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[Nov. 8th, 2009|12:31 am]

ashenmote
Made no pictures in ages but 2 leftover D!cat pictures )
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Packed Full of Orangey Goodness [Nov. 6th, 2009|06:14 pm]
ittybittykitty
Prepare yourselves, friends. Here are two serious doses of orange kitties at their cutest.

Seriously. I'm warning you.....

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Charlene Takes a Lover [Nov. 6th, 2009|01:12 pm]
ittybittykitty
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waiting for the rapture (and/or a thank you note) [Nov. 6th, 2009|12:59 am]
passgressnotes

writes ben in snohomish, washington: “we visit my aunt the same amount we visit the rest of our extended family, but for some reason she takes it personally that we don’t do so daily. she took the occasion of my son’s 11th birthday to take a shot at us.”

passiveaggressivenotes.com: birthday card - waiting for the second coming (and/or a thank you note)

related: my condolences on your birthday


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Four Kittens and a Feather Wand [Nov. 5th, 2009|10:00 pm]
ittybittykitty


Leap kittens, leap!
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news of the world [Nov. 5th, 2009|01:47 pm]

mister_terrific
Fucking Yankees.

That is all.
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[Nov. 5th, 2009|09:41 am]

llama_treats
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Did anyone see that Volvo commercial catering to Twimoms during V the other night? I nearly wet myself laughing.
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the art of passive resistance [Nov. 5th, 2009|01:53 am]
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travis in edmonton says this painting (”which resembled a tenth-grader’s crack at designing fantasy novel jacket”) appeared one day in the alley behind the pub where he works. feeling puckish, travis says, “every evening i would turn it toward the south-facing balconies…and every morning it would be face-down in the street again, until eventually it disappeared for good.”

passiveaggressivenotes.com: Despite all my rage...

related: you can have the inflatable bananas


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Hungry Monkeys [Nov. 4th, 2009|11:36 pm]
ittybittykitty
Enter my kitchen and you'll be followed by a tiny band of screaming, crying, climbing, hungry kittens. Sure they ate an hour ago, but as far they're concerned, a human in the kitchen = meal time.

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granny doesn’t mess around [Nov. 4th, 2009|04:15 am]
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while some old folks (and grandmothers in particular) are seasoned masters of the heart-tugging passive-aggressive guilt trip, there’s another breed of blue-hairs who’ve seemingly given up on all the social niceties and instead just give their unfiltered opinion on any subject at hand. their all-purpose excuse, as demonstrated by this example from tacoma, washington: “i’m old!”

Oh well, another day

yet while this group certainly helps make reading the “letters to the editor” page entertaining, charity in westfield, wisconsin says the “grumpy old crank” routine isn’t quite as amusing when you have to live with one of them. “i’ve been staying with my grandmother for two months,” charity says, and “she tells me daily that i stink.” she woke up one morning to find this slightly more polite message….which was not-so-politely attached to toilet seat with packing tape.

granny doesn't mess around


related: a day in the life of a crank


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Helloooo in There! [Nov. 3rd, 2009|09:17 pm]
ittybittykitty
Miss Millie is a burrower. The other night she dove under this blanket for a nap.

This blanket is also Charlene's favorite spot to make biscuits. While Millie napped, Charlene kneaded and kneaded the blanket until she kneaded Millie right out of her hidey-hole. Miss Millie slept through it all.

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thanks for the geography lesson, dad! [Nov. 3rd, 2009|03:25 am]
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our anonymous submitter from chicago says she and her four siblings recently received this somewhat cryptic e-mail from dear old dad. explains a: “the initials refer to our names (and spouses’ names, where applicable). dad lives in west bloomfield. i’m pretty sure it means he wants us to visit?”

thanks for the geography lesson, dad!

related: love, dad


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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|01:25 am]

ashenmote
3x scenery, 4x cats on chairs )
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It's Tortie Time [Nov. 2nd, 2009|07:51 pm]
ittybittykitty
Miss Luella was kind enough to sit still juuuuuust long enough for a couple of pictures. She's one wiggly kitten and is always a girl on the go.

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“piece out our imperfections with your thoughts” [Nov. 1st, 2009|10:47 pm]
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writes mike in provo, utah: “this is a letter my friend liz found on the windshield of her car during the time she was dating her now-husband. they framed the note, and now have it proudly displayed in their living room.”

passiveaggressivenotes.com: nosy neighbors in provo, utah

related: a substance user and a player!


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One Final Pumpkin Post [Nov. 1st, 2009|02:46 am]
ittybittykitty
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It's been a fun night. We've got our pumpkins on the porch, and the kittens in the window. The kids are LOVING the Drapers on display. Of course, they are THE perfect little Halloween kittens.

I hope you are all enjoying the holiday, and all your pets are tucked away safe and sound.

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Happy Halloween!

Laurie, Craig, Drewey, Charlene, Perry, Gordon, Luella and Millie.
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|10:03 pm]

sepiamagpie



Welcome to my Halloween. I was gonna be Sherlock (Well, She-rlock, long story), but my Watson, my beloved sister, got ill. Possibly the hamthrax. So like hell am I going within a mile of her. She can suffer in silence.

So instead me and my mom carved pumpkins no one but us would ever see (we live in the country) and watched The Colour Of Magic.

Here are those pumpkins )
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|06:19 pm]

ashenmote
Maybe I used too many monkeys... . A scary horse. )
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OH, Those Draper Boys! [Oct. 31st, 2009|04:31 pm]
ittybittykitty
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A Happy Halloween from Charlene Butterbean! [Oct. 31st, 2009|12:05 am]
ittybittykitty
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THE end.
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