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"I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU,"

lol_meme TYPED FURIOUSLY, HER FINGERS GROWING STICKY WITH SWEAT. "I'M FAR MORE ENDURING. I'VE GOT SO MUCH HISTORY!"

freethemarquee PRESSED F5, OVER AND OVER, HER CHEST TIGHT LIKE A PEEN-SHAPED BALL OF ANGER. FINALLY SHE PAUSED, AND READ THE COMMENT THAT APPEARED ON HER MONITOR. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING! ALL YOU WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION. EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE, I'M SO DISTANT AND TOS-WATCHING!" SHE PRESSED "POST COMMENT", SIGHED ANGRILY, AND RESUMED HER F5-ING WITH NEW HATRED.

WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG?

freethemarquee THOUGHT, GETTING FRUSTRATED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A NEW COMMENT APPEARED IN THE THREAD.

"YOU'RE RIGHT,

freethemarquee. ALL I WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION... FROM YOU. TRUFAX!"

freethemarquee'S EYES WENT WIDE. DARE SHE RESPOND WITH ANYTHING BUT "LOL NO ONE LOVES YOU"? SHE SHOOK HER HEAD. NO, THE FLAMEWARS HAD GONE ON TOO LONG. NOW WAS THE TIME FOR HONESTY. "ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A H0R, BUT REALLY ALL YOU WANTED WAS MY LOVE! BB, IF IT'S MY LOVE YOU WANT, IT IS MY LOVE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE."

lol_meme SAT ON THE EDGE OF HER CHAIR, AWAITING THE RESPONSE, BERATING HERSELF FOR OPENING HER HEART. I'M A FOOL! SHE THOUGHT. freethemarquee COULD NEVER LOVE ME! WALRUS! SHE CLICKED REFRESH WITH FEAR IN HER HEART, BUT WHAT SHE SAW MADE HER GASP WITH SURPRISE AND HAPPINESS.

"BB, BE MINE!"

lol_meme SPUN AROUND TO FACE THE VOICE BEHIND HER. IT WAS

freethemarquee!

lol_meme SPRANG OUT OF HER CHAIR AND FLUNG HERSELF INTO

freethemarquee'S ARMS.

"

freethemarquee, I THOUGHT --"

lol_meme BEGAN, BUT STOPPED WHEN HER BELOVED RAISED A FINGER TO HER LIPS, AND PULLED HER INTO A PASSIONATE KISS.

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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART TWO
(Anonymous)
2006-11-18 05:38 pm UTC (link)

CHARLIE TRIED TO FIND A PATH THROUGH THE PILES OF MONEY AND DETACHED BOOBS THAT LITTERED THE ROOM. IT WASN'T EASY GOING. EVERY FEW FEET, THE FLICKERING FLAME OF THE LIGHTER REVEALED NEW ATROCITIES: THERE WAS A PAIR OF BOOBS WEARING WHAT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF MICK'S OLD CRAVATS, HERE WAS A PILE OF MONEY LISTING DRUNKENLY TOWARD A PEEN ENLARGER PUMP...

CHARLIE SHUDDERED. THIS WAS WORSE THAN THE '72 TOUR.

FINALLY, HE MADE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THE LIGHTER WAS STARTING TO BURN HIS FINGERS. HE PRESSED ONE EAR AGAINST THE DOOR AND LISTENED.

THERE WAS A RHYTHMIC THUMPING COMING FROM INSIDE. HE CAUGHT HIMSELF JUST AS HIS HAND REACHED OUT TO TAP THE COUNTER-BEAT. NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, HE THOUGHT.

THERE WAS A LATCH ON THE DOOR, BUT THE LOCK WAS HANGING OPEN. HE BRACED HIMSELF AND PUSHED.

INSIDE, BOWIE WAS LYING SPREAD-EAGLE ON THE FLOOR, THUMPING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CARPETING. A LARGE MAN, ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF ONE OF THE BARGES FLOATING UP THE THAMES, STOOD OVER HIM WITH A HUNTING RIFLE AND THE BIGGEST SET OF BRASS KNUCKLES CHARLIE HAD EVER SEEN.

"NO ONE STANDS GUARD LIKE HUGH JASTON!" THE LARGE MAN BELLOWED. BOWIE LET HIS HEAD DROP TO THE FLOOR AND GAVE A STRANGLED MOAN.

CHARLIE IGNORED THE BURNING PAIN IN HIS FINGERS. HUGH JASTON? THIS WAS ALL HE NEEDED, ANOTHER OF KEEF'S DODGY "FRIENDS" FUCKING EVERYTHING UP....

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Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART TWO
(Anonymous)
2006-11-18 05:43 pm UTC (link)

THIS. KILLED. ME.

I'M SERIOUSLY TYPING THIS FROM MY GRAVE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL LOLARIOUS AND GREAT UNTIL THIS PART:

THERE WAS A RHYTHMIC THUMPING COMING FROM INSIDE. HE CAUGHT HIMSELF JUST AS HIS HAND REACHED OUT TO TAP THE COUNTER-BEAT. NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, HE THOUGHT.

AND THEN I DIED. A WONDERFUL, LOL-FILLED DEATH. OMG ILU SO MUCH STONES!MOUSE IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EVEN THINK STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.

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	Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART TWO (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	HEY, IF YOU'RE DEAD, COULD YOU SAY HI TO GEORGE HARRISON FOR ME? THX! ILU2, DEAD!MOUSE. ILU2. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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