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Monday, July 12th, 2010
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4:45 pm
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It says a lot about this world cup that at the end of it all, the real winner is a psychic octopus.
- Simon Pegg
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| Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
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11:39 pm
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Occasional screaming during game play is not uncommon.
- Steam, summer sale
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| Thursday, June 24th, 2010
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12:49 am
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Jen: Montreal trip booked! Now, the start bribing my prospective babysitter :D
Pan: ...bribery?
Jen: don't be surprised if a white dove drops off chocolate covered diamonds at your place in the morning.
Pan: This sounds way better than those pigeons with barbed wire you sent me last month!
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| Tuesday, April 20th, 2010
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12:41 pm
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LIE TO ME is all I want from evening television: a bloke from London shouting at people and then slapping them around a bit.
- Warren Ellis here
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| Monday, September 7th, 2009
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2:06 pm
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"Oh aye, yelling at me will make the ship go faster. That's how our engines work, y'know. They're powered by dilithium and that stupid tone you get."
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| Sunday, August 9th, 2009
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8:55 pm
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jennipillar: Dallon Weekes is a babe. Panic at the disco needs more hot buns. Ryan Ross was bringing down the average score. Oh man is that ever shallow.
jennipillar: He's got a nice too. Bonus.
shallowesque: @jennipillar A nice what? The missing word makes me want to play madlibs. Butt? Smile? Drumset? Ice cream sandwich? Stuffed squirrel?
lelola: @jennipillar @shallowesque Flamingo? Becky? Remote control? Eyebrows? Railway empire? Flying squid? Zombie cartel? Superpower? Chicken?
shallowesque: @lelola @jennipillar Wizard hat? Lawn flamingo collection? Unibrow? Unicorn? Giant novelty fork? Mickey Mouse tattoo? Rhyming dictionary?
lelola: @shallowesque @jennipillar Snow cone maker? Fuzzy bunny slippers? Boom time? Psychic cat librarian? Pet cacti? Venus fly trap named Mindy?
shallowesque: @lelola @jennipillar Singing fish wearing a tiara? Spanish-speaking Pekingese? Misprinted Charter of Rights and Freedoms? Woven chair? Cow?
lelola: @shallowesque @jennipillar Iced tea? Eyepatch? Bobcat named Spencer? Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they chew bees at you?
shallowesque: @lelola @jennipillar House on chicken legs? Flying monkey brigade? Life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower? Salad spinner? Animated top hat?
lelola: @shallowesque @jennipillar Purple sandcastles? Time-traveling DeLorean? Vampire baseball bats? Cabinetry dancing the polka? Ikea meatballs?
shallowesque: @lelola @jennipillar Dream-controlling magical device? Quesadilla? Chupacabra? Chupa-Chup specialty store? Pen with Santa's face on it?
lelola: @shallowesque @jennipillar Mongoose? Sparkling ninja? Giant clown pants? Pants-less vampire homeboy? Pants-less windmill? Nuclear wessels?
shallowesque: @lelola @jennipillar Power Rangers morpher? Vampire windmill? Army of cats? Dirty mind? Sonic screwdriver? Superpowered raccoon-cat hybrid?
lelola: @shallowesque @jennipillar Jackalope? Sense of direction? Pigeon-rat? Tar and feathered bowling ball collection? Robotic Richard Simmons?
jennipillar: @lelola @shallowesque ....the missing word is 'voice'. *stares*
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| Friday, July 24th, 2009
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8:10 pm
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Amanda called me while Becky was over. Since I needed to deal with something in another room, I told Amanda that Becky had an announcement to make and tossed the phone to Becky. As I left the room, I heard Becky exclaim into the receiver, "I am not pregnant!" Good times!
- ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) lelola
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| Thursday, June 25th, 2009
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8:14 pm
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As the rest of the f-list has already reported, both Michael Jackson AND Farrah Fawcett have died. Yikes. :O (Also dead: THE ENTIRE INTERNET. Argh.)
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| Thursday, June 18th, 2009
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10:18 pm
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This is a Kyle Cassidy picture of me at home, although it is from last month. I put it up on a family website recently to let the extended family know, subtly, that I now had a girlfriend. None of the aunts or cousins noticed that bit. "You have a wonderful fridge," they all said in the comments. "We wish there were fridges like that in England."
- Neil, here
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| Sunday, May 31st, 2009
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6:54 pm
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Sam-I-Am: I'll be the guy getting lost and looking around like "where am I supposed to be? What color is my team again?"
