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FTM FTW!'s LiveJournal:
| Thursday, November 8th, 2007 | |
| 8:47 pm | 11 FTM IS LIKE THE ALLEY WE STOP TO THROW UP IN AS WE STUMBLE OUR WAY TO THE NEXT BAR/LOL_MEME POAST |
| Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 | |
| 11:06 pm | 10 [A ZOMBIE APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND EATS YOUR POAST QUOTE] |
| Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 | |
| 2:25 am | 9 SO I FINALLY WENT TO IMDB TO FIND OUT WHO THE FUCK JOSH HARTNETT IS. I'M NOT HORRIBLY IMPRESSED, SRY2SAY HE'S NOT HORRIBLY IMPRESSIVE.AS A MAN, HE'S NOT HORRIBLY IMPRESSIVE. (Yes, it is quite possible you've just fallen down the rabbit hole. Enjoy the trip while it lasts!) |
| Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 | |
| 1:05 am | 8 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE MEME, ALL THE MICE WERE A STIRR'N AND IT WASN'T A DREAM. "LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!" SAID LOVE MOUSE, HER CHEEKS A'GLOW WITH DELIGHT. "NO ONE SPINS BOTTLES LIKE BY THE BAR TEA!MOUSE WHIPPED A DRINK! "I LOVE YOU GUYS, BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK," DOVE!MOUSE UNWRAPPED ANOTHER CHOCOLATE AND WHAT DID SHE SEE? "IT'S THE SPIRIT OF GIVING AND LOVE ALWAYS COMES FREE!" "WHO WRITES THIS TRIPE?" DOVE!MOUSE ASKED, CHUCKING THE CANDY TO THE FLOOR. "I DON'T KNOW," SAID A MOUSE. "BUT IT'S PROBABLY A WHORE." "HAVE SOME SCOTCH LADEN TEA, IT WILL CHEER YOU RIGHT UP!" "TRUFOX," SAID DOVE!MOUSE. "BOTTOMS UP!" THEY DRANK AND THEY PARTIED UNTIL WHO SHOULD ARRIVE; FOODPORN!MOUSE, A CART OF CAKES BY HER SIDE. "I KNEW YOU'D COME!" SAID LOVE!MOUSE. "I DIDN'T DESPAIR!" "OF COURSE I'D SHOW," FOODPORN!MOUSE ANSWERED. "HAVE A CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR." THE PARTY CONTINUED WITH DRINKS AND BAR FIGHTS. "HAVE A KITTEN!" SAID KITTEN SPAMMER. "IT WILL TOP OFF THE NIGHT!" "WE NEED MUSIC!" SAID ONE MOUSE; "CLASSIC ROCK!" SAID ANOTHER. "I DON'T KNOW," SAID A SKEPTIC. "ISN'T THAT STUFF FOR YOUR MOTHER?" STONES!MOUSE LOOKED AGHAST, LIKE SHE COULDN'T BELIEVE! SHE KNEW JUST WHO TO CALL, JUST WHAT THIS PARTY DID NEED. KEITH RICHARDS APPEARED IN A BRIGHT YELLOW FLASH! "I'M HERE TO PLAY MUSIC; GIVE NEW LIFE TO THIS BASH." "THIS KINK IS OKAY!" SAID THE SKEPTIC AT LAST. "HIS MUSICS OKAY, AND HE'S GOT A NICE ASS!" AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WAS THERE A TRUTH TO BE GLEANED? YES: EVERY THING'S BETTER IN THE SHAPE OF A PEEN. As much fun as we know all you mouse partiers are having right now, we'd like to take a solemn moment to remind you of the mice out there who CAN'T party with us tonight. We speak of course of these poor mice. We're standing by their hospital bedsides as we type, and it doesn't look good. These unfortunate mice, they give so much and ask for so little...their one wish, the only thing they want in all the world...is as many of these as you can get your oblivious partier hands on (and maybe a fan letter or two if you're feeling generous). Email the marqueens with your donations! Thanks! We knew we could count on you! |
| Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 | |
| 2:48 pm | |
| Sunday, November 26th, 2006 | |
| 11:39 pm | 6 THE MARQUEME IS LIKE A BIG SNUGGLY BLANKET THAT SMELLS OF SOOTHING THINGS LIKE LAVENDAR OR BAKED GOODS, IS FRAYING SLIGHTLY BUT STILL CURLS AROUND YOU COZILY AND COMFORTS YOU WHEN YOU FEEL SAD, AND ALSO HAS WEE TINY TEETH AT THE EDGES! In additional news, we've been asked to inform you that MAMMY (The Montauk Assembly of Musing Memeku-writing Youth) is taking new members. Sign-ups can be found here. |
| Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 | |
| 9:04 pm | 5 HITTING MYSELF WITH A HAMMER DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. YOU LIED TO ME, MARQUEE. FOR SHAME. |
| Monday, November 20th, 2006 | |
