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Singular Achievements In Voice Acting
Welcome to the first annual SAIVA Awards, inspired by this wank here!
Now, I understand that in award shows like this, I'm supposed to let celebrities introduce the categories, let them take the piss out of each other, and blah blah dee fucking blah, but I decided that can't be arsed, so I'm just going to skip all that shit, and get straight to the Awards.
The "Noble But Stupidly Thickheadedly Persistent" Awards:
Second Place: bluecove. Went to considerable trouble, as an anonymouse, to give Grant excellent detailed instructions on how to improve his life and his chances of realizing his dreams. Was soundly ignored by Grant, even as the other meanies commented on how kind she was to waste so much time on Grant. (She admitted that she was the mouse later, and was quite annoyed that he ignored her advice.)
First Place: issendai. A very nice girl, who clearly needs to find a more rewarding cause. Maybe she should take up writing letters to Exxon, asking them to reduce the pay and golden parachutes of their top executives so that we're not gouged so badly at the pumps -- she'd succeed at that long before Grant will show any signs of improvement.
The "Says The Same Shit Over And Fucking Over" Awards:
Second Place: grantm1. "I wanna ba a VA." "I wanna be a VA." "Why can't I be a VA?" "I wanna be a VA." "I'm gonna be a VA." "Why can't I be a VA?" "I wanna ba a VA." "I wanna be a VA." We get it already! Quit yapping about it and DO SOMETHING!
First Place: penfy. This stupid, lazy jackass has a Notepad window open with the phrase "<B>GRANT, YOU'RE NOT WELL. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP!</B>" typed into it. As a result, it only takes him six mouse-clicks to post the comment "GRANT, YOU'RE NOT WELL. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP" in grantm1's LJ, in bold. He has devoted at least three hundred mouse-clicks to this diversion... you know, just in case Grant failed to see it the first ten times he posted it. I hear his poor abused mouse is plotting to kill him in his sleep...
The "Biggest Fucking Loser On The God-Damned Planet" Awards:
Second Place: Everyone who hassles Grant in his LJ. Stop feeding the attention whore, you fucking morons! Can't you fucktards see that's what he wants? A guy comes to your house, says "help me, I'm a masochist," and you just break out the whips and chains, and a year later you complain that he keeps coming back! Just. Fucking. STOP IT!
First Place: grantm1. From his obsession with the perceived perks of being a voice actor (with no appreciation for what voice acting entails) to his insistence on having a physically beautiful girlfriend (when he has no beauty of his own, physical or otherwise, to offer her), to his ability to drive people away from him in droves, Grant was a shoe-in. But it's not his fault. He's an Aspie. Just ask him, he'll tell you. In fact, don't ask him. Just wait for him to say something offensive, and he'll tell you with no prompting at all.
(Cross-posted to my LJ, under friendslock. If I've friended you at JF and you want to be friended over at my LJ, just ask.)
Welcome to the first annual SAIVA Awards, inspired by this wank here!
Now, I understand that in award shows like this, I'm supposed to let celebrities introduce the categories, let them take the piss out of each other, and blah blah dee fucking blah, but I decided that can't be arsed, so I'm just going to skip all that shit, and get straight to the Awards.
The "Noble But Stupidly Thickheadedly Persistent" Awards:
Second Place: bluecove. Went to considerable trouble, as an anonymouse, to give Grant excellent detailed instructions on how to improve his life and his chances of realizing his dreams. Was soundly ignored by Grant, even as the other meanies commented on how kind she was to waste so much time on Grant. (She admitted that she was the mouse later, and was quite annoyed that he ignored her advice.)
First Place: issendai. A very nice girl, who clearly needs to find a more rewarding cause. Maybe she should take up writing letters to Exxon, asking them to reduce the pay and golden parachutes of their top executives so that we're not gouged so badly at the pumps -- she'd succeed at that long before Grant will show any signs of improvement.
The "Says The Same Shit Over And Fucking Over" Awards:
Second Place: grantm1. "I wanna ba a VA." "I wanna be a VA." "Why can't I be a VA?" "I wanna be a VA." "I'm gonna be a VA." "Why can't I be a VA?" "I wanna ba a VA." "I wanna be a VA." We get it already! Quit yapping about it and DO SOMETHING!
First Place: penfy. This stupid, lazy jackass has a Notepad window open with the phrase "<B>GRANT, YOU'RE NOT WELL. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP!</B>" typed into it. As a result, it only takes him six mouse-clicks to post the comment "GRANT, YOU'RE NOT WELL. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP" in grantm1's LJ, in bold. He has devoted at least three hundred mouse-clicks to this diversion... you know, just in case Grant failed to see it the first ten times he posted it. I hear his poor abused mouse is plotting to kill him in his sleep...
The "Biggest Fucking Loser On The God-Damned Planet" Awards:
Second Place: Everyone who hassles Grant in his LJ. Stop feeding the attention whore, you fucking morons! Can't you fucktards see that's what he wants? A guy comes to your house, says "help me, I'm a masochist," and you just break out the whips and chains, and a year later you complain that he keeps coming back! Just. Fucking. STOP IT!
First Place: grantm1. From his obsession with the perceived perks of being a voice actor (with no appreciation for what voice acting entails) to his insistence on having a physically beautiful girlfriend (when he has no beauty of his own, physical or otherwise, to offer her), to his ability to drive people away from him in droves, Grant was a shoe-in. But it's not his fault. He's an Aspie. Just ask him, he'll tell you. In fact, don't ask him. Just wait for him to say something offensive, and he'll tell you with no prompting at all.
(Cross-posted to my LJ, under friendslock. If I've friended you at JF and you want to be friended over at my LJ, just ask.)
