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Warhammer players do not believe that parents have the right to decide what their children should play with. And anyone who suggests there is any violence in a war game is a total moron. There is no violence here and six to ten year olds should never be given guidance about violence. There is no such thing as violence in WARHAMMER WAR games.
They are disgusted that I would make such a suggestion. Unfortunately because I am weary of listening to their hundreds of personal attacks, this page is no longer here.
Sorry PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN, you are required to ask Warhammer players what you are allowed to think, and what you may and may not tell your own children. Only their opinions matter, not yours. THEY own the subject. I'm sure they'll be happy to help you in the most objective possible way. They're lovely, caring, people.
No, I am not allowed to address PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN directly. Doing so directly interferes with the ability of adult game players to freely enjoy their chosen hobby. I am too stupid for words for thinking I could speak with you about your SMALL CHILDREN on my personal web page without their prior permission and consent. When I talked about your SMALL CHILDREN, they just knew I was actually saying terrible things about adults who like Warhammer and they are right to gang up on me and swear at me and judge me and attack me, over and over and over and over again. I was wrong to not know I don't get to tell you things that are pertinent to PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN. That's their job.
And they are positive there is nothing to think about. Buy your kids all the violent toys they want. It's perfectly okay. To give it any thought is to be a blithering idiot. I know this because they have told me so over and over and over and over again, which obviously makes them right and proves me wrong.
What on earth was I thinking. Warhammer players should control everyone's opinions because they are fully qualified for the job. Their way is the ONLY way. You must love Warhammer because they insist that you do. If you fail to love Warhammer you are a moron and a lesbian and you are also a cannibal. You deserve nothing but profanity and hatred because you don't deserve to exist.
See I didn't know that before they helpfully clued me in. I thought I could have a conversation with PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN on my own web site about violence in games they did not know was there. But I know better now. I have no right to speak to PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN on my own web site because that is the same as saying adults who like playing this game are violent, dreadful, insane people who are a danger to society and playing the game makes you a raving murderer. It is the same as saying there is no value whatsoever to playing this game. It is specifically a statement that this game is worse than valueless, and should be made illegal. A heads up to PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN is clearly an inexcusable nasty unfair attack on adults, and will not be tolerated.
I thought that "adults who play games" were not a part of my conversation with PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN, but I was wrong. When I speak to PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN, I am actually directly insulting and attacking adult gamers, and I am in no way suggesting that adult gamers are a whole nother subject. I must have permission and approval from people I'm not talking to or about before I can address PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN, on my own web site so that adult Warhammer players can make sure I am not saying horrific dishonest vile hateful stupid things about them. Warhammer players are far more important than I am and they are more important than all PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN. They may even be more important than everyone in the whole world.
Oh well, who knew? Live and learn. But ignorance is no excuse. I know the Warhammer players will not believe that I have been punished enough with hundreds of their abusive, nasty emails and sarcastic insults and vicious personal attacks. They will insist that I should be deprived of all peace and even my life because of my inexcusable STUPID direct attack on adults who like Warhammer that I clearly waged when I spoke to PARENTS OF SMALL CHILDREN. Of course, I deserve every profanity they want to hurl at me, because I harmed them so seriously and personally by naming every last one of them specifically and calling them horrible names and accusing them of dreadful acts of violence and blood thirsty behavior. I did not actually say those things but I obviously meant them anyway. I specifically set out to hurt and abuse adult players of this game permanently and seriously with my web page directed at PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN. I should probably be put in prison for the rest of my worthless days. I am completely out of my mind. They have told me so over and over and over and over again. They have told me how stupid I am even more times. That must make it true.
Now go buy all the Warhammer stuff and give it to your six year old and don't interfere with them at all. Let them do whatever they like. You may not guide them or tell them anything about violence. That is WRONG. You have no right and no excuse to see this from A PARENT'S PERSPECTIVE. You have no right to a perspective. You may only see all of it from the perspective of adult gaming fanatics, because they alone have the only correct perspective. To deviate from an adult gamer's perspective is proof of your absolute stupidity.
So don't mention violence, ever, to your SMALL CHILDREN. Violence in games cannot possibly affect your SMALL CHILDREN in any way. The Warhammer players have told me so over and over and over again, so obviously they are right and I am wrong. There is nothing here for you to think about. Just give your SMALL CHILDREN all of the Warhammer toys you can afford and shut your stupid mouth. It's the best thing you can do for them. They'll grow up into fine adults who gang up and bully perfect strangers with all the arrogant malice they like. They'll be very good at it too. The best. That's what all parents want for their SMALL CHILDREN.
So good luck and remember to love every single thing about Warhammer and never ask any questions that you might consider pertinent. There is no possible reason for you to do that. It's not your job as a PARENT WITH SMALL CHILDREN. If you don't agree YOU SUCK and don't deserve to exist. No other perspectives can be tolerated because no other perspectives could possibly be valid, it's ludicrous to suggest such a thing. It's simply impossible. And that's fair and rational and obviously perfect and adult gamers are perfect people who know everything about perfect strangers so just go with it. It's better for everyone when you just shut your mouth and let adult Warhammer gamers do your PARENTING for you.