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"I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU,"

lol_meme TYPED FURIOUSLY, HER FINGERS GROWING STICKY WITH SWEAT. "I'M FAR MORE ENDURING. I'VE GOT SO MUCH HISTORY!"

freethemarquee PRESSED F5, OVER AND OVER, HER CHEST TIGHT LIKE A PEEN-SHAPED BALL OF ANGER. FINALLY SHE PAUSED, AND READ THE COMMENT THAT APPEARED ON HER MONITOR. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING! ALL YOU WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION. EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE, I'M SO DISTANT AND TOS-WATCHING!" SHE PRESSED "POST COMMENT", SIGHED ANGRILY, AND RESUMED HER F5-ING WITH NEW HATRED.

WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG?

freethemarquee THOUGHT, GETTING FRUSTRATED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A NEW COMMENT APPEARED IN THE THREAD.

"YOU'RE RIGHT,

freethemarquee. ALL I WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION... FROM YOU. TRUFAX!"

freethemarquee'S EYES WENT WIDE. DARE SHE RESPOND WITH ANYTHING BUT "LOL NO ONE LOVES YOU"? SHE SHOOK HER HEAD. NO, THE FLAMEWARS HAD GONE ON TOO LONG. NOW WAS THE TIME FOR HONESTY. "ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A H0R, BUT REALLY ALL YOU WANTED WAS MY LOVE! BB, IF IT'S MY LOVE YOU WANT, IT IS MY LOVE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE."

lol_meme SAT ON THE EDGE OF HER CHAIR, AWAITING THE RESPONSE, BERATING HERSELF FOR OPENING HER HEART. I'M A FOOL! SHE THOUGHT. freethemarquee COULD NEVER LOVE ME! WALRUS! SHE CLICKED REFRESH WITH FEAR IN HER HEART, BUT WHAT SHE SAW MADE HER GASP WITH SURPRISE AND HAPPINESS.

"BB, BE MINE!"

lol_meme SPUN AROUND TO FACE THE VOICE BEHIND HER. IT WAS

freethemarquee!

lol_meme SPRANG OUT OF HER CHAIR AND FLUNG HERSELF INTO

freethemarquee'S ARMS.

"

freethemarquee, I THOUGHT --"

lol_meme BEGAN, BUT STOPPED WHEN HER BELOVED RAISED A FINGER TO HER LIPS, AND PULLED HER INTO A PASSIONATE KISS.

~*~

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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART FIVE
(Anonymous)
2006-11-18 10:14 pm UTC (link)

P1: http://www.journalfen.net/users/freethemarquee/2003.html?thread=3137491#t3137491
P2: http://www.journalfen.net/users/freethemarquee/2003.html?thread=3152339#t3152339
P3: http://www.journalfen.net/users/freethemarquee/2003.html?thread=3167187#t3167187
P4: http://www.journalfen.net/users/freethemarquee/2003.html?thread=3217619#t3217619

"NO ONE SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR TRIUMPH LIKE CHARLIE WATTS!"

NOW, WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT MEAN?

THE STREETS OF LONDON WERE NEARLY EMPTY, HARDLY SURPRISING CONSIDERING THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR WAS TAKING PLACE IN THE CITY. AFTER YEARS OF PUBLICLY BAITING EACH OTHER, ANONYSAURUS AND SNARRYSAURUS REX HAD SUDDENLY DECLARED THAT THEY WERE IN LOVE. THE TABLOIDS HAD WORKED THEMSELVES INTO A FRENZY, REPORTING ON EVERYTHING FROM THE GROOM GIVING UP HIS HABIT OF TRYING TO CRUSH ANONYSAURUS INTO A PUDDLE WHENEVER THEY MET TO THE LINGERIE SHOP ANONYSAURUS HAD DESTROYED WHILE HUNTING FOR THE RECEPTION DINNER. RUMOR HAD IT THAT THE LOL_PRINCE WAS GOING TO ATTEND, FORGOING AN INTERNATIONAL TABLE TENNIS TOURNAMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWENTY YEARS.

CHARLIE SMILED AS HE TURNED A CORNER AND SAW A BIG CROWD OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. THE KIDS WERE WEARING CAPSASAUR MASKS AND WAVING CARDBOARD TUBES PAINTED PINK AND SPARKLY WITH GLITTER.

