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September 17th, 2006

An open letter to pirates that go by the name of Jennifer.

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You and Ginmar won, okay? You can shut up and stop gloating now.

August 14th, 2006

Go boil your head.

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I'm mildly wildly amused by Aja's anonymeme.

Especially the fact that half the discussion is "O HI JENNI HOW U DOIN."

Also, it's been so long since I've seen a good "go coat your face with semen."

[edit]Also: Tangles. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (To be fair, I was "tl;dr," and thought it was Dot being bitchy, and then the entire Est thing got dragged up for the umpteenth time and I was all "OH SNAP.")

The hate meme kept me up all night.

June 27th, 2005

Quin was right.

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I...as well. Sorta.

beaded pony/tastes of pony/pony pony duck )

June 26th, 2005

C'est la vie.

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You know, I've been staring here at my computer screen for 15 minutes thinking of how to say "fuck it, I give up on Fandom Wank" eloquently.

And, really? There is no eloquent way. Just like certain things certain people did were highly unethical, and no I'm not talking about the Fandom_Love prank.

No, I am not going to make like other kabal members would and say that Fandom Wank has gone to shit. I still enjoy reading the journal often. (And yes, if you haven't guessed, hi! I'm a kabal member.) Y'all can be funny.

But the straw that broke the camel's back...look. Just read [info]backfromspace's post in [info]fw_debate. And the system post. Suffice to say...all the shit that people could do to make me lose faith in a community, and it takes one person to finally turn me off from the site.

So, really? Fuck you, if you're reading this and you're the person I'm talking about. Also, honestly? I'd be incensed over Zorro's comment that hosting FW was the worst thing ever, except I'm too goddamn tired to care.

June 3rd, 2005

I'm sorry.

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I just had to.

*not only beads pony, but also makes macramé*

April 10th, 2005

Oh hell no.

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Referencing one of the recent posts from ohnotheydidnt: NO.

Not like I have anything against twins roaming free, but make up your mind, girl. Either liberate them or tie them down.

March 27th, 2005

Ass full throttle in the produce aisle.

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http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:free.angeltowns.com/iridium/terri.htm

This is what I get for trying to one-up the ultimate dead baby joke with Hulkporn and new and fun uses for vegetables.

Most of this isn't worksafe. Or mindsafe.

March 21st, 2005

There are no words.

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For whatever reason, I made one post in the exchange (GEN) last night, and this was my most recent entries list this morning. Um, yeah.

March 14th, 2005

Wow.

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Boy, was I in an "I am a beautiful and unique snowflake!" mood last night.  I don't think I've been that self-important in ages.

Suffice to say, I have (metaphorical) chafing and an empty tub of Vasoline.  An empty industrial-sized tub of Vasoline.

Hey, hair of the dog is the best cure of the bite.

March 13th, 2005

*fap fap fap*

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Re: Heidigate, part 3,893.

Has it even occurred to her that, in the time she took to write out the two long-ass replies and such, she could have said, "No, I can't fundraise for you, but I can certainly link to your site," and then made another post saying, "Look, I don't want to advertise constantly, but I think you should go visit this site?" (A bit more politely than I wrote here, but you catch the drift.)

I mean, really. The fact that she refused wasn't that even that wanky. The fact that she refused and took more time to refuse than it would have been to accept (even partially), and said in her refusal that she was short on time...that was the wank right there.

Or is she just trying to dig herself even deeper into a hole?

On another note: Came up with a river of tears and a couple of smallest violin icons. Problem is, one of them looks really similar to someone else's icon, as it uses the same picture. The fact that it has the same saying doesn't help much. HMM. =( (I need more creativity.) And the fact that I don't remember whose icon I gipped also adds to the problem.

But the picture was so unspeakably perfect, I couldn't resist. I'll probably replace it in a little bit, though, with...something a bit more original.

January 21st, 2005

Hoy shit.

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This has to be a record for the invocation of Godwin's Law.

I mean, just...wow. The thread was over even before the first post. D=

January 18th, 2005

Should I take to parading around f_w with a picture of my cock for an icon?

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Seriously.

I mean, yeah, 99% of f_w is female, and most of the males tend to be well-known, but if I get referred to as "she" one more time...

fdhajfdsahjfkdhsakfs

January 17th, 2005

*yawn

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Can someone ban [info]njyoder from the Internet? For some reason, he's really beginning to piss me off.

Meow.

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How come I never find out about the good drama until it's too late? (Read Piro's rant. Gold. Too bad I don't read PvP that often.)

Somehow, I sense f_w worthiness around the corner. Though, I'm afraid to wander into the MT boards--they smell of unwashed fanboy have a reputation that scares me.

September 9th, 2004

Blimey, President...

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omgtheirloveissomudslinging

This is, like, so totally my OTP 4eva.

(ganked from one of my friends on LJ)

August 20th, 2004

The New Now He Dead From Coke.

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hay guies, is this where the fagmo is?

Every time I read it, it gets funnier, for whatever reason.

August 4th, 2004

ow. ow. head hurty.

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I thought RO wizzes were supposed to be simple? D:

So, right now, I'm staring down a pre-LoV wiz. Or a pre-MS wiz, depending on how you look at it. XO

Since I think I broke everyone's brain with that, a bit of an explanation. That'll probably break your brain even more. )

July 9th, 2004

Dear [info]esorlechar:

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Why aren't my babies dropping from your uterus as we speak?

Love and light, motherfucker,
[info]feenix

June 24th, 2004

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More whining about the vagina hurting. )

June 23rd, 2004

And, Quibbler gets quibbly.

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Ouch.
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