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FTM FTW! ([info]freethemarquee) wrote,
@ 2006-11-18 01:41:00


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"I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU," [info]lol_meme TYPED FURIOUSLY, HER FINGERS GROWING STICKY WITH SWEAT. "I'M FAR MORE ENDURING. I'VE GOT SO MUCH HISTORY!"

[info]freethemarquee PRESSED F5, OVER AND OVER, HER CHEST TIGHT LIKE A PEEN-SHAPED BALL OF ANGER. FINALLY SHE PAUSED, AND READ THE COMMENT THAT APPEARED ON HER MONITOR. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING! ALL YOU WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION. EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE, I'M SO DISTANT AND TOS-WATCHING!" SHE PRESSED "POST COMMENT", SIGHED ANGRILY, AND RESUMED HER F5-ING WITH NEW HATRED.

WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG? [info]freethemarquee THOUGHT, GETTING FRUSTRATED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A NEW COMMENT APPEARED IN THE THREAD.

"YOU'RE RIGHT, [info]freethemarquee. ALL I WANTED WAS ATTENTION AND ADORATION... FROM YOU. TRUFAX!"

[info]freethemarquee'S EYES WENT WIDE. DARE SHE RESPOND WITH ANYTHING BUT "LOL NO ONE LOVES YOU"? SHE SHOOK HER HEAD. NO, THE FLAMEWARS HAD GONE ON TOO LONG. NOW WAS THE TIME FOR HONESTY. "ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A H0R, BUT REALLY ALL YOU WANTED WAS MY LOVE! BB, IF IT'S MY LOVE YOU WANT, IT IS MY LOVE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE."

[info]lol_meme SAT ON THE EDGE OF HER CHAIR, AWAITING THE RESPONSE, BERATING HERSELF FOR OPENING HER HEART. I'M A FOOL! SHE THOUGHT. [info]freethemarquee COULD NEVER LOVE ME! WALRUS! SHE CLICKED REFRESH WITH FEAR IN HER HEART, BUT WHAT SHE SAW MADE HER GASP WITH SURPRISE AND HAPPINESS.

"BB, BE MINE!" [info]lol_meme SPUN AROUND TO FACE THE VOICE BEHIND HER. IT WAS [info]freethemarquee! [info]lol_meme SPRANG OUT OF HER CHAIR AND FLUNG HERSELF INTO [info]freethemarquee'S ARMS.

"[info]freethemarquee, I THOUGHT --" [info]lol_meme BEGAN, BUT STOPPED WHEN HER BELOVED RAISED A FINGER TO HER LIPS, AND PULLED HER INTO A PASSIONATE KISS.


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OK GUYS, UPDATED LIST, ALPHABETIZED, AND THEN I SLEEP
(Anonymous)
2006-11-20 10:57 am UTC (link)
FEEL FREE TO CONTEST OR INQUIRE ABOUT ANY OF THESE CHOICES, MEMERS IN OTHER TIMEZONES, AS YOU WAKE UP!
THE RANDOM LINE BREAKS ARE HONESTLY JUST TO SAVE YOUR EYES A BIT.


ALLEN AVERY: THE COWBOY FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

REGULUS BLACK: BON SCOTT
SIRIUS BLACK: JOE PERRY
STUBBY BOARDMAN: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
AMELIA BONES: MARIANNE FAITHFULL
LAVENDAR BROWN: GINGER SPICE
BUCKBEAK: BOB WEIR
MILLICENT BULSTRODE: SCARY SPICE

CHO CHANG: SPORTY SPICE
VINCENT CRABBE JR.: LIAM GALLAGHER
VINCENT CRABBE SR.: THE INDIAN FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
COLIN CREEVEY: NICK CARTER
DENIS CREEVEY: AARON CARTER
BARTY CROUCH JR.: PAUL MCTWATNEY
BARTY CROUCH SR.: HEATHER MILLS

FLEUR DELACOUR: STELLA MCTWATNEY
GABRIELLE DELACOUR: NICO
CEDRIC DIGGORY: MARVIN GAYE
ABERFORTH DUMBLEDORE: MEATLOAF
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: KEEF
DUDLEY DURSLEY: P. DIDDY
AUNT MARGE DURSLEY: J. LO
PETUNIA DURSLEY: LIL KIM
VERNON DURSLEY: NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

MARIETTA EDGECOMBE: BABY SPICE

FAWKES: LAMB CHOP
MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER: ROBBIE WILLIAMS OR HENRY ROLLINS OR ??

