encouraging hate and bad feelings

I got tired of the Aja wank.

Thankfully, there's Amesani wank to keep me warm.

...I am now tempted to give my stalker the green novice hair. Just for teh lulz.

I am now mentally shipping Fai/Mokona/Kurogane.

In that order.

WHAT THE GAY. I MEAN IT'S FUCKING MOKONA WHY AM I SHIPPING HIM...HER...IT WITH ANYTHING

DOES MOKONA EVEN HAVE A GENDER

DOES MOKONA EVEN HAVE GENITALS

WHY AM I ASKING THESE QUESTIONS

And this is why I shouldn't be allowed near anything with a hint of subtext. Because then I do things like this to myself.

I kind of find RPattz in the posters for "Remember Me" kind of hot. Even if he is scruffy. Rather, because he's scruffy.

I should know better, but GODDAMMIT.

Speaking of scruffy guys who I find hot: "Shutter Island" was quite a trip. I also never thought I would want to bang Leonardo DiCaprio like a screen door in a hurricane, especially now that I think back to 13 years ago when I was like, "ooh Leo is drawing Kate Winslet's boobies OH WAIT THERE ARE 12-FOOT TALL BOOBIES IN FRONT OF ME."

Also: ( Possible spoilers. )

( Please feel free to pillory me, but before that, have a read. )

I'll be taking my leave until a Twilight wank pops up, in which case I'll probably refer to SMeyer as a disgusting cunt that doesn't deserve to live because she wrote some bad fiction that became wildly popular. And then I'll walk out the door and punch some disgusting tranny bitch in the face.

...I'm joking. In fact, I'm mocking myself and my prior history of sticking my foot in my mouth.

( Addendum. )

I am totally defriending snacky because she admitted to liking a show where people do things that are wrong. As a wanka, I cannot approve of that, and thus, must shun her.

Until she realizes the error of her ways.

No, I'm not serious. Really.

Oh, Myzery. Never change, boo, never change. XDDD

...to be quite honest, I don't know whether I'm more shocked at the subject of the thread or shocked that it became so fucking predictable after the first post, knowing most of the players involved.

The important question is: Is Alan Rickman, in fact, hot?

The answer, apparently, is yes. But we all knew that anyway.

Also, I am slightly depressed that some Slytherfen do actually think that Snape is a God figure. I'm just...I was JOKING about that. Oh, Potterfen.

Finally getting around to watching Gurren Lagann (after putting it off for a year). Only on episode 4. Now convinced - more than ever - that Kamina x Simon (or Simon x Kamina) is fucking canon.

...okay, so it's a total anikibromance, BUT I CAN DREAM RIGHT.

Also, even if my yaoi goggles weren't turned to 11, Kamina is probably my favorite character ever in the history of ever. Everything he says ends in an exclamation point. Everything.

Also watching Arad Senki (ep 2 was borked for me; trying again tonight after I finish ep 4 of GL). I'm kind of afraid when I end up collecting tons of porn for a series before I've even gotten familiar with it.

...the pilot was actually nice, though - and that's outside of any eye candy. (Not too much for me in the first ep.) But then, it seems like something that'd be made for me - fantasy, swordfighting, demons, stuff like that.

...or is velvet_mace willingly not getting it to the point where she's being obnoxiously misogynist?

And this is coming from f_w's resident misogynist!

I also love how I'm watching Pat Buchanan go, "Poor oppressed white males!" re: Sotomayor at the same time that I'm writing this.

Nothing fucks up a relationship faster than a girl with magical pussy powers.

...I'm calling this on OTF or unfunnybusiness in the morning.

You and Ginmar won, okay? You can shut up and stop gloating now.

I'm mildly wildly amused by Aja's anonymeme.

Especially the fact that half the discussion is "O HI JENNI HOW U DOIN."

Also, it's been so long since I've seen a good "go coat your face with semen."

[edit]Also: Tangles. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (To be fair, I was "tl;dr," and thought it was Dot being bitchy, and then the entire Est thing got dragged up for the umpteenth time and I was all "OH SNAP.")

The hate meme kept me up all night.

I...as well. Sorta.

( beaded pony/tastes of pony/pony pony duck )

You know, I've been staring here at my computer screen for 15 minutes thinking of how to say "fuck it, I give up on Fandom Wank" eloquently.

And, really? There is no eloquent way. Just like certain things certain people did were highly unethical, and no I'm not talking about the Fandom_Love prank.

No, I am not going to make like other kabal members would and say that Fandom Wank has gone to shit. I still enjoy reading the journal often. (And yes, if you haven't guessed, hi! I'm a kabal member.) Y'all can be funny.

But the straw that broke the camel's back...look. Just read backfromspace's post in fw_debate. And the system post. Suffice to say...all the shit that people could do to make me lose faith in a community, and it takes one person to finally turn me off from the site.

So, really? Fuck you, if you're reading this and you're the person I'm talking about. Also, honestly? I'd be incensed over Zorro's comment that hosting FW was the worst thing ever, except I'm too goddamn tired to care.

I just had to.

*not only beads pony, but also makes macramé*

Referencing one of the recent posts from ohnotheydidnt: NO.

Not like I have anything against twins roaming free, but make up your mind, girl. Either liberate them or tie them down.

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:free.angeltowns.com/iridium/terri.htm

This is what I get for trying to one-up the ultimate dead baby joke with Hulkporn and new and fun uses for vegetables.

Most of this isn't worksafe. Or mindsafe.

For whatever reason, I made one post in the exchange (GEN) last night, and this was my most recent entries list this morning. Um, yeah.

Boy, was I in an "I am a beautiful and unique snowflake!" mood last night.  I don't think I've been that self-important in ages.

Suffice to say, I have (metaphorical) chafing and an empty tub of Vasoline.  An empty industrial-sized tub of Vasoline.

Hey, hair of the dog is the best cure of the bite.

Re: Heidigate, part 3,893.

Has it even occurred to her that, in the time she took to write out the two long-ass replies and such, she could have said, "No, I can't fundraise for you, but I can certainly link to your site," and then made another post saying, "Look, I don't want to advertise constantly, but I think you should go visit this site?" (A bit more politely than I wrote here, but you catch the drift.)

I mean, really. The fact that she refused wasn't that even that wanky. The fact that she refused and took more time to refuse than it would have been to accept (even partially), and said in her refusal that she was short on time...that was the wank right there.

Or is she just trying to dig herself even deeper into a hole?

On another note: Came up with a river of tears and a couple of smallest violin icons. Problem is, one of them looks really similar to someone else's icon, as it uses the same picture. The fact that it has the same saying doesn't help much. HMM. =( (I need more creativity.) And the fact that I don't remember whose icon I gipped also adds to the problem.

But the picture was so unspeakably perfect, I couldn't resist. I'll probably replace it in a little bit, though, with...something a bit more original.