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FTM FTW! ([info]freethemarquee) wrote,
@ 2006-11-29 14:48:00
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THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 07:36 pm UTC (link)
MICK JAGGER DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST THE AMAZING POWERS OF KEEF'S INTUITION. WHEN MICK GOT OUT OF HIS PANTS, HE CAUGHT THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE, BUT THERE WERE NO SIGNS SAYING 'ROCKSTARS WELCOME'.

WHAT WAS MICK TO DO? HE COULDN'T EVEN STEAL ANY BOOBS! HOW OUTRAGEOUS WAS THAT? FURIOUS, MICK STRODE DOWN MICK STRODE DOWN LOOKING FOR A CHERRY COLA TO QUENCH HIS THIRST.

A PASSING CAR DRIVEN BY PETER TORK SLOWED AS IT PASSED HIM, BUT DIDN'T STOP. TORK TOLD HIS GIRLFRIEND, "WHATEVER YOU DO, HIDE YOUR BOOBS! THAT MAN'S WANTED IN SEVEN COUNTRIES AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE TAKES THEM." SHE NODDED AND SAID, "DON'T WORRY, I KNOW JUDO."

MEANWHILE, MICK WAS HAVING NO LUCK FINDING BOOB MUFFLERS FOR HIS HOTEL, SO HE CALLED THE LOCAL MIDAS MUFFLERS BUT THEY SAID

BOOB MUFFLERS WERE

ON BACK ORDER.

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 07:44 pm UTC (link)
SO INSTEAD MICK

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 07:56 pm UTC (link)
WENT STRAIGHT TO

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:02 pm UTC (link)
THE ORLY HOTEL

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:04 pm UTC (link)
WHERE HE FOUND

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:16 pm UTC (link)
HIS FRIEND, THE

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:27 pm UTC (link)
ANALRAPIST, TOBIAS FUNKE.

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
"HI, TOBIAS, OLD

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:39 pm UTC (link)
FRIEND. WHERE'S YOUR

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Re: THREE WORD STORY MEETS PAGE 32
(Anonymous)
2006-12-02 08:55 pm UTC (link)
LEFT FOOT? AND

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