February 10th, 2009
|10:20 am - More about Dora|
An update of my original post about Dora's Aquapet
Are the different sizes for real? WTF.
with other items from technorati.com/videos/tag/Aquapet
And, there's an Owner's Manual online. Some gems of wisdom in dealing with your Aquapet:
( If he receives the correct action, he will move up and down to indicate 'yes' )
February 9th, 2009
|11:33 am - Recognizing the signs of a stroke|
( Recognizing a stroke )
January 5th, 2009
|03:46 pm - Toast me!|
The Spires of Two Largeness
November 30th, 2008
The Death Star Canteen. Where LEGO-las could face off against Darth Vader
November 19th, 2008
September 27th, 2008
A brilliant parody of Star Wars IV by the Animaniacs gang
The whole thing at youtube
Why can I never get "embed media" to work?
May 28th, 2008
Does anyone think that it's okay for a teacher to bring a 5-year old autistic child up in front of his classmates and get them to:
1. publicly list everything they dislike about him and
2. VOTE HIM OUT OF THE CLASS?
I've already written and got some friends to write. Please pass this on.
Current Mood: shocked
May 11th, 2008
Happy Mother's Day
May 10th, 2008
|12:08 am - The ballad of MirLando|
Inspired by the following comment from tin_ear about one M Kerr:
There'd better be some golden pussy or beer-flavored nipples on that girl,
and the madness that is PR conspiracy theory in general and Jared in particular
Beer-flavoured pussy and nipples so golden
Little hairy dogs in my hands that I'm holdin'
Brown paper bags full of wheatgrass and soy,
These are the things of our favorite boy.
Chanting at daybreak and racing in Sydney,
Dog walks and temple bells and yogaclass in NYC,
Offroading that cycle with Miranda's Dad,
These are a few of his pub-li-ci-ty things.
Girls in black dresses and thousand-dollar wins,
Stupid hats that won't stay on their heads without strings,
Angel wings and perfume and unlimited lin-ger-ie,
These are a few Aus-tral-i-an things,
When black dogs bite,
When the PR stings
When we're feeling sad,
We simply remember PR's favorite things,
And then we just feel so mad.
March 24th, 2008
March 20th, 2008
Behold snake-dance Barbie!
From this amazing site
March 18th, 2008
March 10th, 2008
|05:55 pm - Hot naked chicks!|
Today's Lesson: things are never what they seem
January 7th, 2008
December 10th, 2007
Inspired by the fact that crevette sends memos to her uterus and the claim from one female comedian [Maria Chavez?] that she gets messages from "Snap the Wonder Clam", I want to know
What do you call your personal bits??
I freely confess that I don't have a cute pet name for mine - although I did gank the idea for "Little Friend" from this thread, but apparently many others have imaginative terms for them.
My favourites so far are the "misheard" ones like "begonia", "virginia", "badger" and "baginas".
Less fond of the historical ones like "quim" and "cunny" - a flashback to bad Victorian and pseudo-Victorian porn.
December 5th, 2007
I used LOTR Hawt Boyz and got:
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Lotr Hawt Boyz. and
The LOTR Hawt Boyz Effect.
Thanks to Rakshi for introducing me to this lovely timewaster.
I then went back to The Shakespeare Quote Generator:
The tempter or the LOTR Hawt Boyz, who sins most?
How apropos! There's more:
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into LOTR Hawt Boyz, into thin LOTR Hawt Boyz.
And yet more:
Misery acquaints a LOTR Hawt Boyz with strange bedfellows.
My gods, 'tis a magical engine. It's as if they've read mother2012's fic!
December 4th, 2007
Some things are just...wrong
Dora the Explorer?! goes where no...one... has gone before:
Hang out with SpongeBob, Patrick and all their underwater pals! With our SpongeBob toy collection you can check out Bikini Bottom...dine at the Krusty Krab and just live the underwater life. Ages 3+ & 5+
ETA: There's now a pal for Dora, called "Boots", who is blue around the...umm...nether regions. At snopes msgboard, someone claims that the instructions say:
Give you friend love
Give your friend love by pressing the right button.
Give lots of love! You can tell s/he likes that!
Your friend gets lonely!
When left alone for a while, your friend will call out for attention.
I can't verify this, but I did find a cached copy of the ebay listing.
View Boots in action:
November 17th, 2007
November 16th, 2007
C h e c k o u t
m y h o l i d a y i c o n !
Now, have a sno-cone on me, but stay away from the yellow ones.
November 9th, 2007
Nausicaa - Before Anime There Was Homer
Great title from about.com e-newsletter. Pity that the issue didn't live up to it.