| 4:10 pm | 4 RICHARDS: I don't think BOB GELDOF thinks he needs anybody's help. But I wonder if BOB GELDOF has realized that he's way out on a limb. I feel like I'm BOB GELDOF'S only friend. I know the way BOB GELDOF lives. I know everybody else who knows BOB GELDOF. I know that Charlie Watts dished him out a great fucking right hook and that was Charlie Watts saying, "You and I have had it." It was '84 or '85, and BOB GELDOF was wearing my jacket at the time. It really pissed me off. Charlie punched him into a plateful of smoked salmon and BOB GELDOF almost floated out the window along the table into a canal in Amsterdam. I just grabbed his leg and saved him from going out. Meanwhile, my jacket, my favorite jacket, got ruined. Why did I lend him that jacket? PLAYBOY: What was the fight about? RICHARDS: It was about absolutely nothing. I had taken BOB GELDOF out for a drink in Amsterdam, so at five in the morning, he came back to my room. He's drunk by now. BOB GELDOF drunk is a sight to behold. Charlie was fast asleep. "Is that my drummer? Why don't you get your arse down here?" Charlie got dressed--in a Savile Row suit, tie, shoes--shaved, came down, grabbed BOB GELDOF and went boom! "Don't ever call me 'your drummer' again. You're my fucking singer." |
| Saturday, November 18th, 2006 | |
| 1:41 am | 3 "I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU," ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lol_meme TYPED FURIOUSLY, HER FINGERS GROWING STICKY WITH SWEAT. "I'M FAR MORE ENDURING. I'VE GOT SO MUCH HISTORY!"freethemarquee PRESSED F5, OVER AND OVER, HER CHEST TIGHT LIKE A PEEN-SHAPED BALL OF ANGER. FINALLY SHE PAUSED, AND READ THE COMMENT THAT APPEARED ON HER MONITOR. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING! ALL YOU WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION. EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE, I'M SO DISTANT AND TOS-WATCHING!" SHE PRESSED "POST COMMENT", SIGHED ANGRILY, AND RESUMED HER F5-ING WITH NEW HATRED.WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG? freethemarquee THOUGHT, GETTING FRUSTRATED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A NEW COMMENT APPEARED IN THE THREAD."YOU'RE RIGHT, freethemarquee. ALL I WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION... FROM YOU. TRUFAX!"freethemarquee'S EYES WENT WIDE. DARE SHE RESPOND WITH ANYTHING BUT "LOL NO ONE LOVES YOU"? SHE SHOOK HER HEAD. NO, THE FLAMEWARS HAD GONE ON TOO LONG. NOW WAS THE TIME FOR HONESTY. "ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A H0R, BUT REALLY ALL YOU WANTED WAS MY LOVE! BB, IF IT'S MY LOVE YOU WANT, IT IS MY LOVE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE."lol_meme SAT ON THE EDGE OF HER CHAIR, AWAITING THE RESPONSE, BERATING HERSELF FOR OPENING HER HEART. I'M A FOOL! SHE THOUGHT. freethemarquee COULD NEVER LOVE ME! WALRUS! SHE CLICKED REFRESH WITH FEAR IN HER HEART, BUT WHAT SHE SAW MADE HER GASP WITH SURPRISE AND HAPPINESS."BB, BE MINE!" lol_meme SPUN AROUND TO FACE THE VOICE BEHIND HER. IT WAS freethemarquee! lol_meme SPRANG OUT OF HER CHAIR AND FLUNG HERSELF INTO freethemarquee'S ARMS." freethemarquee, I THOUGHT --" lol_meme BEGAN, BUT STOPPED WHEN HER BELOVED RAISED A FINGER TO HER LIPS, AND PULLED HER INTO A PASSIONATE KISS.~*~ this product or service endorsed by... |
| Thursday, November 16th, 2006 | |
| 5:27 pm | 2 the wedding of anonysaurus and snarrysaurus rex to be held on the 15th page of the next meme officiated by the groom's cousin diplomasaurus everyone be there for the hatesex marriage of the century! ps. no eating of the other guests allowed. at least until after the hatesex orgy starts. and remember, it's vore not vole!! ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ (this official invitation brought to you by the magic of disney and the letter k.) NO ONE IS OUR NEW PATRON SAINT LIKE LORD KEEF! |
| Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 | |
| 11:17 pm | GIVE US FREE! FREE THE MARQUEE! Sorry guys, the name of this lj is kind of a misnomer. We don't actually want spam. We just want lolz! Ip logging should be off, anonymous posting on; nothing will be screened except the inarguably spammy and the TOS-able. Have fun! |
