Giggling like a schoolboy
Blowdart, the love chicken.

(Half a minute of giggling later...)

Blowdart, the Love Chicken!

(Still more giggling.)

BLOWDART, THE LOVE CHICKEN!

(Falls on the floor in peals of laughter.)

I'm sure I only find this so funny because mentally I'm a ten-year-old, but BLOWDART THE LOVE CHICKEN!

Okay, seriously. Claiming to be an ex-convict who liked getting ass-fucked in prison? What the shit? I'd normally say he's gotta be trolling, but on a website like this one, who the fuck does he think he's going to shock? This has GOT to be a joke!

(Chortles.)

Blowdart, the Love Chicken!