| WoW talk. |
[20 Mar 2008|11:12pm] |
I think I'm addicted to leveling. Or something like that.
Thus far I have the following:
Beramode, lvl 70 Draenei Shaman. (Main, raiding character.)
Skyfoot, lvl 70 Night Elf Rogue. (PvP guy, also secondary raid character.)
Moonskin, lvl 70 Night Elf Hunter. (Former raiding character, pre-BC.)
Driallath, lvl 70 Night Elf Druid. (Yeah, I like night elves, so sue me.)
Yseult, lvl 62 Human Warlock.
Sonhae, lvl 63 Human Paladin. (My first toon to 60, and then I hardly used her.)
Jyuu, lvl 63 Draenei Priest. (Working on getting her to 70 atm.)
And on the flip side I have...
Lohengrin, lvl 70 Blood Elf Paladin.
Sistinas, lvl 61 Blood Elf Warlock.
That's 5 70s and 4 toons in their 60s.
And I can't seem to stop myself... I have this little Draenei mage named Kaitrix on another server and...
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| An Open Letter. |
[04 Jan 2008|11:03pm] |
Dear CNN and other news affiliates,
Please stop reporting about Brittany Spears. I don't care what she's doing, who she's doing it with or what her latest domestic dispute with what's his face is. I'm tired of you reporting about the color of her shit every time she goes to the bathroom. Maybe she needs more ruffage in her diet, maybe not, but honestly, I don't give a shit. (No pun intended.)
Thank you for your time,
Faulty Premise
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[02 Nov 2007|11:43pm] |
Every time I start reading wank within a fandom_wank post, I start thinking of monty python skits.
Fandom wank, it's like a skit, in a way.
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| I'll take Dead Gay Headmasters for 200, Alex. |
[22 Oct 2007|10:06am] |
Yes, here are my thoughts on Dumbledore being gay, even if you've already been drowned in opinions on the subject since JK Rowling revealed it.
1. This is not a big deal. She wasn't revealing this to be edgy or controversial. A kid asked her a question, she answered it. Perhaps some small part of her knew it would stir things up a bit, but I doubt she would have revealed it if she had not been asked it directly. I could be wrong, but after reading the interview, this makes the most sense to me.
2. Dumbledore is gay... so what? It's just a facet of who he is. I rather like that JK Rowling has seen him as gay all this time and had this quiet little historical plot point in her head that she had no need to put in the novels. If she had, I would have been disappointed. Not because he's gay, but because him being gay really has no bearing on how Harry defeats Voldemort. This tale is about Harry Potter, not Dumbledore.
3. Gay lifestyle is unhealthy? Obviously the bint who said that has never worked in a men's clinic or a gynecology office.
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| Ahahahaha! |
[15 Sep 2007|01:19am] |
Rumor hazzit that Dark Horse is preparing to release the Gor novels again.
Suddenly I have this desire to continue writing Slave Boy of Rog.
For the curious, here are the links.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
I couldn't go any further than that.
(The icon on this post is oddly appropriate, too.)
Background on this: A friend of mine introduced me to Slavegirl of Gor, which was so hideous I couldn't really read it, I just sort of skimmed it. To deal with the trauma of this book raping my mind, I began a small project to rewrite the book in a way that was still really badly written, in the spirit of the novels themselves, but presented the exact opposite ideals. Instead of women wanting to be raped by big strong men, we have men wanting to be dominated by powerful women.
I only got so far. But it was enough to purge the bad stuff.
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| Because I can't help myself, again. |
[07 Sep 2007|07:53pm] |
For ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) ashenmote.
Fandom Wank: Well, gentlemen, we have two possible explosions of wank coming up and I thought it best if the wankers themselves explained the particular advantages of their funnehs.
Ah! That's probably the first wanker now. Come in.
Millyfan: Good morning, wankas.
This is a tl;dr diatribe combining classical Crystal Wank features with the efficiency of modern Mrs Scribery. The wankas arrive here and are carried along the comment pages in extreme amusement, past lovely GIP icons depicting boobies and various fandom wank catch phrases, towards the rotating sporks. The last twenty comments are heavily screened. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Fandom Wank: Excuse me. Are you suggesting we spork our members?
Millyfan: Does that not fit in with your plans?
Fandom Wank: Not really, we asked for a funny wank.
Millyfan: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the members. You see I mainly design pathetic attempts at wankery.
