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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm crying again. And I feel very lonely. Please wake up. :( (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:02 am UTC (link)
	MY KITTEN JUST CHASED MY DOG ACROSS THE ROOM. LOL PETS. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:06 am UTC (link)
	HI, I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE BAR AND TRIED TO READ THE LAST FEW PAGES. YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY CONFUSING AND WEIRD AND ILU ALL ANYWAY. EVEN THE SAD WOEFUL MICE. CHEER UP! (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:18 am UTC (link)
	FIGURING OUT THE LJ IDENTITIES OF PEOPLE ON THE MEME HARSHES MY BUZZ, SRY2SAY. BE MORE ANONYMOUS, PLZ. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:19 am UTC (link)
	DOES ANYONE HERE WATCH NUMBERS? WHO THE HELL IS THAT BLONDE ACTRESS AND WHY DOES SHE TALK THROUGH HER NOSE? I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE, EVER, BE THAT NASAL BEFORE. (Reply to this)

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	LOL IS DEAD TOO. WHAT HAPPENED? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:23 am UTC (link)
	FIGGY FIGGY FIGGY! WHAT AN AWESOME USERNAME AND NOW I CAN NEVER HAVE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M A LOL LIAR ALL THE TIME. FIGGY! WOT A WASTE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:28 am UTC (link)
	TAKING PICSPAM REQUESTS! ANYONE I SHOULD GO GOOGLE FOR TO POST HERE FOR GREAT JUSTICE? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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FROM THE PIT OF VOLES www.fanfiction.net/s/2768007/1/
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 05:39 am UTC (link)

Beauty and the Beast (The modern day version)

Prolog

Once upon a time there was a prince who was a greedy son of bitch. So one night an old hag came to his mansion and Ask to spend the night, she offered him a magical weed. She said that if he smoke it he would live forever, but he rejected her offer and she said “You fucking asshole, you don’t know what you’re turning down.”

He slammed the door in her face, and then the hag’s ugliness disappeared to reveal a beautiful woman. The prince tried to apologize but it was to late, she said that he cared for no one but himself and with that she cursed him and changed him into a beast (And he deserved it for what a complete ass he’s been to people), and said that he would remain that way until he learns to care for someone else, but he only had until the magical weed wilted to nothing to care for someone else, and with that she vanished. He then locked him self in his castle and became addicted to drug.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:44 am UTC (link)
	EURGH. PEOPLE ON MY FLIST ARE STARTING TO MAKE "TRUFAX ABOUT ME TO SHOW THAT I'M NOTHING LIKE FIGGY" POSTS. I DON'T CARE. SRSLY. THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON ON MY FLIST WHO I WOULD BE HURT BY IF EVERYTHING THEY SAID WAS A LIE. AND STILL, NOT THAT HURT. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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FROM CHAPTER FOUR OF THE SAME BATB FIC...
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 05:45 am UTC (link)

She reaches her home in a matter of 4 day because a pack of lions chased her up a tree. When she finally reached home, her father wondered why it took so long to get back. She told her story to him and he said, “Holy shit, that is remarkable!” He then asked for the sword so he can study it because he is an inventor of weapons and would like to find out the secrets if there is any.

Three days later, her dad busts into her room, while she masturbating he looks at her and says excuse me and leaves. 10 minutes later she walks down from her room and said “Next time knock before you barge in.” “Now what where you going to say?”

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	THE PATRON SAINT OF EYEBROWS (Anonymous) 2006-12-02 05:53 am UTC (link)
	NOT SURE WHAT WAS PICSPAMMED BEFORE, HOPE SOME ARE NEW! :) (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: THE PATRON SAINT OF EYEBROWS - (Anonymous), 2006-12-02 05:56 am UTC

Re: THE PATRON SAINT OF EYEBROWS - (Anonymous), 2006-12-02 05:57 am UTC

MORE TIMELESS BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FICTION...
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 05:58 am UTC (link)

As the time passes with the beast knocked out, she builds a wheeled cage that that she thinks might be able to withstand his might. She, being the strongest woman in the world, picked up the beast and gently set him down inside, shut the door, and reinforced the cage with steel cut out of the dungeon cut with her sword. She starts walking home when she came upon a huge, gigantic, humongous, tree with carvings cut into it that looked a lot like mythical creatures. She puts the sword against the tree to see if it was popping out or if it was carved in when she wished that if the creatures were real to see what they were really like when !pop! They came to life and raped her! And she liked it. Because she’s a little fucking slut.

