Public Service Announcement
I've fucked the entire Swedish Bikini Team, and all the Rockettes. I have a ten inch dick, lots of muscles, and I do modeling, which has made me fabulously wealthy. Oh, and I have a PhD in Biochemistry, and I'm working on another in Physics. Oh, and despite my raging libido, modeling schedule, and academic excess, I have enough free time to participate in all the festivities that JournalFen has to offer, and I'll thank you all not to notice that I've been away from JournalFen for days at a time for the past couple of weeks.

I just thought you all should know. I would have posted this sooner, but I completely missed out on the whole figgy mess because I was working my ass off in my techie-retail job drawing theoretical calculus equations in lines of coke and snorting them off Halle Berry's ass.