HERMIONE GRANGER: CHRISSIE HYNDE (THOUGH DEEP DOWN WE ALL KNOW IT'S BOB GELDOF)

JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY: HYDE
SEAMUS FINNEGAN: EMINEM
NICHOLAS FLAMEL: AARON SPELLING (AND TUPAC)
CORNELIUS FUDGE: MILLI

MEROPE GAUNT: BRITNEY SPEARS
GREG GOYLE: NOEL GALLAGHER
DAD GOYLE: THE COP FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: ELVIS PRESLEY

RUBEUS HAGRID: JERRY GARCIA
MADAM HOOCH: EXENE CERVENKA
HELGA HUFFLEPUFF: MAMA CASS

LEE JORDAN: LEGS MCNEIL
ANGELINA JOHNSON: JOE STRUMMER
{THE REST OF THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH PLAYERS: THE REST OF THE CLASH;
SLYTHERIN QUIDDITCH TEAM: THE SEX PISTOLS
RAVENCLAWS QUIDDITCH TEAM: NEW YORK ARTPUNKERS
HUFFLEPUFFS QUIDDITCH TEAM: THE RAMONES}


VIKTOR KRUM: GASTON
IGOR KARKAROFF: VARG (AND THE REST OF DURMSTRANG = OTHER BLACK METAL ARTISTS)

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE: CHER
RABASTAN LESTRANGE: THE BIKER FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE: SONNY
GILDEROY LOCKHART: GACKT
ALICE LONGBOTTOM: YOKO ONO
FRANK LONGBOTTOM: JOHN LENNON
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM: GRAHAM COXON
LUNA LOVEGOOD: CYNDI LAUPER
MR. LOVEGOOD: LESTER BANGS
REMUS LUPIN: ERIC CLAPTON

WALDEN MACNAIR: CONSTRUCTION WORKER FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
DRACO MALFOY: DAVID BOWIE
LUCIUS MALFOY: TOM PETTY
NARCISSA MALFOY: CARLY SIMON
MINERVA MCGONAGALL: ARETHA FRANKLIN
MARLENE MCKINNON: BONNIE RAITT
MOANING MYRTLE: WHITNEY HOUSTON

NEARLY HEADLESS NICK: MICHAEL HUTCHENCE

PANSY PARKINSON: POSH SPICE
PATIL SISTERS: TEGAN AND SARAH
PETER PETTIGREW: AXL ROSE
POPPY POMFREY: CUDDLERAY
HARRY POTTER: CHARLIE WATTS
JAMES POTTER: STEVEN TYLER
LILY POTTER: STEVIE NICKS

ROWENA RAVENCLAW: JANIS JOPLIN
TOM RIDDLE SR.: K-FED
EVAN ROSIER: NAVY OFFICER FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE

RUFUS SCRIMGEOR: VANILLI
KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT: SEAL
RITA SKEETER: DEBBIE HARRY
HORACE SLUGHORN: BEBE BUELL (THIS WAS DECIDED BY LIKE 2 PEOPLE THOUGH)
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN: JIM MORRISON (STOP PERVING ON GABRIELLE DELACOUR OMG)
ZACHARIAS SMITH: SEBASTIAN BACH
SEVERUS SNAPE: MICK JAGGER
POMONA SPROUT: DOLLY PARTON

DEAN THOMAS: DR. DRE
ANDROMEDA TONKS: JOAN JETT
NYMPHADORA TONKS: COURTNEY LOVE
TED TONKS: IGGY POP
SYBILL TRELAWNEY: GRACE SLICK

DOLORES UMBRIDGE: WENDY O. WILLIAMS

LORD VOLDEMORT: TRIUMPH OR ASSHOLE!TROLL OR CC OR ??

ARTHUR WEASLEY: RINGO STARR
BILL WEASLEY: DHANI HARRISON
CHARLIE WEASLEY: ZAK STARKEY
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY: SEAN AND JULIAN LENNON
GINNY WEASLEY: LINDSAY LOHAN
MOLLY WEASLEY: CYNTHIA LENNON
PERCY WEASLEY: JAMES MCTWATNEY
RON WEASLEY: GEORGE HARRISON

BLAISE ZABINI: MOS DEF



DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY: LIVE AID
THE FAT LADY: ELTON JOHN
HARRY'S PATRONUS: ROLLING STONE LIPS SLASHED WITH LIGHTNING BOLT
THE SORTING HAT: ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME COMMITTEE
TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT: THE GRAMMYS

AM I MISSING ANYTHING.

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Re: OK GUYS, UPDATED LIST, ALPHABETIZED, AND THEN I SLEEP
(Anonymous)
2006-11-20 11:03 am UTC (link)
YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT HUMAN BEING

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