Fandom Wank: Ah. Pity.
Millyfan: Mind you, this is a real beaut. No haeds pasted on yey or charitywank smacking the anonymice with this one. My life's work has been leading up to this.
Fandom Wank: Yes, and well done, but we really wanted a funny wank.
Millyfan: May I ask you to reconsider?
Fandom Wank: Sorry, but we wanted a funny wank, not a tl;dr diatribe.
Millyfan: ...I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of bitches in high school mentality I've come to expect from you non-creative grudgewankers. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling wanker. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your lol_memes and your wank recipes and your mod squads. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a wanka now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!
Fandom Wank: We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a funny wank, nice though the diatribe there is.
Millyfan: Oh sod the diatribe, that's not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a wanka. Fandom wank opens doors. I'd be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were a wanka I'd sit with the anonymice and not get in anyone's way.
Fandom Wank: (Dismissively) Thank you.
Millyfan: I nearly got in at Fanficrants...
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
Millyfan: I have a few neat icons.
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
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| Because I can't help myself. |
[16 Aug 2007|11:05pm] |
Oh MsScribe... you cosmically stupid tart.
( MST time! )
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[20 Jul 2007|07:00am] |
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Sometimes, I hate being a mod at FFR. Most of the time, it's amusing in some way. But sometimes, I get the urge to go hit the delete button on it.
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| What... |
[06 Jul 2007|11:31pm] |
Quoted question to an Otakukin: Is it possible to write a work of fiction which is just fiction, or does every work of the imagination correspond to some real incident in a real parallel dimension?
Reply from the Otakukin: Yes, every possible fiction corresponds to a universe.
HOWEVER this dosn't mean that writers aren't creative. Most writers have no knowledge that the story they are writing is true in another world.
Some authors though are soulbonded and *do* know that their works of fiction actually happen.
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WRONG ANSWER.
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[15 Jun 2007|07:00pm] |
Dear male members of Fanficrants who tend to whine about women in the fanfiction universe,
Get over yourselves.
Thank you,
Fallofrain
PS: If you are a male member of fanficrants and have never behaved like you should be treated like a God because you have a penis, this does not pertain to you.
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| Question. |
[11 Jan 2007|10:01pm] |
Should I make a community here for ffr_wanks? Because I'm so tired of seeing the comm get wanked to death on fandom_wank. It's drowning out better wank half the time.
Please, think of the wank.
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| Kitton post. |
[08 Jan 2007|01:46pm] |
Because kittons make everything better.
( Awwwwww. )
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[30 Dec 2006|07:52am] |
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Dear FFR, please avoid exploding in drama, kthnx. I'll be at work all day today.
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| Let's play the blame game. |
[28 Dec 2006|08:36am] |
You know what I"m tired of?
Victim blaming. 'Oh why didn't she get herself out of that situation?' 'Why didn't she tell the guy off?'
As if it were quite that simple.
Why do people ask these questions? Why does anyone even wonder about the abused motivations?
Example. I lived with my now ex-husband for six years. Six years of hell. Did it start that way? Of course not. He was charming, loving, wonderful to me in the beginning. Then slowly he sabotaged my self esteem with little cutting comments. 'Oh, you missed a payment on the bills, guess I better take it over now'. Eventually these little cutting comments became larger and larger. You don't even /see/ the cage that's being built around you.
He moved me to PA, away from all my friends and family. Cut off contact with everyone who was 'giving me ideas' and even began limiting my online time. I wasn't allowed to go out with any work friends after work, even. Hell I wasn't supposed to /have/ friends. He probably wouldn't have let me work at all if he wasn't lazy and needed me to work so I could support his need of technological toys. (Because despite him taking over our finances, he never paid the real bills.)
I was so alone, so depressed, and I literally had no way out. I had no vehicle, I was sick and needed surgery, and his abuse was deepening by the day.
Anyone who asks me 'why didn't you just leave him'? Will get socked in the mouth so hard they'll shit out their teeth.
I finally did leave him. I woke up one morning and realized if I didn't get out he was going to kill me. If not physically, than spiritually and mentally.
But having /been/ there, I know what a dark black hole it is, and how hard it is to climb out of it. Rarely does the abuse begin all at once, it's far more gradual than that. Have it happen to someone who's a bit more timid or the quiet type who doesn't want to cause a stir? Bad mojo.
So to the victim blamers out there, go do some research and blame the person who deserves it, the abuser.
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