I get that a lot…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Space Ghost: So are you telling me you use some kind of hair formula?

Duo: Well you gotta, to maintain a sexy braid, such as mine…

Space Ghost: Say, y’know where I could get some of that? I’ve been bald for years…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Space Ghost: So…Quatre…there’s been rumors about you and….this *tea* of yours…

Quatre: YOU LEAVE MY TEA OUT OF THIS!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Space Ghost: Split personalities, eh? Zorak has split personalities.

Une: Huh?

Zorak: That’s right. My other personality is Barry Manilow.

Space Ghost: ::whispering to Une:: Just don’t let that slip to the public, if you know what I mean.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Space Ghost: ::sizing up whole Gundam cast:: There’s something remarkable about this group of people. And I’ve come here today to share that with you, my audience.

Gundam cast: ::smiles::

Space Ghost: And that special thing is…I’M TALLER THAN EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM!

Gundam cast: ::falls over::

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Blink 182

Trowa: ::singing:: What’s my name again? What’s my name again?

Duo: Trowa, why are we running around naked in public?

Heero: You think *HE’S* gonna remember that!??

Wufei: How I rue the day I joined this god-for-saken band…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well that’s it for the skits! And since there’s been an unexcusable lack of Quatre, he’s going to tap dance while the author’s notes roll.

AN:

Quatre: ::tippity tappity tip::

Just for the record, I hate barely anything I’ve mocked here. I think Titanic is the only thing I truly dislike. As for the Harry Potter poke, no hard feelings, I’m a reader of the books myself, I just wanted to joke a bit about it’s widespread popularity.

Quatre: ::tip tap tappity tap::

For those of you that have seen the series, you’d recognize that the Ranma parody is taken directly from the little opening blurb at the beginning of each episode of the second season. They might have carried that into other seasons as well, but if they haven’t, that’s where you can find it.

Quatre: ::tippity tippity tippity::

And finally, I hope you all enjoyed this. It’s rather stupid humor, I know, but that’s what I’m best with. Oh, and the scariest thing about this whole omake- I’m actually considering doing a series of Space Ghost crossover interviews…my mind is a scary place…

Quatre: ::tip tip TAP!::

Audience: ::applauds madly::

Lauren: Great job Quatre!

Quatre: ::blushes:: Well, I did take tap all through high school…