Clueless: I think there is still a good portion of people who wonder which color they are from time to time...
Chron: I forget every other round lol
Fungi: Wait, there are teams?
Eastokill: Just shoot at everybody!
re: TF2
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| Thursday, March 12th, 2009
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8:24 pm
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Ancient Elven Mace of Awesome
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
Hobbits are not the most effective ammunition for catapults, but they are the most hilarious
What part of "YSNP" don't you understand
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| Sunday, February 8th, 2009
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4:49 pm
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So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turn to see a man with a ninja mask.
I shit you not.
For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his ass and then how crappy the mask looked.
Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"
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So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.
- source sadly unknown
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| Friday, July 25th, 2008
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1:24 am
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SupremeDal3k posted:
WE DECLARE WAR ON THE INFERIOR RACE.
HarpingofRassilon posted:
STFU N00b.
SupremeDal3k posted:
N00B? WE ARE SUPERIOR, WE WILL CONQUER YOU.
HarpingofRassilon posted:
This is a message from HarpingofRassilon's girlfriend: He died today and so can't reply to that, but I bet his reply would be fabulous. No, really. Fabulous.
C1b3r-733t posted:
[insert macro]
DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.
SupremeDal3k posted:
EXTERMINATE C1b3r-733t! EXTERMINATE.
HarpingofRassilon posted:
Actually, I'm back. It's harder to stay dead nowadays. *banninates SupremeDal3k and C1b3r-733t.*
- context
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| Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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11:25 am
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Some days I want to be written by Frank Miller. So I can yell WHORES at random and get looks of concern rather than the usual pity. WHORES
- Warren Ellis
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| Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
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7:14 pm
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I can't remember the source, but there's some sci-fi story I've read where the conclusion reads along the lines of "They could withstand the fiecest of our weapons, they could defeat us intellectually, but in the end, I think they died of sheer culture shock" - the looks on the faces of the scientologists when faced with a crowd in which a lone voice shouts:
"I HEAR TOM CRUISE HATES MUDKIPS!"
(all) "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
... how do you fight that?
How do you, ideologically speaking, defeat a crowd that is enthusiastically demanding that you "DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL!!" ?
I found myself very pleased about being British.
- deathboy, here regarding the Anonymous protest against Scientology
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| Sunday, December 30th, 2007
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12:47 am
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| Monday, October 15th, 2007
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7:59 pm
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Kira: you just said Bryan, and i added Singer automatically
P-chan: No, Boys Like Girls Bryan, not boy who likes boys and makes movies Bryan.
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| Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
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10:55 pm
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Adam: Hey, did you hear Microsoft was developing a handled system?
Max: Yeah, it's called a laptop.
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| Friday, September 7th, 2007
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7:19 pm
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I'm reading this and trying to remember who everyone is from the acronyms but since I'm still waiting for the coffee to brew to wake up braaaain, I'm just picturing entire television channels of young cuties making out in black denim and fingerless gloves.
"Tonight, on SPN, Wacky hijinks ensue when Gerard thinks Frank stole his guyliner on Everybody Loves Romance! Followed by a new episode of Emo's World starting at nine."
....C'mooooon, coffee.
- shaysdays, here
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So, uh, what exactly do these "stage gays" do on stage? Cause I don't think I like any of the bands mentioned but depending on how far they take the stage gay I might be tempted to take in a performance or two.
You know, for research purposes.
- pink_rhombus, here
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I *love* that this wank is actually TURNING PEOPLE ON TO BANDOM. COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE HOT BOYS MAKING OUT.
- stele3, here
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Does it count if there's actual gay mixed in with the stagegay? I think Wham should be disqualified on those grounds. It's no fair having a ringer!
- wanktastic, thread here
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Alas, no owl sightings today but I did spot a colorful-looking teamster hanging around the lunch tent. Sadly, however, there was no one around to offer up wildlife commentary. Still it would've been hard to beat David Hewlett's reaction upon spotting the owl yesterday. "My invitation to Hogwarts!" he piped up. "It's finally arrived!"
- Joe Mallozzi
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| Sunday, August 5th, 2007
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12:39 pm
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By the by, if anyone does have any video of Neil being snogged by Jonathan Ross at the Eisner Awards, pretty please put it on YouTube. Or email it over. Or both.
Regards,
The Official Web Elf
PS from Neil, you don't have to, honest.
PPS from Web Elf, ignore that last PS.
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