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FTM FTW! ([info]freethemarquee) wrote,
@ 2006-10-17 23:17:00
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GIVE US FREE!
FREE THE MARQUEE!

Sorry guys, the name of this lj is kind of a misnomer. We don't actually want spam. We just want lolz! Ip logging should be off, anonymous posting on; nothing will be screened except the inarguably spammy and the TOS-able. Have fun!

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WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:26 pm UTC (link)
MICK JAGGER ESCAPED FROM A MAXIMUM
SECURITY PRISON EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON. HE IS
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMEMLY DANGEROUS.
DO NOT APPROACH

HE WAS LAST SEEN HEADED IN THE DIRECTION OF
[info]freethemarquee, CLUTCHING A PILE OF MONEY
AND THE DETACHED BREASTS OF A SUPERMODEL.

Image

PRAY TO THE LORD KEEF, YOUR GOD, THAT MICK DOESN'T FIND YOU!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
OMFG, I'M TOTES SCARED!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:28 pm UTC (link)
YOU SHOULD BE!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
DOES HE ALSO HAVE MARIANNE FAITHFUL IN A SATCHEL?

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
AND A CASE OF MARS BARS AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:30 pm UTC (link)
O NOES! ALERT MY MOM THE MEDIA!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I LOL'D.

HEY, DO TELL YOUR MOM! MICK MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY THE MONEY FOR HIM!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
ILU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. OMG.

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:30 pm UTC (link)
HEE! ILU2 BB!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
BUT WERE THEY SILICON OR NATURAL? BECAUSE IF HE'S CARRYING NATURAL TITS, I WOULD BE MORE WORRIED. THOSE SEEM HARDER TO REMOVE.

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
NATURAL. AND HE REMOVED THEM WITH HIS GIANT TEETH! OMG!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:38 pm UTC (link)
D:

DO NOT WAAAANT

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
WE MUST PROTECT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:31 pm UTC (link)
THE WOMEN MORESO, AS CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE BREASTS UNLESS THEY HIT PURBERTY EARLY! OR IF THEY'RE FAT.

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:32 pm UTC (link)
WHAT ABOUT MEN WITH BITCH TITS?

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
THEM TOO! AND THOSE POOR BASTARDS THAT HAVE GYNOMASTIA AS WELL!

PROTECT PEOPLE WHO HAVE TITS! D:

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:30 pm UTC (link)
MICK JAGGER THE BOOB THIEF IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN GUN THE PASTRY THIEF.

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Re: WARNING WARNING
(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 09:34 pm UTC (link)
INORITE?

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