Other than that they were really nice and they spoke English and knew how to make the most powerful swords out of anything given to them. They walked with her to her town and then said that they couldn’t go in because in the past they would terrorize towns and the prince/beast that is in the cage is the one who stuck them in the ancient tree.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:04 am UTC (link)
	They came to life and raped her! And she liked it. Because she’s a little fucking slut. Other than that they were really nice and they spoke English. BEST LINE EVAH, Y/Y? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
	WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK, BSG? WHAT. THE. FLAMING. FUCK. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:11 am UTC (link)
	SOMEBODY PLEASE COME TO CHAT AND TALK TO ME ABOUT BSG. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	BY REQUEST (Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:13 am UTC (link)
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	BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED YET... (Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:22 am UTC (link)
	OKAY, THE PATRON SAINT OF BADFIC IS TAKING REQUESTS. WHICH FANDOM SHOULD I LOOK IN NEXT? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:27 am UTC (link)
	"I'M NOT PREJUDICED AGAINST TREES; IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE." (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	JTT PICSPAM (Anonymous) 2006-12-02 06:36 am UTC (link)
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PER REQUEST: SLEEPING BEAUTY
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 06:39 am UTC (link)

I DUNNO WHY EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET THESE CHARACTERS ON DRUGS, BUT HERE GOES:

You never thought that, did you? That it hurt? Have YOU ever pricked your finger on a spinning wheel, on a needle, on a knife? Well it hurts, even if the pain is momentary. And, when you fall into that horrible sleep that comes with the drugs, with the self-induced slumber, with the cursed sleep, that pain, being the last thing you ever felt, is what you sleep with. What your dreams revolve around.

Not your beauty, not your legend, not your story, not even your true love. No, it’s the pain that follows you into the netherworld. And it’s the pain that befriends you.

When I awoke, it was pain that awoke me. Him, his lips, massaging the feeling back into my own. Pain like prickers spiking up and down my entire body. I didn’t care about him being my true love. I didn’t even care that the curse had been lifted. What I cared about was that which I knew, which I know: the pain. I reveled in it, for it was not pain created by a brain that has slept for a hundred years, but REAL pain, real spikes shooting up and down your spine.

It hurt like Hell when he lifted me off of the bed and into his arms. And my gasp, that which the poets have put down to the joy of being awakened by HIM, was for the pain that shot up my arms when they, instinctively, tried to return the hug. There are reasons why, now, I never hug anyone...

The years went by, and I grew to forget the dreams brought on by my curse, by my beauty. But I never forgot the pain of that spindle...the pain of reawakening into a world that I was unfamiliar with. And I needed more.

I found the needles. I found the drugs. I found the stimulant that would make the pain shoot me skyward, only to fall a hundred times deeper when it left. And I found the supplier that keeps the pain accessible.

My husband’s mother, a good woman, is the only one who encourages my addiction. The only one who comes to see me, telling me, again, and again, that I am beautiful...that the drug-induced state makes me look like a porcelain doll. And she tells me of my daughters, and she tells me of my husband. And I dream of the pain that came when they were born, the pain when he woke me up, the pain of the spindle, piercing my flesh, ever-so-delicately...

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PRINCESS BRIDE SLASH
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2006-12-02 06:43 am UTC (link)

I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE THIS. SOCIOPATH?

He stands up slowly and crosses the room to where Humperdinck sits, looking so sad. He kneels down carefully and cups the prince’s cheek in his palm. Humperdinck looks up at him, eyes teary but hopeful. The last thing he wants to do is crush that hope, but he knows that he must. “It will never work.” His voice is still cold, but he hopes that his action conveys some of what he is feeling.

Humperdinck grabs his hand as he starts to pull away. “Why not?” His eyes are pleading. “We could…we could make it work, Tyrone.”

Rugen sighs, pulling his hand gently away, “No, we couldn’t, Humperdinck.”

“People do all the time! They overcome adversity every single day, Tyrone. Why couldn’t we do the same?”

“Because we are not like them!” He’s yelling now. He didn’t mean for this to happen. The only time he ever shows emotion is when he’s angry. “They overcome adversity, do they? The adversity of what, exactly? Their parents’ disapproval? Fiscal dilemmas? The villain’s attempt to break them apart? All of that is nothing compared with what we would be faced with.”

“But if we were together, we could—“

“No,” Rugen sighs, closing his eyes against the pain on Humperdinck’s face, “we couldn’t. We are the villains, love. We lose at the end of the story, no matter how hard we try.” He presses his lips to Humperdinck’s for a moment that’s over too quickly. “I’m sorry,” he whispers, still unable to call up any sorrow into his voice. He leaves the hidden torture chamber quickly. For the first time in many years, he tastes the salt of his tears as he walks away.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-12-02 07:04 am UTC (link)
	THE EUROPEAN SHIFT WISHES YOU A GOOD MORNING AND OFFERS YOU CAPPUCCINO AND CROISSANTS! AND THANK YOU FOR WELCOMING US WITH BADFIC! MMM... (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	"Holy shit, that is remarkable!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

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