Yes. I have finally snapped.
I'm trying to be nice about this, but Hellfire's relationship with her dad and her psychotic fear of Moslems, as seen here, here, and here if you want to go back that far, are finally starting to break my brain. I am seriously sick of hearing about it! Ghhhaaaaaa! She's turned into Paris fucking Hilton -- I don't hate Paris Hilton, but I'm damned sick of hearing about her, and all those people who HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER OMFGWTFBBQ I HATE THAT CUNTY LITTLE HOR!!!111 are as much to blame for her continuing notoriety as she herself is! And now Hellfire is just as bad!


(To the tune of one of those songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:)

"I was just fifteen years old!
Truly beautiful to behold!
And yes I know that I have been told!
That my father was far too bold!

And the only thing I've come to trust
is that those Ay-rabs should be smashed to dust.
Rose tints my world,
Keeps me safe while I'm fucking my dad!"


(To the tune of the Can-Can:)

"DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN-and-Hell-fire-fucked-her-dad-dy!

DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN! DUN! Dun-dun-dun-dun-
DUN-she-fucked-her-dad!"


(To the tune of the Addams Family Theme:)

"SHE FUCKED HER DAD!" (Snap, snap!)
"SHE FUCKED HER DAD!" (Snap, snap!)
"SHE FUCKED HER DAD,
SHE FUCKED HER DAD,
SHE FUCKED HER DAD!" (Snap, snap!)

"They're nasty and disturbin',
and very much perturbin',
they don't like dudes in turbins,
It's Hellfire's family!"


It's in my brain! AAAAAAAAAAH! Make it stop, make it stop!

(And the Trogdor runs like a scared little girl in the night!)