THAT RIGHT THERE WAS WHY HE'D GOTTEN TANGLED UP IN THIS CRAZY MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE COULDN'T SIT IDLY BY WHILE MICK THREATENED THE SAFETY OF THESE KIDS WITH HIS RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF THEIR MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND OLDER SISTERS.

IN THE BACKSEAT, BOWIE STIRRED. CHARLIE STIFLED HIS LOLZ AS BOWIE SAT UP, LOOKED DOWN AT HIS CLOTHES AND STARTED SHRIEKING.

"OMFG! WOT DID U DO TO ME? NO ONE SAW ME, AMIRITE? THIS OUTFIT COULD URINE ME!" BOWIE SLID OFF THE SEAT AND DISAPPEARED FROM THE REARVIEW MIRROR.

"START TALKING OR I'M TAKING YOU STRAIGHT TO ST PAUL'S TO MEET YOUR ADORING AUDIENCE." CHOKING SOUNDS DRIFTED UP INTO THE FRONT SEAT AS CHARLIE PULLED UP TO A TRAFFIC LIGHT. "OR WE COULD JUST SIT HERE FOR A WHILE. DID YOU KNOW THEY JUST ADDED SOME OF THOSE ANTI-TERRORISM CAMERAS AT THIS INTERSECTION? THE PIX ARE V. EASY TO PULL UP ON THE INTERNETS, OR SO I HEAR."

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY WENT! KEEF DID THAT ~~ANNYONG~~ANNOYING 'EXPLAIN THE ENTIRE PLAN' THING BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD HE SAID. TRUFAX."

CHARLIE COULD HARDLY ARGUE WITH THAT. HE HADN'T HAD A CONVERSATION WITH KEEF IN MORE THAN A DECADE IN WHICH HE'D UNDERSTOOD HALF OF WHAT WAS SAID. HE SHIFTED THE CAR INTO PARK AND TURNED AROUND IN HIS SEAT, CATCHING BOWIE BY THE COLLAR AND DRAGGING HIM UP TO EYE-LEVEL.

"TELL ME WHERE TO FIND TRIUMPH, THEN."

DO YOU GUYS RLY WANT ME TO KEEP GOING OR AM I JUST ANNOYING EVERYONE?

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	DAMNIT I FORGOT THE PIC (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:17 pm UTC (link)
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	Re: DAMNIT I FORGOT THE PIC (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	DAWWWWWWW! SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO PUT THIS TOGETHER INTO ITS OWN SEPARATE NOVEL ACCOUNT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: DAMNIT I FORGOT THE PIC (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S LIKE THE BEST, MOST AMUSING PICTURE BOOK EVER! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: DAMNIT I FORGOT THE PIC (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	EXACTLY. :D :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART FIVE
(Anonymous)
2006-11-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK WHETHER WE WANT YOU TO CONTINUE. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

RUMOR HAD IT THAT THE LOL_PRINCE WAS GOING TO ATTEND, FORGOING AN INTERNATIONAL TABLE TENNIS TOURNAMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWENTY YEARS.
OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF REMEMBERS THE UTTER HILARITY OF TABLE TENNIS!

A BIG CROWD OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. THE KIDS WERE WEARING CAPSASAUR MASKS AND WAVING CARDBOARD TUBES PAINTED PINK AND SPARKLY WITH GLITTER.
THEY WERE WAVING SPARKLY PINK DILDOS, ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I STILL LOVE HOW YOU MANAGE TO HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT AND FANTASTIC CHARACTERIZATIONS AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET TRIUMPH!

AND KEEF, OF COURSE. :D

ILUILUILU NEVER LEAVE OUR MEME I BEG OF YOU!

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	Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART FIVE (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I LOLED. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART FIVE (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	YOU ARE THE LEAST ANNOYING, MORE AWESOME PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE EVER, TRUFAX! I ADORE HOW YOU MANAGE TO INCLUDE FANTASTIC MEME REFRENCES THAT MAKE US LOL SO HARD BUT STILL KEEP US ALL IN SUSPENSE! PLZ, PLZ BB, NEVER STOP! :D ♥♥♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, PART FIVE (Anonymous) 2006-11-18 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	BB, IF YOU STOPPED WRITING THIS, I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO HAMMER MY ARM FOR SERIOUS. CHARLIE WATTS IS MY NEWEST LOVE, TRUFAX. BEST. FIC. EVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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