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GMTH ([info]gmth) wrote,
@ 2007-08-10 15:27:00
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And now, because I feel like I should break this in with a public entry...
Hey, what's that on your shirt?

MADE YOU LOOK.

That's my son favorite joke, by the way. That one and: So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Oh, oh, he also likes the one where a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants, and the bartender says, "Hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants," and the pirate says, "Arr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!"

So now you know what kind of wholesome jokes I have taught my son. I suppose I could be prosecuted for that somewhere.

Also, we saw an ad for these the other night:



...and he burst out laughing. Total Tools. It didn't even occur to me how funny that was until he mentioned it. Now I giggle whenever I think about it.


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[info]trobadora
2007-08-10 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Hee, that is just awesome. Total Tools! *giggles*

Okay, the "giggle" icon definitely needs to be uploaded. :-)

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you're my first JF comment. :-)

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[info]trobadora
2007-08-10 07:07 pm UTC (link)
*waves* I'm new here too! Still finding my way around.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Heh, actually I've had this account for three years, I've just never used it for public posting before, just commenting on the wank comms and a few private posts. I miss having all of my icons over here.

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[info]trobadora
2007-08-10 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I never comment on the wank comms - I usually read them and then find someone to rant at in private. *g* I just have no knowledge whatsoever of JF infrastructure apart from the wank comms!

And yeah, the icon thing is definitely less than ideal. Icons are important! And I can't decide which to upload here.

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[info]mizbean
2007-08-10 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Who's the dude in your icon? He's cracking me up.

So did the pirate joke. That reminds me of one of my son's favorite jokes. "What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?" ARRRR.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 09:33 pm UTC (link)
That's Hard Gay! He's hysterical. I posted a bunch of links to HG videos in my LJ a while back. I hope they still work. This guy KILLS me. :-)

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[info]hikaru
2007-08-10 08:49 pm UTC (link)
OMG. How did the name "TOTAL TOOLS" get approved without anyone going "...hey, boss? Uh, we need to rethink this." That's a thing of beauty, right there.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I know, isn't that a stitch??

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[info]scarah2
2007-08-10 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I saw the picture first and thought this was going to be a post about Barak, Abe, etc.

Lol I have a bar joke but it's pretty gross.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 10:05 pm UTC (link)
LOL, no, I'm trying to forget about that mess at present. (Plus I didn't think of it *facepalm*.)

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Two Drunks
[info]scarah2
2007-08-10 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Two drunks are walking home from the bar. One drunk has puked all over himself.

Drunk 1: My wife is going to kill me if I come home with puke all over myself again.

Drunk 2: Do what I do. Take this $10, and put it in your shirt pocket. Then tell your wife that some drunk puked all over you, and gave you $10 for the dry cleaning bill.

Drunk 1: Oh, good idea! *Takes the $10, adds to shirt pocket*

Later, at Drunk 1's house, his wife is upset. Drunk 1 explains that it was some other drunk, who gave him $10 for the dry cleaning bill, and tells her to look in the shirt pocket.

Wife: But you said $10, there is $20 in here.

Drunk 1: He shit in my pants, too.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-10 10:12 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Excellent. I don't think I'll be telling my son this one, though. ;-)

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[info]laurelwood
2007-08-11 12:21 am UTC (link)
"Hey, why the long face?"

I love this one too, and say it to pretty much every horse I meet, much to Brooke's preteen mortification. My all time favorite joke, though, is the one where two guys are watching a dog lick its testicles and one guy says, "I wish I could do that!" and the other guy says, in a hickish drawl, "He would biiiite you!"

We're going to have to load up on Total Tools. Those are too funny.

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[info]gmth
2007-08-11 12:27 am UTC (link)
...and the other guy says, in a hickish drawl, "He would biiiite you!"

That's not how I heard it! I heard ...and the other guy says, in a hickish drawl, "Go ahead, he looks like a nice enough dog."

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[info]mosh
2007-08-11 12:42 am UTC (link)
Your Hard Gay icon makes me laugh muchly. :D :D And so does your son's Pirate joke - I've not heard that one before! Haha. :D

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[info]gmth
2007-08-11 12:47 am UTC (link)
He's such a darling. :-)

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[info]silentauror
2007-08-11 04:42 am UTC (link)
Hee, your son! And your icon, FTW! Hard Gay!!

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[info]gmth
2007-08-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Heh, I use this icon on LJ sometimes, too. I love this guy to bits. :-)

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[info]silentauror
2007-08-11 01:17 pm UTC (link)
That's simply marvellous! I've never seen this icon before! You always have great ones, though. And yeah, Hard Gay is fantastic! The Hooo! pretty much sums it up! :P

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[info]rane_ab
2007-08-13 09:04 am UTC (link)
OMG, the pirate joke! *cracks up*

Funnily enough, the name of the crayons just makes me think there's an associated ad with the crayons being alive and acting like, well. That would be kind of cool. :-)

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[info]gmth
2007-08-13 01:04 pm UTC (link)
I just can't believe I didn't get it until my son pointed it out to me. I'm slipping in my old age. ;-)

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