| Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 |
11:54 am [isaiddietpepsi] |
Elijah is the moon? Back when I was still a 'mouse, I remember reading some wank about a person who wrote an essay about Elijah Wood. The writing seemed to concern itself mostly with how perfect and whole the hobbit was, and how the rest of us were so broken and pathetic.
Anybody have the link to this essay or the actual wank report? I don't remember when this all went down. |
| Friday, May 30th, 2008 |
12:18 pm [anarchicq]
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AFF.net wank? I seem to recall some AFF.net wank a while ago, maybe a year or two ago?
Anyone know where the reports are? |
| Monday, May 26th, 2008 |
7:02 am [mariagoner]
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Feeling Nostalgic, Having A Good Time I'm looking for a link to that wank about some young singer in Florida with red hair who made herself into a real life Mary Sue on her LJ ? It hit Fandom Wank and had about a 1,000 comments, I believe. It was from a while back and I believe her name was Rose Fairy... something or another. Anyway, it was hysterical and I wanted to give it another read through.
Thanks ahead of time! |
| Sunday, May 11th, 2008 |
2:18 am [nikkief]
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Looking for... "Anne Rice Wouldn't Last A Day In Fandom...Yo".
I had a lot of Anne Rice wank in my memories section, and I came on late last night to relieve the memories *every couple years I come back to journalfen to read it for shits and giggles* and now it's saying "Page Cannot Be Found" when I click on the link that was in my memories section.
http://www.journalfen.net/users/fandom_wank/515245.html
Has it been moved or something? |
| Monday, May 5th, 2008 |
1:39 pm [pastri_archy]
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I'm looking for the wank in which we mocked someone with the Philosopher's Drinking Song? I think it was on otf_wank and it was about a snobby dating article? I've checked the archives and I didn't see anything I recognized from that wank.Help? Current Mood: annoyedCurrent Music: Monty Python sketch on youtube |
| Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 |
5:24 pm [khym_chanur]
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JKR forgot about Poland! The unfunnybusiness Kristallnacht post reminded me of this one HP wank where the wanker said that JKR having that Deathly Hallows scene where Harry rescues Muggle-borns from the Ministry of Magic is the same as saying that Poland made no contributions to WWII, or something like that. Does that ring any bells? |
| Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 |
3:33 pm [churri]
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Searching for screencaps. Does anyone know what happened to the posts from anyamarcos or whatever its name was? They're gone from otf_wank and i_wank, so I'm assuming someone -- OP or mods -- deleted 'em. More importantly, does anyone have any delicious delicious screencaps? Never mind, have been informed that it was a mod deletion after all, nothing to see here, these aren't the droids you're looking for, move along. (If this should go in fw_debate or something instead, I apologize.) |
| Thursday, March 27th, 2008 |
4:51 pm [joye]
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Twilight wank? I know there has been Twilight wank posted. But both the tags and the memories are failing me.
I'm thinking in particular of a wank where the wankas are... er... delighted to learn that vampires are sparkly. I think this was a wank related to the upcoming movie?
Somebody report more Twilight wank, by the way. I'm not in the fandom, but from the people on my flist who are, I gather that it's a delightful place. (There's that word again.)
Ooh, look. Sparkly is even a mood on JF. *puts on most appropriate jpop song to complete the scene*
Current Mood: Sparkly Current Music: Sparkling☆Point - Happy☆In My Life |
| Friday, March 21st, 2008 |
9:08 am [sarajayechan]
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I'm looking for a wank in which someone stated "I was gonna eat my homemade pasta, but you ruined my appetite". I know it had something to do with RPS and a certain band...
Current Mood: Piqued |
| Friday, March 7th, 2008 |
3:38 pm [caito]
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What were some of your favorite wanks involving self-published authors or fanfic authors with some some serious ego issues? I'd check the wiki but it's blocked from my workplace, sadly. |
| Monday, January 28th, 2008 |
2:36 pm [pharae]
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Kyou Kara Maou wank A friend of a friend mentioned a wank from a while ago that happened on the Kyou Kara Maou community on LJ. They were doing that "which character you love", "which character you hate", "which character you'd slap" meme there, and someone said she hated Conrad the most because "he's a rapist".
Apparently it turned into a big Conrad vs. Wolfram fight, that turned into a shipping fight, and then the girl who posted the response originally said that Conrad reminded her of some trauma in her past, so people showed up to defend her, etc.
Does anyone have any idea when this might have happened? I checked the memories, but I couldn't find anything. Thanks.
Current Mood: curious |
| Thursday, November 15th, 2007 |
7:57 pm [rennyn_alerothi]
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Just curious... I've seen the phrase "you will be in the suing when I sue" being thrown around, and on some icons. Where did it come from? |
| Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 |
8:56 pm [lavenderfrost]
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Errrm... Can someone fill me in with a loose outline of what's going on with this HP lexicon thing or whatever? The F_W posts are kinda overwhelming, and I've been completely net-less since just before Dumbledore was outed, so I've missed a lot. >_>
Current Mood: *headscratch* |
| Sunday, November 4th, 2007 |
6:26 pm [khym_chanur]
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Social Experiments 'R Us I remember there being this one wank report where the wanker came over here to say that it was all just a social experiment. In and of itself not that interesting, but s/he also went on to oh-so-graciously give us time to take down the wank report before we were exposed to the world as the morons that we were for being gullible enough to fall for said social experiment.
Anyone know what I'm talking about? |
| Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 |
9:43 am [shadowlass]
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Nutty author I seem to remember an author who doctored her press clippings to disguise the fact that she was self-published. Has anyone got a link? |
| Friday, September 7th, 2007 |
8:47 am [ladybug218]
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House race wank? So my roommate and I have been re-watching old seasons of House lately and the racist comments that House makes to Foreman all the time got me wondering if there was ever House race wank.
Most of what I remember seeing on f_w was ship wars (which is why I avoid the online fandom comms LIKE THE PLAGUE). But I'm curious and this seemed like the place to ask. |
| Thursday, September 6th, 2007 |
3:06 pm [damnedfallacy]
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I'm trying to find a link to the free shit from Focus on the Family wank. Can anyone help a girl out?
Current Mood: Dramatic |
| Monday, August 20th, 2007 |
7:03 pm [pastri_archy]
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Phantom of the Opera Was there ever any wank about the 2004 movie? the actors? the musical? anything? *goes to watch the DVD again* EDIT: I found something. Is that it? The server is going robust on me when I go further back in memories. :( Current Mood: Hungry/BoredCurrent Music: Foo Fighter-DOA |
| Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 |
10:20 am [queencallipygos]
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This wasn't in memories or in the Wiki -- and actually, I'm not sure whether this would have been FW or OTFW. It dealt with an English community where Jamie "Naked Chef" Oliver was trying to get his "healthier school lunches" program going, but a couple of mothers were causing problems because they were showing up at the school and going on fast food runs for the kids because they didn't like that the kids were being given "posh food" like shepherd's pie and such.
It was sometime within the past year; anyone remember this? |
| Saturday, August 4th, 2007 |
5:33 pm [hua]
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SGA Fanart Wank Does anyone remember a Stargate: Atlantis Wank from some time ago re: a fanartist who didn't find one of the characters attractive - Rodney, maybe? - and was frustrated at being forced to draw him because he was was popular and she wanted to sell moar prints? Or something. This thing, it's very fuzzy in my mind. Anyone have a link, or even some clue for me? Did I possibly get the fandom wrong? |