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Because I can't help myself, again.
Forashenmote.
Fandom Wank: Well, gentlemen, we have two possible explosions of wank coming up and I thought it best if the wankers themselves explained the particular advantages of their funnehs.
Ah! That's probably the first wanker now. Come in.
Millyfan: Good morning, wankas.
This is a tl;dr diatribe combining classical Crystal Wank features with the efficiency of modern Mrs Scribery. The wankas arrive here and are carried along the comment pages in extreme amusement, past lovely GIP icons depicting boobies and various fandom wank catch phrases, towards the rotating sporks. The last twenty comments are heavily screened. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Fandom Wank: Excuse me. Are you suggesting we spork our members?
Millyfan: Does that not fit in with your plans?
Fandom Wank: Not really, we asked for a funny wank.
Millyfan: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the members. You see I mainly design pathetic attempts at wankery.
Fandom Wank: Ah. Pity.
Millyfan: Mind you, this is a real beaut. No haeds pasted on yey or charitywank smacking the anonymice with this one. My life's work has been leading up to this.
Fandom Wank: Yes, and well done, but we really wanted a funny wank.
Millyfan: May I ask you to reconsider?
Fandom Wank: Sorry, but we wanted a funny wank, not a tl;dr diatribe.
Millyfan: ...I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of bitches in high school mentality I've come to expect from you non-creative grudgewankers. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling wanker. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your lol_memes and your wank recipes and your mod squads. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a wanka now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!
Fandom Wank: We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a funny wank, nice though the diatribe there is.
Millyfan: Oh sod the diatribe, that's not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a wanka. Fandom wank opens doors. I'd be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were a wanka I'd sit with the anonymice and not get in anyone's way.
Fandom Wank: (Dismissively) Thank you.
Millyfan: I nearly got in at Fanficrants...
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
Millyfan: I have a few neat icons.
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
For
ashenmote.Fandom Wank: Well, gentlemen, we have two possible explosions of wank coming up and I thought it best if the wankers themselves explained the particular advantages of their funnehs.
Ah! That's probably the first wanker now. Come in.
Millyfan: Good morning, wankas.
This is a tl;dr diatribe combining classical Crystal Wank features with the efficiency of modern Mrs Scribery. The wankas arrive here and are carried along the comment pages in extreme amusement, past lovely GIP icons depicting boobies and various fandom wank catch phrases, towards the rotating sporks. The last twenty comments are heavily screened. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Fandom Wank: Excuse me. Are you suggesting we spork our members?
Millyfan: Does that not fit in with your plans?
Fandom Wank: Not really, we asked for a funny wank.
Millyfan: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the members. You see I mainly design pathetic attempts at wankery.
Fandom Wank: Ah. Pity.
Millyfan: Mind you, this is a real beaut. No haeds pasted on yey or charitywank smacking the anonymice with this one. My life's work has been leading up to this.
Fandom Wank: Yes, and well done, but we really wanted a funny wank.
Millyfan: May I ask you to reconsider?
Fandom Wank: Sorry, but we wanted a funny wank, not a tl;dr diatribe.
Millyfan: ...I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of bitches in high school mentality I've come to expect from you non-creative grudgewankers. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling wanker. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your lol_memes and your wank recipes and your mod squads. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a wanka now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!
Fandom Wank: We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a funny wank, nice though the diatribe there is.
Millyfan: Oh sod the diatribe, that's not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a wanka. Fandom wank opens doors. I'd be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were a wanka I'd sit with the anonymice and not get in anyone's way.
Fandom Wank: (Dismissively) Thank you.
Millyfan: I nearly got in at Fanficrants...
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
Millyfan: I have a few neat icons.
Fandom Wank: Thank you.
