frau_eva

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:12:58 GMT

Lalalala, Amy Tan is coming to my school, lalalala! I'm gonna meet Amy Tan toniiiiiiight, and she'll sign my beat-up booooooooks! LalalalaLA! Amy Tan is all mine and none of you can have her, Nya-nya-nya!

Amy Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan *happy-dance*

Cheney's GANGSTA, son!

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 21:19:36 GMT

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/

You know what this means, right? Dick Cheney is officially more gangsta than 50 Cent. That dumbass never shot nobody. Now I need to bribe Nick into photo-manipping Gangsta!Cheney, because this amuses me too damn much...preferably an icon.

Also, I have pneumonia. It sucks greatly, and you should all feel sorry for me. I will be reminding you all of this periodically. But for now, this news makes me forget the pain and brightens my day.

So for anyone who missed it on F_W...

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:56:57 GMT

NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Japanese_Fear_Factor_31332.html

Fandom Bitching

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:55:46 GMT

Dear Esteemed Reader:

I'm glad my latest fic made you check out my other stuff. And I understand that people may not always review because they might not have liked it or just not found anything interesting to comment on. We've all been there. But thoughtlessly devouring all my work and then not leaving one goddamn review? I check the stats; I know a good many people did it. Is it really so hard to leave ONE comment when you've read a good many of my fics? You just DEVOURED them and scampered off. I mean, obviously you LIKED IT enough to go looking for more stuff, so it's not like you found it so bland that you can't think of something to say. REVIEW, YOU THANKLESS CUNTRAGS. *cuts j00 OMG*

Sincerely,

Frau Eva

....okay, so now that it's out of my system! :D *dances*