This one's for you, coflower!
Sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich,
sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

Sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich,
sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

Sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich,
sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, Look: Coflower is a...

Cuuuuunt, cuuuuunt, saaaammichy cunt!

(And it's)
Sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich,
sammich, sammich, sammich, sammich, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

...

Sammiches are wonderful, sammiches are fine,
I love sammiches, I eat 'em all the time,
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sammiches, I'd eat them all at once!

...

Buying bread from a man in Brussels.
He was six foot four and full of muscles.
I said, do you speak-a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite SAMMICH!